Current Events > Wife just tried to schedule a vacation trip 2/19-2/27. Elden Ring comes out 2/24

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eggcorn
01/31/22 4:08:21 AM
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No.

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LazLemon
01/31/22 4:12:52 AM
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Patience is a virtue m8. In the long run quality time with your family will be a bigger boon to your life then being able to play this particular video games four days earlier than you otherwise would have. You'll get bored of Elden Ring after a relatively short amount of time anyway and move on to the next absolutely-must-play-as-soon-as-possible video game.

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Kiyune
01/31/22 4:15:42 AM
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If you'd rather play a video game than be with your wife, why did you even marry her? it seems like you should have married Elden Ring instead

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eggcorn
01/31/22 4:39:50 AM
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Kiyune posted...
If you'd rather play a video game than be with your wife, why did you even marry her? it seems like you should have married Elden Ring instead
Elden Ring wasn't around when I got married, or I would have.

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sLaCkEr408___RJ
01/31/22 4:40:35 AM
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Ain't shit mindset
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SomeLikeItHoth
01/31/22 4:45:32 AM
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Tell her okay.
Say you have Covid symptoms the day before leaving
You have 72~ hours to enjoy the game without interuptions
???
Profit!

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R1masher
01/31/22 4:57:14 AM
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Divorce.com

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eggcorn
01/31/22 5:03:17 AM
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SomeLikeItHoth posted...
Tell her okay.
Say you have Covid symptoms the day before leaving
You have 72~ hours to enjoy the game without interuptions
???
Profit!
Nice

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Nukazie
01/31/22 5:03:38 AM
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divorce that good for nothing piece of shit stain

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MICHALECOLE
01/31/22 5:05:31 AM
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Kiyune posted...
If you'd rather play a video game than be with your wife, why did you even marry her? it seems like you should have married Elden Ring instead

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eggcorn
01/31/22 10:54:31 AM
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Nukazie posted...
divorce that good for nothing piece of shit stain
Might have to

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SauI_Goodman
01/31/22 10:55:59 AM
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You can wait 2 days.

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eggcorn
01/31/22 10:58:36 AM
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SauI_Goodman posted...
You can wait 2 days.
You can stop posting

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SauI_Goodman
01/31/22 11:00:14 AM
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eggcorn posted...
You can stop posting.


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EmbraceOfDeath
01/31/22 11:02:19 AM
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LazLemon posted...
Patience is a virtue m8. In the long run quality time with your family will be a bigger boon to your life then being able to play this particular video games four days earlier than you otherwise would have.
He can have both if they just schedule the vacation for a different time.

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Horrorbooksguy
01/31/22 11:02:50 AM
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eggcorn posted...
You can stop posting
You can wait 2 days.
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Horrorbooksguy
01/31/22 11:03:20 AM
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EmbraceOfDeath posted...
He can have both if they just schedule the vacation for a different time.
Rescheduling a vacation is typically a lot harder than just waiting
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Arcanine2009
01/31/22 11:03:58 AM
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Unless it's legitimately unsafe to go there, dude just play it when you come back. Clearly you have an addiction.


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brotrrwinner
01/31/22 11:05:45 AM
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Time to show her who wears the pants around the house

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Horrorbooksguy
01/31/22 11:07:04 AM
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brotrrwinner posted...
Time to show her who wears the pants around the house
her
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sinners_demise
01/31/22 1:56:40 PM
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Just go on vacay. Elden Ring will be there when you get back. :)
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NeoShadowhen
01/31/22 2:01:11 PM
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Where is the trip going to be and how hot is your wife?
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nfearurspecimn
01/31/22 2:02:30 PM
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This is why women give men flack for playing videogames. Shit like this is exactly what they point to.

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SSJPurple
01/31/22 2:10:39 PM
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Bro you should have mentioned ER dropping sooner.

Like back in December lol like honey, somethings happening on Feb 25 so please dont plan anything for us to do on that weekend lol

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SSJPurple
01/31/22 2:13:20 PM
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Kiyune posted...
If you'd rather play a video game than be with your wife, why did you even marry her? it seems like you should have married Elden Ring instead

Thats nonsense. Hes probably with his wife 365wanting a day to enjoy something hes been looking forward to doesnt make him evil.


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WingsOfGood
01/31/22 2:15:35 PM
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Wife prob posting somewhere

"Husband canceled our vacay over a VIDEO GAME!!! What do?"

And all the ladies prob tell her to dump you
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Jagr_68
01/31/22 2:27:59 PM
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I'd suggest sending your wife over to my place but I also have Elden Ring coming over that week, sorry bud.

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bladegash
01/31/22 2:34:08 PM
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She's just hollow, she knows its getting another delay

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Kiyune
01/31/22 2:35:52 PM
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SSJPurple posted...
Thats nonsense. Hes probably with his wife 365wanting a day to enjoy something hes been looking forward to doesnt make him evil.
And he can't wait and have that day another time? He'd rather make his wife cancel vacation plans for a game he can play anytime, that in his mind takes precedence over a vacation with the woman he pledged himself to? I'm telling you, TC messed up, he should divorce and marry Elden Ring before it's too late

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eggcorn
01/31/22 3:57:25 PM
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SSJPurple posted...
Bro you should have mentioned ER dropping sooner.

Like back in December lol like honey, somethings happening on Feb 25 so please dont plan anything for us to do on that weekend lol
Man I did. I also bought her a copy so we could play together smh.

SSJPurple posted...
Thats nonsense. Hes probably with his wife 365wanting a day to enjoy something hes been looking forward to doesnt make him evil.
Seriously. Especially since her vacation idea was spur of the moment.

Jagr_68 posted...
I'd suggest sending your wife over to my place but I also have Elden Ring coming over that week, sorry bud.
wahaha

Kiyune posted...
And he can't wait and have that day another time? He'd rather make his wife cancel vacation plans for a game he can play anytime, that in his mind takes precedence over a vacation with the woman he pledged himself to? I'm telling you, TC messed up, he should divorce and marry Elden Ring before it's too late
I should divorce her for trying to make vacation plans when she knows how hyped I've been for this game.


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Fony
01/31/22 3:59:11 PM
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Kiyune posted...
If you'd rather play a video game than be with your wife, why did you even marry her? it seems like you should have married Elden Ring instead

Lol, women need to wait their turn.How dare she make plans when a hyped game is releasing without getting permission?

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eggcorn
01/31/22 4:01:11 PM
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Fony posted...
Lol, women need to wait their turn.How dare she make plans when a hyped game is releasing without getting permission?
for real.

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Gobstoppers12
01/31/22 4:02:46 PM
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Imagine taking bait in 2022

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