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Lanzol
01/26/22 3:46:28 AM
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My life is over LMAO
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MICHALECOLE
01/26/22 3:47:33 AM
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GG bro you did your best, dont make the same mistake in your next life
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MrMallard
01/26/22 3:49:54 AM
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Get in at planned parenthood before Texas fucks the rest of your lives up

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ModLogic
01/26/22 3:50:06 AM
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just run and start over somewhere else lmfao

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gunplagirl
01/26/22 4:03:51 AM
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Congratulations

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berlyman101
01/26/22 4:08:15 AM
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babynames.com

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sonichu
01/26/22 4:09:32 AM
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https://youtu.be/HVzdSPhcMUo
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MedeaLysistrata
01/26/22 4:10:15 AM
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berlyman101 posted...
babynames.com
It's in the rap

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TurtleInFreedom
01/26/22 4:10:58 AM
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Good luck, you're going to need it..
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LeEpicGamer
01/26/22 6:06:22 AM
#10:


Boy or girl?

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ROBANN_88
01/26/22 6:16:11 AM
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LeEpicGamer posted...
Boy or girl?

I would assume he got a girl pregnant

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spikethedevil
01/26/22 6:22:56 AM
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ROBANN_88 posted...
I would assume he got a girl pregnant

I assume he meant the babies gender >_> @ROBANN_88

Though it would still be way to early to tell
assuming she just found out shes pregnant as well @LeEpicGamer

Oh yeah whos TCs main?

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Mistere Man
01/26/22 6:45:20 AM
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Well you know what you have to do now, head straight to your closet and grab a coat hanger and hang up your single person pants, and put on your good parent pants.

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Strider102
01/26/22 6:46:04 AM
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If only there was something one could do to lower/eliminate the chances of unwanted pregnancy.

You'd think by now there'd be something or even multiple methods available.

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Mistere Man
01/26/22 6:58:09 AM
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Strider102 posted...
If only there was something one could do to lower/eliminate the chances of unwanted pregnancy.

You'd think by now there'd be something or even multiple methods available.
Sadly science has only come so far.

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Were_Wyrm
01/26/22 7:20:05 AM
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Doesn't matter, had sex

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Kakapo
01/26/22 7:21:11 AM
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Have you had that discussion yet?

Id do it ASAP

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Anony1125
01/26/22 7:26:13 AM
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this isn't the next evolution of his 'cuddling with sister' gimmick, is it?

ngl I kinda hope it is, it would be funny

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Lanzol
01/26/22 12:30:42 PM
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spikethedevil posted...
I assume he meant the babies gender >_> @ROBANN_88

Though it would still be way to early to tell
assuming she just found out shes pregnant as well @LeEpicGamer

Oh yeah whos TCs main?

This is my only account

Anony1125 posted...
this isn't the next evolution of his 'cuddling with sister' gimmick, is it?

ngl I kinda hope it is, it would be funny

She's not like my full sister
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Swagger_Dagger
01/26/22 12:31:56 PM
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This is the cuddle with sister guy. Next.

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Talib_21
01/26/22 12:32:28 PM
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Congrats on the sex!

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Ivynn
01/26/22 12:34:52 PM
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Swagger_Dagger posted...
This is the cuddle with sister guy.

Uh oh


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Lanzol
01/26/22 12:39:18 PM
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We didn't even grow up together

It doesn't rly count does it?
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Turbam
01/26/22 12:40:45 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/9/1/AANKsdAAC2ir.png

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Ivynn
01/26/22 12:40:58 PM
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lmao this really is the gimmick's next evolution huh

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WingsOfGood
01/26/22 12:41:49 PM
#27:


You are now going to be your child's Uncle and father.
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Lanzol
01/26/22 12:41:50 PM
#28:


I wish I was trolling

I've literally got medical documentation
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Talib_21
01/26/22 12:42:16 PM
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So you got your sister pregnant?

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BlackOmnimon
01/26/22 1:00:57 PM
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Wow, didn't expect this development.

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Octans
01/26/22 1:06:55 PM
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WingsOfGood posted...
You are now going to be your child's Uncle and father.
Oh uncle daddy, w..what are you doing in here?uWu*

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Strider102
01/26/22 1:24:51 PM
#34:


Well then

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spikethedevil
01/26/22 1:27:44 PM
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TC is from Alabama right?

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Underpants
01/26/22 1:31:56 PM
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I take it she was stuck in the dryer?
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LeperMessiahXX
01/26/22 1:40:41 PM
#37:


Wait

What?

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JTilly
01/26/22 1:41:12 PM
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What the
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Lanzol
01/26/22 4:16:04 PM
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Whats not real?

I can literally post proof I got someone pregnant lmao
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CinderLock
01/26/22 4:17:21 PM
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Then do it. Post a picture of your username next to a positive test. No text chain that could be faked or other bullshit.

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CapnMuffin
01/26/22 4:24:42 PM
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Lanzol posted...
Whats not real?

I can literally post proof I got someone pregnant lmao
That kind of content is against the rules
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Lanzol
01/26/22 4:25:07 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/8/9/AAYOynAAC2lx.jpg
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-Unowninator-
01/26/22 4:25:42 PM
#44:


And this is why I will never have sex. I just can't bare the thought of being a father.

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OffTempo
01/26/22 4:26:55 PM
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Tc you mind giving us a quick rundown of the story for more context?

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SydneySweenHero
01/26/22 4:27:12 PM
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was she hot at least? Did she have nice boobs? >_>

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segasaturn
01/26/22 4:28:16 PM
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Yay! I'm taller than the girl!

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Lanzol
01/26/22 4:29:49 PM
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SydneySweenHero posted...
was she hot at least? Did she have nice boobs? >_>

She's 4'11 and has giant milkers lol

segasaturn posted...
Yay! I'm taller than the girl!

Congrats lmao
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SydneySweenHero
01/26/22 4:31:58 PM
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Lanzol posted...
She's 4'11 and has giant milkers lol
Well... at least she was hot lol

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JTilly
01/26/22 4:32:18 PM
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SydneySweenHero posted...
Well... at least she was hot lol
she was his sista
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CinderLock
01/26/22 4:35:02 PM
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Fair enough. Watch no one who said you were lying respond lol.

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