Current Events > Drinking Topic 111: thats 1 saku koivu in some math. Come book an appointment.

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Exactly next time I get a drunk in public at 4:30 am in the neighborhood park. Im gonna be like how am I drunk, I havent been able to buy booze in over five hours!

Smackems posted...

I get my goody good tomorrow

Can I have some

Talib_21 posted...

Can I have some

NO

Dickhead

Nah I'm protecting you

There's a deer rubbing on trees bout 100 yards out. Was closer earlier today

I know that's fascinating

Smackems posted...

There's a deer rubbing on trees bout 100 yards out. Was closer earlier today

I know that's fascinating

Kind of makes me horny

How can you see him isn't it dark out? Is he rubbin his rig on the tree or just scratchin his ass maybe?

the problem with quitting weed is that when you do go to smoke a joint, your lungs just die.

Johnny_Nutcase posted...

How can you see him isn't it dark out? Is he rubbin his rig on the tree or just scratchin his ass maybe?

I hear it

Naysaspace posted...

the problem with quitting weed is that when you do go to smoke a joint, your lungs just die.

Eh you don't need those

You can hear deer rubbing from pretty far out, especially in the boonies where it's super quiet and few people. Every now and then, a deer just gotta rub one out.

i've been wearing a mask tucked under my chin for like 5 hours wtf. i totally forgot about it

its one of those classic blue/white medical masks. usually i wear heavier-duty ones (cotton+elastic made by me ma'), but i have a pack of these so i figure i may as well use em.

and i must say, they are SO MUCH EASIER to wear than cotton or neoprene or whatever masks. soooo lightweight. love it.

Well, I made a pretty hefty mistake last night. It was Australia Day, so I didn't have to work - I drank a bunch of beers and went to the pub. Woke up on my couch and realised I had to go to work today.

This is gonna be a boatload of fun. I've gotta get to work in the next half hour. I'm not especially hungover, but that just means I'm probably still a little drunk and it's really gonna set in at work.

Maybe it was a Finnish deer.

https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/avoid-deer-strikes-finland-painting-deer-antlers-reflective-paint-180949792/

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/8/4/AAEhCpAAC2kI.jpg

This is how you know it's time to lay off of the Jagermeister.

I feel like I saw that id be so shocked id be more likely to hit the thing.

MrMallard posted...

Well, I made a pretty hefty mistake last night. It was Australia Day, so I didn't have to work - I drank a bunch of beers and went to the pub. Woke up on my couch and realised I had to go to work today.

This is gonna be a boatload of fun. I've gotta get to work in the next half hour. I'm not especially hungover, but that just means I'm probably still a little drunk and it's really gonna set in at work.

I don't want to laugh at your misfortune but...

CanuckCowboy posted...

I feel like I saw that id be so shocked id be more likely to hit the thing.

I'd pet the FUCK outta that

MabusIncarnate posted...

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/2/2/AAakoXAAC2c6.jpg

Jesus man this is deer country!

Kinda wanna pet Mabus rn

i may have a fever

I'm a MEAN, mutha FUCKIN MAN

https://youtu.be/mlU_48Qx0o0

We have like 7 loafs of bread, 5 of them are wonderbread, and 4 of those wonderbreads are opened. Wtff mom? Come on, WHY? Why do you buy so much godamn BREAD AND OPEN ALL OF IT?

Anyway heres the halo theme on classical guitar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xktl9f_egR8

Smackems posted...

Kinda wanna pet Mabus rn

i may have a fever

I don't have a fever but I'd pet Mabus.

I mean I have to start up a hunter s Thompson themed black metal band just so I can use that as an album cover now.

I don't have a fever I just wanted to make it less weird

You each can have an ear to scratch

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/7/7/AAPV5JAAC2UZ.jpg

YugiNoob posted...

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/7/7/AAPV5JAAC2UZ.jpg

Love your random image drops

Yeah I don't reply to them but I appreciate the memes every now and then

Its my way of tagging these topics :3

Where the fuck y'all at tonight Jesus

I'm at work then I gotta work when I get home

MabusIncarnate posted...

I'm at work then I gotta work when I get home

K I'm here ready to pet you. I'm with the chiggins

Just got home. FUCKIN busy all day and I still couldn't finish everything. Got beer and i'm going to downtown drunktown.

Johnny_Nutcase posted...

Just got home. FUCKIN busy all day and I still couldn't finish everything. Got beer and i'm going to downtown drunktown.

Yeah!

Okay, today's been alright. Had to sneak off for a sneaky shit at one point, but otherwise I've been doing okay.

Drank all 1.5 litres of water before lunch though, had to buy a couple of bottles with lunch. Definitely feeling dusty, but I'm getting in there.

Ohhh and the jerk off check engine light came on in the car again. The car drives fine I know it's just another stupid dumbass leak in a hose somewhere and i'm gettin pissed off with it. So I gotta find time to go get that bullshit taken care of.

Johnny_Nutcase posted...

Ohhh and the jerk off check engine light came on in the car again. The car drives fine I know it's just another stupid dumbass leak in a hose somewhere and i'm gettin pissed off with it. So I gotta find time to go get that bullshit taken care of.

I just ignore that shit till it quit going

Not acceptable. I don't like warning lights.

Them thangs is always bitchin

MrMallard posted...

Okay, today's been alright. Had to sneak off for a sneaky shit at one point, but otherwise I've been doing okay.

Drank all 1.5 litres of water before lunch though, had to buy a couple of bottles with lunch. Definitely feeling dusty, but I'm getting in there.

Just gotta power through, you can chill when you get home. Working very hungover sucks.

A little electrical tape will fix that check engine light

Nope because I know what's behind that tape.

Johnny_Nutcase posted...

Nope because I know what's behind that tape.

A PENIS

Fuck those lights, dont worry about shit until you hear grinding under the hood

Talib_21 posted...

Fuck those lights, dont worry about shit until you hear grinding under the hood

Honestly my mom drives a 2004 or something pathfinder and the one problem its ever had is the check engine light is constantly on. Shes had it for a decade or more and it hasn't mattered.

CanuckCowboy posted...

Honestly my mom drives a 2004 or something pathfinder and the one problem its ever had is the check engine light is constantly on. Shes had it for a decade or more and it hasn't mattered.

Ya I had a Taurus that the check engine light randomly came on. I took that shit all over though, took it to Colorado Wyoming and South Dakota. Check engine light and the fuel gauge didnt work lmao

Talib_21 posted...

Ya I had a Taurus that the check engine light randomly came on. I took that shit all over though, took it to Colorado Wyoming and South Dakota. Check engine light and the fuel gauge didnt work lmao

I had a Nissan micra when I was like 19 and I was like fuck it ill do this way overdue oil change after I get back from driving over the rockies into Calgary and back to Central bc.

I took that plug out a week afterI got back after going and beating on that car some and there was two drops of oil and just smoke. Micras are fucking indestructible.

That's kinda neither here nor there but dash lights and reality aren't really the same thing. Especially tire air pressure sensors.

CanuckCowboy posted...

I had a Nissan micra when I was like 19 and I was like fuck it ill do this way overdue oil change after I get back from driving over the rockies into Calgary and back to Central bc.

I took that plug out a week afterI got back after going and beating on that car some and there was two drops of oil and just smoke. Micras are fucking indestructible.

That's kinda neither here nor there but dash lights and reality aren't really the same thing. Especially tire air pressure sensors.

I ran so many cars out of oil when I was a dumbass teenager.

I hate the fucking tire pressure sensor on my Silverado.

Oh your 2 psi below 40, Im gonna ding and annoy the fuck out of you until you put two seconds of air in the tire.

Talib_21 posted...

Fuck those lights, dont worry about shit until you hear grinding under the hood

Even then

Talib_21 posted...

Fuck those lights, dont worry about shit until you hear grinding under the hood

It makes a groaning sound when I turn the wheel but it's done that for years. It's time for a new car.

Well when this one finally gives up hope.