Current Events > McDonald's doesn't even have a mascot anymore.

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SrRd_RacinG
02/09/22 3:49:59 PM
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Ronald McDonald is almost dead to the franchise, except for his Ronald McDonald foundation. You don't see him in TV ads anymore, posters, happy meal products, etc Maybe he just needs a rebranding? Or maybe they're doing just fine without him, which they are.

RIP Ronnie.

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eston
02/09/22 3:51:15 PM
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Millenials destroyed clowns confirmed

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Scotty_Rogers
02/09/22 3:51:35 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/9/0/AAa8v0AAC6CG.jpg

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ToadallyAwesome
02/09/22 3:53:00 PM
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At this point McDonalds is too big to fail and doesnt really need a mascot in times like these. Especially a clown that has become increasingly uncool due to said clown fears.

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au_gold
02/09/22 3:54:12 PM
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https://youtu.be/Ssh71hePR8Q

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Raikuro
02/09/22 3:54:37 PM
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Weren't they basically legally forced to stop advertising unhealthy food directly to kids
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ultimate reaver
02/09/22 3:55:11 PM
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https://people.com/food/mcdonalds-happy-meal-mascot/

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StarDestroyer
02/09/22 3:56:20 PM
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:(
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Choco
02/09/22 3:59:26 PM
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ultimate reaver posted...
https://people.com/food/mcdonalds-happy-meal-mascot/
this. tc have you never seen these ugly pieces of shit?

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s0nicfan
02/09/22 4:12:44 PM
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It turns out the clown was inside of everyone who eats McDonalds all along.

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Punished_Blinx
02/09/22 4:13:23 PM
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Mascots in general don't seem to be as relevant as they used to be.

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creativerealms
02/09/22 4:14:00 PM
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They attempted to turn the happy meal box into a minion clone. I am glad that didn't work.

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kingdrake2
02/09/22 4:15:57 PM
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the clown will live on in MUGEN and UFC 4.

until they ban him. RIP Darkdonald and GIYGAS. both was too OP for mugen.

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LeoRavus
02/09/22 4:17:54 PM
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Do they still have that weird bird woman, grimace, and the fry guys? I haven't paid attention for years

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thronedfire2
02/09/22 4:22:50 PM
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they don't need one

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LeoRavus
02/09/22 4:26:10 PM
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There are still happy meals and kids will still want McDonalds.

I don't remember Ronald ever making me want to go there as a kid. I was afraid of him.

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CapnMuffin
02/09/22 4:27:22 PM
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Flippi the Burger Bot
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ThyCorndog
02/09/22 4:27:34 PM
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Raikuro posted...
Weren't they basically legally forced to stop advertising unhealthy food directly to kids
Why doesn't this happen to sugary cereal companies

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Were_Wyrm
02/09/22 4:30:25 PM
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I think they started distancing themselves from Ronald whenever that "random guy dressed as a clown holding a knife" meme started around the time the IT remake came out.

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Mearcstapa
02/09/22 4:31:33 PM
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s0nicfan posted...
It turns out the clown was inside of everyone who eats McDonalds all along.

No, the clown was incubating within the clown birthing-pod all along.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/2/6/AATEuDAAC6Cq.jpg

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CalosiaTana
02/09/22 4:33:22 PM
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Their mascots are obesity and diabetes

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YookaLaylee
02/09/22 4:40:24 PM
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RIP Hamburglar

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VipaGTS
02/09/22 4:42:18 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/3/0/AAAXANAAC6Cu.jpg

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creativerealms
02/09/22 8:38:54 PM
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VipaGTS posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/3/0/AAAXANAAC6Cu.jpg
Those minion ripoffs didn't last long.

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Guerrilla Soldier
02/09/22 8:47:40 PM
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the happy meal character thing is actually still the mascot in other countries

pretty sure i still see it on mcd things here, too, but very rarely and usually only associated with the actual happy meal itself

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0x4B616E6A6F
02/09/22 8:48:23 PM
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eston posted...
Millenials destroyed clowns confirmed

Alt right Ronald McDonald
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Chadawah
02/09/22 9:17:51 PM
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https://youtu.be/ih7TTjlywbQ
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WarfireX
02/09/22 9:20:21 PM
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clowsn are more associated w/criminals and movie monsters not making little kids happy at birthday parties

this is a real thing. the clown union was trying to make a stand about it several years back becuz they literally cant find jobs anymore. naturally they were laughed at.

it's sad becuz a lot of these people are literally just people that are good w/kids and want to bring them happiness

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