Current Events > Hyrule Warriors wouldve been solved if Link just sex'd Cia >_> *spoils*

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SydneySweenHero
02/23/22 10:00:07 AM
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Just saiyan >_> She was obsessed with him. Would've saved Hyrule and he could've slapped some big ol' titties at the same time. Win/Win right?

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Questionmarktarius
02/23/22 10:07:15 AM
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Background_Guy
02/23/22 10:57:42 AM
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Is Link even capable of the sex?

I thiiiiink Spirit Tracks implied that WW Link and Tetra got together and had kids but I can't think of any other examples.
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Tyranthraxus
02/23/22 10:58:38 AM
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Background_Guy posted...
Is Link even capable of the sex?

I thiiiiink Spirit Tracks implied that WW Link and Tetra got together and had kids but I can't think of any other examples.

TP hero's shade

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Background_Guy
02/23/22 11:03:08 AM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
TP hero's shade
Oh I forgot he was a blood ancestor.
I wonder who of the million OOT/MM harem members he had kids with.
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Solar_Crimson
02/23/22 11:42:48 AM
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Background_Guy posted...
Is Link even capable of the sex?

I thiiiiink Spirit Tracks implied that WW Link and Tetra got together and had kids but I can't think of any other examples.
Skyward Sword Link and Zelda absolutely got together. They were practically already boyfriend/girlfriend even before the game started.

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SydneySweenHero
02/23/22 12:12:03 PM
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OoT Link canonically fucked Malon. TP Link is on a ranch and has Epona's descendant.

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Turbam
02/23/22 12:14:18 PM
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Link is a damn fool for not breeding that delicious brown goddess

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Tyranthraxus
02/23/22 12:16:59 PM
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So like

If Link shacked up with a gerudo and only one male gerudo is born every x years does that mean the next male gerudo well have link and Ganon in the same body?

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Hop103
02/23/22 12:24:26 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/1/6/AAEhCpAAC9dQ.png


It could've been implied if rating was an issue.

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Solar_Crimson
02/23/22 12:25:29 PM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
So like

If Link shacked up with a gerudo and only one male gerudo is born every x years does that mean the next male gerudo well have link and Ganon in the same body?
I don't think so. I believe Demise's Curse works differently and isn't necessarily dependent on bloodline descendants.

Also, Ganon is essentially immortal and isn't actually reincarnated every time like the spirits of Link and Zelda are. He's literally the same guy throughout.

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SydneySweenHero
02/23/22 5:22:29 PM
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But seriously if Link just went to bang Cia, Hyrule Warriors would've ended much better for everyone.

No Ganondorf
No war and needless death
Just Link tittyfucking Cia every single night

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SydneySweenHero
02/23/22 6:50:11 PM
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boobs

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SydneySweenHero
02/23/22 8:58:59 PM
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in

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K181
02/23/22 9:04:35 PM
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Link doesn't settle down and Cia was clearly not the sharing type.

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SydneySweenHero
02/24/22 12:11:45 AM
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You don't need to share once you got Cia; she's got everything you need

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Arcanine2009
02/24/22 12:18:53 AM
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Solar_Crimson posted...
Skyward Sword Link and Zelda absolutely got together. They were practically already boyfriend/girlfriend even before the game started.
I don't know about that, but they were about to.

SydneySweenHero posted...
OoT Link canonically fucked Malon. TP Link is on a ranch and has Epona's descendant.
Is that 100% proven that he fucked Malon? TP Link bring on a ranch and having epona doesn't 100% prove it.

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Heartomaton
02/24/22 12:28:02 AM
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I would if I were Link.

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Tyranthraxus
02/24/22 12:31:30 AM
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Arcanine2009 posted...
I don't know about that, but they were about to.

Is that 100% proven that he fucked Malon? TP Link bring on a ranch and having epona doesn't 100% prove it.
His options were basically Malon, Saria, and Ruto. There's nothing to suggest he hooked up with Saria or Ruto.

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Arcanine2009
02/24/22 12:51:42 AM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
His options were basically Malon, Saria, and Ruto. There's nothing to suggest he hooked up with Saria or Ruto.
or some random chick from hyrule castle. Who knows.

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HA4e
02/24/22 12:54:09 AM
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Heartomaton posted...
I would if I were Link.


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darkmaian23
02/24/22 1:07:36 AM
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Cia was a great character and hot too. Cia > Zelda > Midna > Malon > Bombachu Bowling Alley Girl > Saria > Ruto.
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Heartomaton
02/24/22 1:18:28 AM
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You know who's hot, but I never see anyone talk about?

Iza, the boat minigame owner from Twilight Princess.

She has big titties and a huge afro. Also a boob window.

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darkmaian23
02/24/22 1:35:21 AM
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Heartomaton posted...
She has big titties and a huge afro. Also a boob window.
Yeah, but you can't expect a man to remember too many side characters, and she isn't better than Malon or Bombachu Bowling Alley Girl.
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Heartomaton
02/24/22 1:42:12 AM
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darkmaian23 posted...
Yeah, but you can't expect a man to remember too many side characters,

Yes I can, dammit. A true hotty connoisseur remembers all of them!

and she isn't better than Malon or Bombachu Bowling Alley Girl.

This is debatable, but I'm not gonna. :l

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pegusus123456
02/24/22 1:46:11 AM
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Heartomaton posted...
You know who's hot, but I never see anyone talk about?

Iza, the boat minigame owner from Twilight Princess.

She has big titties and a huge afro. Also a boob window.
That's because no one in TP looks good.

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Heartomaton
02/24/22 1:48:54 AM
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pegusus123456 posted...
That's because no one in TP looks good.

Well that's just wrong and uncalled for. :l

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pegusus123456
02/24/22 1:51:47 AM
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Heartomaton posted...
Well that's just wrong and uncalled for. :l
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Heartomaton
02/24/22 1:52:34 AM
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pegusus123456 posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/6/2/AAGadeAAC9o6.jpg

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pegusus123456
02/24/22 1:54:31 AM
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Okay, Midna and her cerulean titties are the exception

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Heartomaton
02/24/22 1:57:54 AM
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pegusus123456 posted...
Okay, Midna and her cerulean titties are the exception

So then the statement must be amended from "no one in Twilight Princess looks good" to "most people in Twilight Princess don't look good". :O

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pegusus123456
02/24/22 2:19:04 AM
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Heartomaton posted...
So then the statement must be amended from "no one in Twilight Princess looks good" to "most people in Twilight Princess don't look good". :O
No, everyone else in TP is so ugly that Midna's azure ass is within the margin of error.

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Eab1990
02/24/22 2:19:58 AM
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Implying Agitha doesn't look good.

I'm expecting Heartomaton to react the usual way, but I totally did pick up a Wii U and Hyrule Warriors solely to play Agitha.

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Heartomaton
02/24/22 2:22:06 AM
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pegusus123456 posted...
No, everyone else in TP is so ugly that Midna's azure ass is within the margin of error.

Twilight Princess Zelda is alright. She has better incarnations, but TP is up there.

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Heartomaton
02/24/22 2:22:31 AM
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...and now pure evil has invaded.

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SydneySweenHero
02/24/22 2:24:26 AM
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Agatha looks like a fucking weirdo. If I saw her in Hyrule Market, I'd cross the street to go on the opposite sidewalk from her

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pegusus123456
02/24/22 2:29:00 AM
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Agatha definitely smells like unwashed hair and cat piss.

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Eab1990
02/24/22 2:39:30 AM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/8/2/AABqeEAAC9pO.jpg

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Perascamin
02/24/22 3:04:19 AM
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The girl who ran the fishing pond in TP was pretty

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VitalGetPrank
02/24/22 3:06:16 AM
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Eab1990 posted...
Implying Agitha doesn't look good.
Not sure saying a child looks good is a particularly good look for you.

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Heartomaton
02/24/22 3:09:18 AM
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Always funny to see his kind be dumped on. Good work, fellas.

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Eab1990
02/24/22 3:11:02 AM
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I literally posted this in the other topic.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/8/9/AABqeEAAC9pV.jpg

I also have three loli doujins open right now.

Can you tell how many fucks I give?

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VitalGetPrank
02/24/22 3:13:01 AM
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Eab1990 posted...
I literally posted this in the other topic.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/8/9/AABqeEAAC9pV.jpg

I also have three loli doujins open right now.

Can you tell how many fucks I give?
Making the FBI's job real easy for them, a bold move, let's see how it plays out.

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viewmaster_pi
02/24/22 3:36:57 AM
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Eab1990 posted...

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pegusus123456
02/24/22 3:38:39 AM
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Eab1990 posted...
I also have three loli doujins open right now.
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/6/7/AAGadeAACJhD.jpg

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SydneySweenHero
02/24/22 3:41:52 AM
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what did this topic turn into lol

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Eab1990
02/24/22 3:41:55 AM
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Unironically using the FBI meme in 2022, smh.

Also up to four doujins now.

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SydneySweenHero
02/24/22 7:55:18 AM
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I feel compelled to bump this topic

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SydneySweenHero
02/24/22 10:25:31 AM
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K181
02/24/22 12:25:46 PM
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I wonder what else was posted in this topic since oh god why no

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