Poll of the Day > Trump Supporter who said she was TOO BLONDE and PRETTY for PRISON is OUT!!!

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50 y/o Texas Realtor and Double Chinned Heifer, Jenna Ryan, who was released after serving her 60 day prison sentence after dramatically making a statement in court that she was too BLONDE and PRETTY for prison after she participated in the January 6 capitol riots has said all she did was eat bologna sandwiches and watched tv while in prison and now she's going to make a Youtube Channel celebrating her release!!

Jenna worried what a PRETTY WOMAN like her would happen if she went to federal prison

She made the comments on twitter where she was excited to be free after pleading guilty to a misdemeanor charge and said she didn't get beat up in prison nor did she lose any weight

She said "I was really really blessed because i met really great people. I prayed every day. I read the bible, got close to God, watched a lot of tv and books"

Now she's going to start a YT for her 21,000 freaks where she will talk about God, freedom and individual rights

She previously told them and to the courts that she was too "blond and pretty" for prison and was worried what would happen to that PRETTY FACE as she began doing yoga and alcohol detox before reporting to her prison sentence

She said she was "tortured" in prison however but said her followers will have to wait until she uploads her youtube video to find out but said that prison guards were using covid to sadistically abuse all inmates and deny basic human rights like sunshine, phone, food.

She took a private jet "on a whim" with some friends to rally in support of Trump as the viral realtor was seen posing in front of the capitol building that turned into a riot

She even made a 21 minute live facebook video to show her family and friends what they ddi and the FBI quickly identified her

Her sentence began just before christmas and she was released on February 17

She is still PROUD to have done what she did and does not regret it because she followed her true patriot guns to defend America and would do it again

Prior to prison she went on NBC and described how they were treating them like HITLER did during WW2 and said they're making fun of her skin colour and calling her insurrection Barbie and said "They have no idea who i am as a person, what my beliefs are, what i've bee through. They see me as a one-dimensional caricature. They don't see me as a human. That is the epitome of a scapegoat. And i believe that people who are caucasian are being turned into evil right in front of the media. We as White people are not evil. We have done so much good in this world. When has society forgot about that?".

Do you think she's too "pretty" for prison?

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That last pic is suggestive lol

Bottle Blonde and Entitled White Girl finds out how bad the US prison industrial complex is; more at eleven.

Also, she wasn't in Prison, she was in Jail; a sentence of two years less a day or less is jail time, you need a sentence of two years or more to be sent to prison.

She got off light, should have been charged with sedition, insurrection and conspiracy to commit; that would have been prison time.

Full Throttle posted...

She is still PROUD to have done what she did and does not regret it because she followed her true patriot guns to defend America and would do it again

Good for her. I'm so tired of people that are just out LARPing and have no principles or conviction behind their actions.

SKARDAVNELNATE posted...

Good for her. I'm so tired of people that are just out LARPing and have no principles or conviction behind their actions.

I mean, how many lightning bolts should you throw before you realize that you actually ran out?

I mean, for 50 she's not terrible, but she's also not great.

CENSOR

She got off light, should have been charged with sedition, insurrection and conspiracy to commit; that would have been prison time.

*cue laugh track*