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Harpie
02/10/22 1:52:12 AM
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Harpie
02/10/22 1:52:52 AM
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Harpie
02/10/22 1:53:19 AM
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Pepys Monster
02/10/22 1:54:15 AM
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I don't have alcohol, but I do have plants.

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Johnny_Nutcase
02/10/22 1:55:06 AM
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Get em outta here.

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The_Creep_2020
02/10/22 1:55:39 AM
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Did someone say ass wiggling?

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Harpie
02/10/22 1:55:45 AM
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Pepys Monster posted...
I don't have alcohol, but I do have plants.
but do you have them now is the question

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Harpie
02/10/22 1:57:10 AM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Get em outta here.
my bleached underwear?

The_Creep_2020 posted...
Did someone say ass wiggling?
yes is your body ready

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Johnny_Nutcase
02/10/22 1:58:08 AM
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Oh man Harpie is gonna bring in that grunge crowd that stinks and smokes the dope

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEupZc_njgE

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The_Creep_2020
02/10/22 2:01:25 AM
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Harpie posted...
my bleached underwear?

yes is your body ready

My body is never not ready.

I routinely and rhythmically clench my gluteal muscles even at rest, to ensure my ass is always moving. Poised, catlike to explode into a proper paroxysm of wiggling.

If cats were like wiggly asses, I guess.

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Pandamonic
02/10/22 2:02:23 AM
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I do stink and smoke the dope yes

https://youtu.be/jhBoqpcLqKs

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Johnny_Nutcase
02/10/22 2:02:36 AM
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This guy shoul be a load of laughs. Or locked up.

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Pandamonic
02/10/22 2:03:24 AM
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A load of ass, blocked up.

amp 69 nice

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MabusIncarnate
02/10/22 2:03:53 AM
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Panda find your poop knife

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Pandamonic
02/10/22 2:05:03 AM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
Panda find your poop knife
Smackems still has it he won't give it back

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Johnny_Nutcase
02/10/22 2:05:23 AM
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POOOOOOOOOOOOp knife? Why was that needed? ehh

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Talib_21
02/10/22 2:05:46 AM
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Wtf Mario Party to bleached underwear, I fucking love this topic.

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Harpie
02/10/22 2:11:03 AM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Oh man Harpie is gonna bring in that grunge crowd that stinks and smokes the dope

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEupZc_njgE
nah nah itll be a GREAT time. I only smoke and have zero plans to ever drink again

join us, take a whiff, were the cool kids now johnny

The_Creep_2020 posted...
My body is never not ready.

I routinely and rhythmically clench my gluteal muscles even at rest, to ensure my ass is always moving. Poised, catlike to explode into a proper paroxysm of wiggling.

If cats were like wiggly asses, I guess.
Excellent, now THIS is what I like to hear. Get pepped up lad were about to head out on an inebriated adventure

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Talib_21
02/10/22 2:14:43 AM
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Just checked the mail, my pro controller showed up and I didnt even realize it lmao

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Pepys Monster
02/10/22 2:15:29 AM
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Harpie posted...
but do you have them now is the question
Yes.

Talib_21 posted...
Just checked the mail, my pro controller showed up and I didnt even realize it lmao
That reminds me that I probably have my COVID tests sitting in the mailbox. I'll get them tomorrow.

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Johnny_Nutcase
02/10/22 2:17:53 AM
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Eww Harpie gets covid in the mail.

Why the fuck won't they just text you?

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Talib_21
02/10/22 2:19:17 AM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Eww Harpie gets covid in the mail.

Why the fuck won't they just text you?
Ya I got covid irl what the fuck

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CanuckCowboy
02/10/22 2:21:28 AM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Oh man Harpie is gonna bring in that grunge crowd that stinks and smokes the dope

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEupZc_njgE

Dude this was an anti weed commercial.

https://youtu.be/jgJdVEoVbgg

I mean... cmon. Like that's how perfect weed is. They're like "yeah just weed allows you to talk to your pets and stuff."

If she does stuff with the dog its not gonna care if she's stoned. Especially if she understands dog now.

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MabusIncarnate
02/10/22 2:22:49 AM
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I need some of that shit that makes my dog talk

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Talib_21
02/10/22 2:25:15 AM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
I need some of that shit that makes my dog talk
Exactly

Stop licking me all the time, and its just the fucking mailman. Calm the fuck down lmao

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CanuckCowboy
02/10/22 2:25:54 AM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
I need some of that shit that makes my dog talk

Exactly.

I'd kill to know what any animal is saying. Even if it only let me talk some random specific wild animal id be out in the bush constantly looking to talk to whatever it was.

Maybe not a badger or a wolverine.


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Johnny_Nutcase
02/10/22 2:26:04 AM
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Yeah Canuck fucked me up right there and I had to go back and review the film.

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WaterLink
02/10/22 2:39:02 AM
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tag.

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WaterLink
02/10/22 2:39:19 AM
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don't suppose anyone sup for among us?

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JimCarrysToe
02/10/22 2:45:23 AM
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Catch me sprinting down the stairs like a crazed reindeer doin the full arm titty scoop so I can jump those last 6 stairs without discomfort

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Pepys Monster
02/10/22 2:55:39 AM
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CanuckCowboy posted...
Dude this was an anti weed commercial.

https://youtu.be/jgJdVEoVbgg

I mean... cmon.
lmao, I remember this commercial, the one with the guy deflated on the couch, the one where the girl on the bicycle doesn't see the car backing up, and the one with the egg.

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Smackems
02/10/22 3:00:40 AM
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Pandamonic posted...
Smackems still has it he won't give it back
Mine now

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BlazinBlue88
02/10/22 7:09:48 AM
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Tag

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The_Creep_2020
02/10/22 8:58:26 AM
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CanuckCowboy posted...
Exactly.

I'd kill to know what any animal is saying. Even if it only let me talk some random specific wild animal id be out in the bush constantly looking to talk to whatever it was.

Maybe not a badger or a wolverine.

That would be amazing. Id like to know what the birds are around here that sound like dinosaurs every morning and afternoon. Id like to know what theyre saying, too. Its kinda spooky.

I dont want to know what my cat is saying. I already know.

Its treats, ****! Treats now, ****! Also pats and belly rubs

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PatrickMahomes
02/10/22 10:18:54 AM
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tag

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Smackems
02/10/22 1:42:29 PM
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I
Am
About
Dead

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Stewman_Magoo
02/10/22 1:44:53 PM
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Guys remember when everything was cake?

https://youtu.be/KIRE8yscK_o

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Johnny_Nutcase
02/10/22 2:10:20 PM
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Smackems posted...
I
Am
About
Dead

Its probably just gas.

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Machete
02/10/22 2:11:44 PM
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One time I talked to daddy long legs. I didn't like them at the time and it was getting too close to me. I didn't want to kill it though. I told it to walk away and leave and it did. I wasn't stone though.

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Johnny_Nutcase
02/10/22 3:14:59 PM
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Maybe the spider was and you freaked him out by talking to it

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Smackems
02/10/22 3:16:22 PM
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Machete posted...
One time I talked to daddy long legs. I didn't like them at the time and it was getting too close to me. I didn't want to kill it though. I told it to walk away and leave and it did. I wasn't stone though.
One time I got pissed at my niece for killing those fellas in my tent repeatedly after I told her to stop. Sadistic little shit

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Machete
02/10/22 3:31:12 PM
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Johnny probably has a point. I do think I may have been a little overly intimidating about it. I mean I didn't like yell in its face, but if I was stone and someone spoke to me the way I spoke to the spider, I would start to get paranoid definitely.

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JimCarrysToe
02/10/22 3:41:07 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3-EQG9qm1Y

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TreyFlowers
02/10/22 4:38:08 PM
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i'm still alive

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Smackems
02/10/22 5:20:20 PM
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Hey guess what I got

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Smackems
02/10/22 5:21:39 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/7/7/AAZOwTAAC6Rh.jpg

Also here's a chicken. My brothers chickens are kinda roaming the neighborhood and I love it lol

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Smackems
02/10/22 5:22:32 PM
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Lastly, there's another old lady in my living room telling my grandma the vaccine is killing people. My god I wish they'd quit with that shit. It's always a battle to get her to take the newest shot because of that

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MabusIncarnate
02/10/22 5:23:43 PM
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Hell yeah free eggs

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Stewman_Magoo
02/10/22 5:24:32 PM
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Smackems posted...
Lastly, there's another old lady in my living room telling my grandma the vaccine is killing people. My god I wish they'd quit with that shit. It's always a battle to get her to take the newest shot because of that

Dropkick that old lady in the face.

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Machete
02/10/22 5:25:34 PM
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Is that chicken's name McNuggets?

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