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Smackems
01/26/22 11:11:22 PM
#201:


CanuckCowboy posted...
Walter is the best cause he just enjoys almost everything I enjoy.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/9/0/AANJGaAAC2qe.jpg
I'm sending my mom some of these Walter pics and I can hear her giggling

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MrMallard
01/26/22 11:12:27 PM
#202:


Smackems posted...
Now go take a big ol dump-aroo
I think I got most of it out at work tbh. Whatever's left is gonna be stuck there unless I have a big dinner or a glass of pickle brine.

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Johnny_Nutcase
01/26/22 11:13:18 PM
#203:


MrMallard posted...
Well, I made it to the end of the day without shitting myself. That, gentlemen, is an accomplishment.

Never going into work hungover again. That sucked ass.

That's a straight up lie and you know it.

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Smackems
01/26/22 11:17:47 PM
#204:


MrMallard posted...
I think I got most of it out at work tbh. Whatever's left is gonna be stuck there unless I have a big dinner or a glass of pickle brine.
The hell is pickle brine

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Talib_21
01/26/22 11:18:00 PM
#205:


MrMallard posted...
Well, I made it to the end of the day without shitting myself. That, gentlemen, is an accomplishment.

Never going into work hungover again. That sucked ass.


Lmao I say that last sentence at least once a week

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Johnny_Nutcase
01/26/22 11:19:10 PM
#206:


Smackems posted...
The hell is pickle brine

Ohhh it's beautiful. Quickest thing to run right through your body and out your ass in like 30 seconds.

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Smackems
01/26/22 11:20:05 PM
#207:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Ohhh it's beautiful. Quickest thing to run right through your body and out your ass in like 30 seconds.
But what is it? Pickle juice?

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CanuckCowboy
01/26/22 11:25:14 PM
#208:


Hey ladies how you doin? Walter want a sugar momma.
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Talib_21
01/26/22 11:26:11 PM
#209:


Just got a bill for another 420 bucks for my vasectomy, Im almost thinking its cheaper to have them.

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Smackems
01/26/22 11:33:35 PM
#210:


CanuckCowboy posted...
Hey ladies how you doin? Walter want a sugar momma.
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/0/5/AANJGaAAC2qt.jpg
Ooo my mom liked that one a lot. God forbid they ever meet cuz she would smother him in pets

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CanuckCowboy
01/26/22 11:37:01 PM
#211:


Smackems posted...
Ooo my mom liked that one a lot. God forbid they ever meet cuz she would smother him in pets

Walter is the biggest attention whore ever. He'd love it. He would act like he didn't but he'd purr like a cat 700 times his size the whole time while just sorta being like oh imma move 3 inches from the pets so I can feel superior and still get pets.

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Smackems
01/26/22 11:41:06 PM
#212:


You'd have to pet Galahad in return

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CanuckCowboy
01/26/22 11:48:13 PM
#213:


Smackems posted...
You'd have to pet Galahad in return

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/6/1/AAZOwTAACm4p.jpg

Oh fuck we would both pet galahad for hours. Mostly I would. Probly just I would.

Walter has an intense hatred of other male cats but I mean its not his fault its just how he was born and stuff. Male cats are sorta like cars if he could beat up cars.

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Smackems
01/26/22 11:49:24 PM
#214:


He's fixed so he may not put off the same vibes

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Johnny_Nutcase
01/26/22 11:51:58 PM
#215:


Smackems posted...
You'd have to pet Galahad in return

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/6/1/AAZOwTAACm4p.jpg

Oh shit Sir Galahad looks like a cuddly fucker.

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CanuckCowboy
01/26/22 11:58:12 PM
#216:


Walter has a 6 tier system and I don't know if it matters even though he's fixed too.

Cars = scary
Owls = scary
coyotes and beavers = sketchy
Male cats = must die
Everything else = p cool


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Smackems
01/27/22 12:01:37 AM
#217:


See a lot of coyotes up yonder? I don't think I've ever seen one despite hearing them all the time

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MabusIncarnate
01/27/22 12:08:37 AM
#218:


Smackems posted...
See a lot of coyotes up yonder? I don't think I've ever seen one despite hearing them all the time
I hear them weekly during the summer, i've only seen them twice in 10 years here. They are apparently very elusive, bobcats are supposed to be but i've seen dozens of them around here. They kind of keep their distance and go about their business, I never had any kind of threatening encounter.

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Smackems
01/27/22 12:13:11 AM
#219:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Oh shit Sir Galahad looks like a cuddly fucker.
He is but you gotta pet him a while to calm him down before he will sit with you. Nervous skittish fuzzy fuck


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Smackems
01/27/22 12:13:46 AM
#220:


MabusIncarnate posted...
I hear them weekly during the summer, i've only seen them twice in 10 years here. They are apparently very elusive, bobcats are supposed to be but i've seen dozens of them around here. They kind of keep their distance and go about their business, I never had any kind of threatening encounter.
Never seent a bobcat either

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CanuckCowboy
01/27/22 12:15:54 AM
#221:


Smackems posted...
See a lot of coyotes up yonder? I don't think I've ever seen one despite hearing them all the time

Oh yeah coyotes are everywhere around here. They're little assholes. Coyotes are the one animal I truly just fucking dislike.


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Smackems
01/27/22 12:17:42 AM
#222:


CanuckCowboy posted...
Oh yeah coyotes are everywhere around here. They're little assholes. Coyotes are the one animal I truly just fucking dislike.
I wanna pet one. I know how dangerous they are for other animals... But I wanna pet a "domesticated" one


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Smackems
01/27/22 12:18:05 AM
#223:


Smackems posted...
I wanna pet one. I know how dangerous they are for other animals... But I wanna pet a "domesticated" one
But tbh if it wasn't attacking my fuzzies I'd pet a wild one

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CanuckCowboy
01/27/22 12:22:15 AM
#225:


OVERGOATED posted...
fucking coyotes man. They've been known to send their girls up ahead to lure dogs out of your yard, then gang up and kill them when they are out of sight.


I lived this camping with my dad and his two dogs. They were both rescue dogs but balderick was a straight out of the bush rescue dog and Emma was a rescue dog but kinda dumb... a single coyote lured Emma away and me and my dad and baldrick had to chase them over hills and dales and in the end we had to shoot some coyotes and emmas dumb ass was like "omg you dude see that? I made some friends but then some if them just fell down!!1!"

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MabusIncarnate
01/27/22 12:24:31 AM
#226:


My wife's brother bought a house South of Atlanta a few years ago, and his neighbor has a German shepherd mixed with timberwolf. He says whenever a police car or ambulance goes by, the dog howls for at least 10 minutes. It's domesticated within reason, if you touch it's hind quarters, it will snap. Not sure why they have it outside of home protection, It's in a giant fenced in yard, looks like an 8 foot tall fence. Not sure if male or female.

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Johnny_Nutcase
01/27/22 12:29:57 AM
#227:


Smackems posted...
He is but you gotta pet him a while to calm him down before he will sit with you. Nervous skittish fuzzy fuck

Sounds like one of my kitties.

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Smackems
01/27/22 12:34:57 AM
#228:


CanuckCowboy posted...
I lived this camping with my dad and his two dogs. They were both rescue dogs but balderick was a straight out of the bush rescue dog and Emma was a rescue dog but kinda dumb... a single coyote lured Emma away and me and my dad and baldrick had to chase them over hills and dales and in the end we had to shoot some coyotes and emmas dumb ass was like "omg you dude see that? I made some friends but then some if them just fell down!!1!"
Least she was ok

Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Sounds like one of my kitties.
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/7/4/AAZOwTAAC2ry.jpg
Not like this fucker tho. Lil Smokey Dokey will just crawl in my lap whenever the fuck he feels like

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CanuckCowboy
01/27/22 12:36:54 AM
#229:


Smack dumb head

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Smackems
01/27/22 12:37:37 AM
#230:


What about my dumb head

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CanuckCowboy
01/27/22 12:39:08 AM
#231:


Smackems posted...
Least she was ok

Yeah that was the good thing. That was a long time ago Emma is gone now and so is balderick but at least they didn't hurt Emma. I'd rather not shoot coyotes but alsonthey are assholes and they were definitely gonna try to eat Emma so fuck em.

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CanuckCowboy
01/27/22 12:39:48 AM
#232:


Smackems posted...
What about my dumb head

No my dumb head got smacked.

But I see how that is confusing.

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Smackems
01/27/22 12:40:34 AM
#233:


CanuckCowboy posted...
Yeah that was the good thing. That was a long time ago Emma is gone now and so is balderick but at least they didn't hurt Emma. I'd rather not shoot coyotes but alsonthey are assholes and they were definitely gonna try to eat Emma so fuck em.
:(

Tbh I don't wanna talk about this anymore lol. Y'all can but imma bow out of that convo

I sent the smack pic to my mom

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MabusIncarnate
01/27/22 12:42:21 AM
#234:


Glad @ApherosyLove only got purgatory and not a ban, lol.

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CanuckCowboy
01/27/22 12:44:09 AM
#235:


Smackems posted...
:(

Tbh I don't wanna talk about this anymore lol. Y'all can but imma bow out of that convo

I sent the smack pic to my mom

That's fair.

I don't hunt for a reason.

But also if my friend animal is gonna get hurt or killed ill have its back everytime.

I'd punch a pride of lions if they messed with Walter.

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Smackems
01/27/22 12:44:10 AM
#236:


For what

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MabusIncarnate
01/27/22 12:45:25 AM
#237:


Posted an uncensored hentai pic with tits and an alien wang being uh, pleasured. She has an alt that she was posting with in that topic, but I don't remember what it was. Maybe she will wander in here eventually, purgatory is probably weeks or months.

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Smackems
01/27/22 12:45:53 AM
#238:


Lol, aight den

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MabusIncarnate
01/27/22 12:55:12 AM
#239:


Bro got his bell rung. Glendening was a Red Wings for a lot of seasons before he went to Dallas in the offseason, miss the guy. Great penalty killer, good hitter, fighter. Works his tail off every game.

https://youtu.be/CKRrsulsezs

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Talib_21
01/27/22 1:00:41 AM
#240:


MabusIncarnate posted...
Bro got his bell rung. Glendening was a Red Wings for a lot of seasons before he went to Dallas in the offseason, miss the guy. Great penalty killer, good hitter, fighter. Works his tail off every game.

https://youtu.be/CKRrsulsezs


Holy shit
I dont watch hockey, I thought he knocked out the ref at first

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Smackems
01/27/22 1:02:28 AM
#241:


Talib_21 posted...
Holy shit
I dont watch hockey, I thought he knocked out the ref at first
Boy this topic LOOOOOVES it some hockey

im just teasing, don't puck me too hard

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Talib_21
01/27/22 1:04:10 AM
#242:


I go to watch a semi pro hockey team down in Wichita about once a year. Its fucking so fun, we always get glass seats.

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Naysaspace
01/27/22 1:05:48 AM
#243:


we have quite a bit of CanCon in this topic.

what's crazy is Macleod actually got a good haymaker in but then Glendenning stung him with the upper-cut

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MabusIncarnate
01/27/22 2:03:23 AM
#244:


This Record of Lodoss War is a damn good metroidvania game, reminds me a lot of SotN. I keep bouncing away from Halo, it seems like there is a lot to do and i'm not in the mood for a time sink, so I play a couple hours here and there.

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Smackems
01/27/22 2:16:41 AM
#245:


MabusIncarnate posted...
This Record of Lodoss War is a damn good metroidvania game, reminds me a lot of SotN. I keep bouncing away from Halo, it seems like there is a lot to do and i'm not in the mood for a time sink, so I play a couple hours here and there.
Yeah I've seen the anime. It was meh as fuck but that game looks neat. May grab it on sale

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Johnny_Nutcase
01/27/22 2:19:05 AM
#246:


I drank about 10 pints of beer mate. Let's get sexin.

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MabusIncarnate
01/27/22 2:23:08 AM
#247:


I may have this entirely wrong, but I think I played one back on Dreamcast, and it was more like a fantasy heavy Diablo kind of dungeon crawler. Obviously I know nothing about the anime.

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Johnny_Nutcase
01/27/22 2:30:15 AM
#248:


Get Diablo 2 will ya for fucks sake?

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Smackems
01/27/22 2:39:30 AM
#249:


MabusIncarnate posted...
I may have this entirely wrong, but I think I played one back on Dreamcast, and it was more like a fantasy heavy Diablo kind of dungeon crawler. Obviously I know nothing about the anime.
Ever played a jrpg? Then you saw the anime

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Johnny_Nutcase
01/27/22 3:39:13 AM
#250:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxEcc2AiddQ

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