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Smackems
02/03/22 7:18:37 AM
#451:


[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

Wait yours or the ferrets

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Johnny_Nutcase
02/03/22 10:45:49 AM
#453:


Jesus H Catpiss it's like 15 fuckin degrees outside and icy as a witches asshole. It was 60 yesterday. What a fucked up turn of events.

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Johnny_Nutcase
02/03/22 11:07:17 AM
#454:


Poll of the Day
HOW MUCH HAS YOUR LIFE CHANGED OVER THE LAST TWO YEARS?

Hollllllyy shit that's a loaded question.

I'm still drunk.

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JimCarrysToe
02/03/22 3:37:56 PM
#455:


Fuck its cold.

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JimCarrysToe
02/03/22 4:53:54 PM
#456:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Here's when you know @JimCarrysToe is getting sleepy/pissed

Ohhh my fuck it would take me a week to get through these great quotes.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/8/7/AAHlKpAAC4cf.jpg
Wtaf, i dont remember that rofl

Have you heard of profesional pillow fighting?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdXYqnZ0Y5U

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Smackems
02/03/22 5:17:55 PM
#457:


My grandma is ok. I feel like I was run over by a freight train

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MabusIncarnate
02/03/22 5:29:52 PM
#458:


Good news man

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Smackems
02/03/22 5:31:23 PM
#459:


MabusIncarnate posted...
Good news man
Glad you like how I feel like I was runt over

thank you. It really is good news cuz that was a helluva fall and gash

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MabusIncarnate
02/03/22 5:35:10 PM
#460:


You ever play card games with your mom? Me and the wife found one called Fox in the Forest and it's a basic 2 player card game, similar to War with additional rules. It's a good pick up and play game for under $15.

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Pandamonic
02/03/22 5:56:01 PM
#461:


Smackems posted...
My grandma is ok.
That's good news :)

Smackems posted...
I feel like I was run over by a freight train
That's bad news :(

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Johnny_Nutcase
02/03/22 6:19:39 PM
#462:


@Harpie we gonna Mario Party it up tonight? If not i'm passing the fuck out. That Kraken knocked the Kraken outta me.

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BlazinBlue88
02/03/22 6:25:32 PM
#463:


Got off work. Noticed the toilet was still running. Tried to fix it but forget to turn the water off. Sprayed toilet water all over myself.

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Talib_21
02/03/22 6:28:05 PM
#464:


BlazinBlue88 posted...
Got off work. Noticed the toilet was still running. Tried to fix it but forget to turn the water off. Sprayed toilet water all over myself.


Dont have Johnny come fix your toilet. Im still shitting in a coffee can waiting on him to fix mine.

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Johnny_Nutcase
02/03/22 6:28:38 PM
#465:


I got tools. I got my lighter and my liquor bottle. We can get shit done with that.

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Smackems
02/03/22 6:40:44 PM
#466:


MabusIncarnate posted...
You ever play card games with your mom? Me and the wife found one called Fox in the Forest and it's a basic 2 player card game, similar to War with additional rules. It's a good pick up and play game for under $15.
I'm not really into card stuff much and she's got her own thing she does

Johnny_Nutcase posted...
@Harpie we gonna Mario Party it up tonight? If not i'm passing the fuck out. That Kraken knocked the Kraken outta me.
Quitter

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BlazinBlue88
02/03/22 6:44:19 PM
#467:


Talib_21 posted...
Dont have Johnny come fix your toilet. Im still shitting in a coffee can waiting on him to fix mine.
Lol I already have it fixed. I know how to fix toilets. Just missed a step.

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Johnny_Nutcase
02/03/22 6:52:18 PM
#468:


You know how to blast yourself in the face with ass water.

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Smackems
02/03/22 6:53:03 PM
#469:


Mines ass strawberry koolaid

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Questionmarktarius
02/03/22 7:51:13 PM
#470:


Sleeps still fucked. Damn I need a nap.
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Smackems
02/03/22 7:52:22 PM
#471:


Questionmarktarius posted...
Sleeps still fucked. Damn I need a nap.
Same. I haven't been this tired in a loooong time bruh

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Harpie
02/03/22 8:04:42 PM
#472:


Mario Party is happening tonight
who wants in

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Johnny_Nutcase
02/03/22 8:12:23 PM
#473:


I'm in. When?

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Smackems
02/03/22 8:21:34 PM
#474:


I'm too tired

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Johnny_Nutcase
02/03/22 8:22:16 PM
#475:


Oh horse shit. I'm hungover as hell and tired. If we play i'm just gonna finish this Kraken during the game. GET ON BOARD WITH US.

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Harpie
02/03/22 8:32:04 PM
#477:


Smackems posted...
I'm too tired

Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Oh horse shit. I'm hungover as hell and tired. If we play i'm just gonna finish this Kraken during the game. GET ON BOARD WITH US.
If you lads are tired we can play now rather than later
or tomorrow
eventually
pls

Didnt Mabus say he had mario party too


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Questionmarktarius
02/03/22 8:32:56 PM
#478:


OVERGOATED posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/0/0/AAfJefAAC4no.jpg
You know, he said. I get the feeling you could use a nap. He nodded. Theres a rest area up ahead. Why dont you pull over and sleep a few hours?
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Smackems
02/03/22 8:33:11 PM
#479:


I will get on at some point between Friday and Sunday depending on what I got going on irl

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Smackems
02/03/22 8:35:34 PM
#480:


Also I didn't know Johnny was such a pretty boi

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Johnny_Nutcase
02/03/22 8:35:42 PM
#481:


I'll play now if you want Harpie.


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Harpie
02/03/22 8:38:38 PM
#482:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
I'll play now if you want Harpie.
Okay Ill make an Online Friend lobby
no passcode

your body isnt ready johnny

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Johnny_Nutcase
02/03/22 8:39:07 PM
#483:


Oh i'm gonna ruin your night.

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Harpie
02/03/22 8:41:27 PM
#484:


Were in boys

Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Oh i'm gonna ruin your night.
HAH
what a JOKE

pick the map

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Johnny_Nutcase
02/03/22 8:41:47 PM
#485:


Any of them doesn't matter.

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Harpie
02/03/22 8:47:36 PM
#486:


you fucker

You will pay for your misdeeds

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Johnny_Nutcase
02/03/22 8:48:30 PM
#487:


Told ya I was gonna ruin your night. You're my target the whole way through.

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Smackems
02/03/22 8:49:47 PM
#488:


Did anyone friend me on anything or are y'all bout to hurt my feefees

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Harpie
02/03/22 8:50:29 PM
#489:


Smackems posted...
Did anyone friend me on anything or are y'all bout to hurt my feefees
you didnt send me a friend code

i posted mine and you never added me ;-;

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Johnny_Nutcase
02/03/22 8:50:42 PM
#490:


Wtf bud you said you were going nappy nap?

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Harpie
02/03/22 8:50:54 PM
#491:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Told ya I was gonna ruin your night. You're my target the whole way through.
lets GO

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Johnny_Nutcase
02/03/22 8:52:21 PM
#492:


Hurts my sould to team up with you like that. Someone make a new topic.

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Johnny_Nutcase
02/03/22 8:56:44 PM
#493:


I am wrecking ass in here Harpie. I thought you were a pro.

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Harpie
02/03/22 8:58:09 PM
#494:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
I am wrecking ass in here Harpie. I thought you were a pro.
listen listen IM JUST WARMIN UP

Ive played mario party superstars at least 6 times and have not won yet

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Johnny_Nutcase
02/03/22 8:58:45 PM
#495:


Oh I know i'll probably get jerked around by the end of this.

Fuck that vine game right in the ass!

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Harpie
02/03/22 9:01:45 PM
#496:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Oh I know i'll probably get jerked around by the end of this.

Fuck that vine game right in the ass!
I didnt have enough braincells to understand that minigame

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Johnny_Nutcase
02/03/22 9:06:20 PM
#497:


You know damn well i'm movin that star now when you get close to it.

Awww so close there peaches.

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Harpie
02/03/22 9:08:15 PM
#498:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
You know damn well i'm movin that star now when you get close to it.
Two can play at this game

also WTF THE COMPUTERS ARE GANGING UP ON ME TOO??

you all gonna die

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Smackems
02/03/22 9:09:46 PM
#499:


Harpie posted...
you didnt send me a friend code

i posted mine and you never added me ;-;
Oh I thought you said all you needed was my username. My bad I'll go back and look

I sry I hurt your feefees


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Smackems
02/03/22 9:10:03 PM
#500:


Holy fuck I gotta SHIT NOW

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