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Shadowplay 01/26/22 6:42:19 PM #1: |
C/D: The liberal college professor copypasta is funnier than the Navy Seal one.
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The former: A liberal muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Karl Marx, known atheist The latter: What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo. --- I make a topic in Final Fantasy 12 to ask if Tifa! They said no Tifa. Hardness gone!-gandob ... Copied to Clipboard!
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OudeGeuze 01/26/22 6:44:08 PM #2: |
No ... Copied to Clipboard!
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nfearurspecimn 01/26/22 6:44:46 PM #3: |
yes --- Wake up. You have to wake up. *currently a preta/hungry ghost* Dai Grepher: I was wrong. My entire theory is incorrect. Zero Mission IS a remake of Metroid. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MrToothHasYou 01/26/22 6:51:07 PM #5: |
Yes, but mostly due to the target of their respective satire: The liberal professor borrows directly from boomer chain emails that used to get passed around. The Navy SEALs one is satirizing anonymous message board tough guy posts made mostly by Gen Xers or Millennials. Boomers are inherently better targets for ridicule imo --- An Injury to One is an Injury to All https://iww.org/ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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