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g0ldie 02/08/22 12:32:09 AM #1: |
https://mobile.twitter.com/IndieWire/status/1489554327190470656 Javier "I regret I was born too early to fuck an alien" Bardem --- https://imgur.com/mApEnf3 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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bigtiggie23 02/08/22 12:39:20 AM #2: |
The dude has most likely had a threesome with Penelope Cruz and Salma Hayek, he topped that. --- Seeing people get defeated by a paper towel dispenser will always be hilarious. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Flauros 02/08/22 12:40:12 AM #3: |
I think he may have misunderstood the question --- https://i.imgur.com/EX6Md7k.gif https://i.imgur.com/ygAzHKB.mp4 https://i.imgur.com/c84omp7.gif https://i.imgur.com/Hj9RrC6.mp4 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Letron_James 02/08/22 12:41:55 AM #4: |
bigtiggie23 posted... The dude has most likely had a threesome with Penelope Cruz and Salma Hayek, he topped that. ET> --- Ask me if I would eat da booty. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Questionmarktarius 02/08/22 12:42:28 AM #5: |
Javier "never played that shitty 2600 game or I'd hate ET" Bardem ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Eramir 02/08/22 12:43:11 AM #6: |
The Fremen have different customs, behaviors and tastes. Don't be ignorant. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DespondentDeity 02/08/22 12:44:55 AM #7: |
He said he has a tiny penis in an Esquire interview. --- The web of destiny carries your blood and soul back to the Genesis of my life form. I'm softer than a daisy, if you cut me I'll bleed pink ... Copied to Clipboard!
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g0ldie 02/08/22 8:54:11 AM #8: |
DespondentDeity posted... He said he has a tiny penis in an Esquire interview.based --- https://imgur.com/mApEnf3 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Cocytus 02/08/22 8:58:13 AM #9: |
He doesn't know if he's forever missed his chance or not. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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HairyQueen 02/08/22 9:06:22 AM #10: |
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/3/4/AAfFpMAAC5ue.jpg Pretty sure the aliens will regret they were too late to fuck him --- everybody loves intransigent zoo animals <3 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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visiny 02/08/22 9:28:58 AM #11: |
This is some fucking unfair bullshit. This guy got to bed scarlet Johansson and Rebecca hall? At the same time? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Touch 02/08/22 9:31:12 AM #12: |
His movie scene where he got to munch on Penelope Cruz tiddies tho Now imagine that with ET's finger --- Oh, I wanna be the one you call drunk ... Copied to Clipboard!
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masterpug53 02/08/22 9:34:11 AM #13: |
Troy McClure: 'I'm sexually attracted to fish!' Javier Bardem: 'Hold my cerveza.' --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - Artwork by Wii_Shaker ... Copied to Clipboard!
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g0ldie 02/10/22 5:34:18 AM #14: |
lol, I'm watching the latest episode of Resident Alien, and this dude keeps talking about how sexy ET is --- https://imgur.com/mApEnf3 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Tom Clark 02/10/22 6:09:28 AM #15: |
Bardem when ET is on TV: https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/4/5/AAABqgAAC6MV.jpg --- http://i.imgur.com/6eF0W.gif ... Copied to Clipboard!
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trappedunderice 02/10/22 6:14:08 AM #16: |
Have you seen the selfie pics on here? This dude makes the guys on here look like beta male central. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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g0ldie 02/10/22 10:13:20 AM #17: |
Tom Clark posted... Bardem when ET is on TV:this makes me uncomfortable --- https://imgur.com/mApEnf3 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DespondentDeity 02/10/22 11:44:05 AM #18: |
Javier will help you https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/4/4/AAP2ssAAC6Pc.jpg --- The web of destiny carries your blood and soul back to the Genesis of my life form. I'm softer than a daisy, if you cut me I'll bleed pink ... Copied to Clipboard!
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GiftedACIII 02/14/22 7:17:09 AM #21: |
Imagine fucking your celebrity co-stars but what you really wanted was E.T. --- </topic> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Alteres 02/14/22 7:21:13 AM #22: |
GiftedACIII posted... Imagine fucking your celebrity co-stars but what you really wanted was E.T.Gotta make do with what ya got --- ........the ghost in the machine... IGN: Fox, FC: 5344-2646-0982 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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g0ldie 02/14/22 9:53:55 AM #23: |
damn Javier, why'd you go home with that one chick last night? man, she looked like ET! Javier Bardem: isn't it great! --- https://imgur.com/mApEnf3 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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GiftedACIII 02/16/22 2:06:38 AM #24: |
g0ldie posted... damn Javier, why'd you go home with that one chick last night? man, she looked like ET! lol --- </topic> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Punished_Blinx 02/16/22 2:12:56 AM #25: |
Lmao. Vogue Magazine is ruthless taking that answer and printing it without clarifying. I wonder what face the reporter had when they got that answer. --- A Fallen Mascot ... Copied to Clipboard!
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GS4Life 02/16/22 3:50:42 AM #27: |
https://i.imgur.com/4u18ubN.jpg Pretty sure this is the movie your alien fetish is suppose to come from --- -Grove Street 4 Life- Get Well Soon Bayley, Buena Fortuna! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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RISEofCHRISTIAN 02/16/22 4:08:28 AM #28: |
Omg is he the gay guy in Skyfall? --- Madcap Moss makes my pee-pee feel funny. Not changing this sig until John Cena wins the AEW Championship. Started: 1/29/22 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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