Poll of the Day > I cannot fucking fathom why the US hasn't invaded Russia yet

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Blightzkrieg
02/24/22 11:35:52 AM
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They have both oil and WMDs

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Judgmenl
02/24/22 11:37:33 AM
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They don't want to bring about the end of the world?

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DrPrimemaster
02/24/22 11:38:08 AM
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because the US is apart of rUSsia

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Jen0125
02/24/22 11:38:20 AM
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Most of them aren't brown enough for us to want to invade

Plus now the GOP loves Russia
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aHappySacka
02/24/22 11:40:39 AM
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The people there are white so they can't justify Epsteinning them.

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Lil_Bit83
02/24/22 12:24:16 PM
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Why should we?

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FrozenBananas
02/24/22 12:35:43 PM
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Lil_Bit83 posted...
Why should we?

hes being sarcastic

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HornedLion
02/24/22 12:42:28 PM
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Everyone has got nukes. So everyone doesnt want to go there.

We are in the two dudes putting their chests together repeatedly saying, What?! What!? phase of this conflict. Both arent happy but also arent throwing any punches.

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Far-Queue
02/24/22 12:45:08 PM
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Jen0125 posted...
the GQP loves Russian money


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Gaawa_chan
02/24/22 12:48:49 PM
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Blightzkrieg posted...
WMDs
Yeah. That's why, dummy. No one wants WW3: Nuclear Edition.

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Sarcasthma
02/24/22 12:50:48 PM
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Judgmenl posted...
They don't want to bring about the end of the world?

Gaawa_chan posted...
Yeah. That's why, dummy. No one wants WW3: Nuclear Edition.

Woosh!

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MabinogiFan
02/24/22 1:39:17 PM
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Jen0125 posted...
Most of them aren't brown enough for us to want to invade
Wat
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SinisterSlay
02/24/22 1:40:29 PM
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Maybe we can fund Ukraine to the point where they strike back and conquer Russia

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The_Viscount
02/24/22 1:48:42 PM
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Blightzkrieg posted...
They have both oil and WMDs

So do France and China.

aHappySacka posted...
The people there are white so they can't justify Epsteinning them.

Not even sure what you're trying to suggest.

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Metalsonic66
02/24/22 1:56:57 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/5/7/AAFUswAAC9vF.png

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Gaawa_chan
02/24/22 2:05:21 PM
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Sarcasthma posted...
Woosh!
Yeah, if your joke doesn't make me laugh it doesn't deserve to be treated like it's a joke.

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Muscles
02/24/22 2:21:37 PM
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Maybe we're waiting for the spring to invade Russia?

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KarsUltimate
02/24/22 6:10:28 PM
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What would happen if he could be assassinated?

Although I imagine he's one of the most protected people in the world so nigh impossible...

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Lokarin
02/24/22 6:11:47 PM
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Look, russia just wants 'breathing room'

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Sarcasthma
02/24/22 6:16:14 PM
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Gaawa_chan posted...
Yeah, if your joke doesn't make me laugh it doesn't deserve to be treated like it's a joke.
Everyone's a critic.

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SeahorseCpt89
02/24/22 6:50:13 PM
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Lokarin posted...
Look, russia just wants 'breathing room'
An eighth of the worlds land isnt enough?

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Sarcasthma
02/24/22 6:52:16 PM
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SeahorseCpt89 posted...
An eighth of the worlds land isnt enough?
Russians are notoriously chonky.

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Jen0125
02/24/22 8:27:49 PM
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MabinogiFan posted...
Wat

What don't you understand
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DeathMagnetic80
02/24/22 9:08:59 PM
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It's almost like a ground invasion of Russia is historically a bad idea or something.
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MabinogiFan
02/24/22 9:32:12 PM
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Jen0125 posted...
What don't you understand
That the US would invade countries based on a person's skin color.
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Blightzkrieg
02/24/22 9:44:08 PM
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DeathMagnetic80 posted...
It's almost like a ground invasion of Russia is historically a bad idea or something.
Idk the nazis did it and now it looks like they run Russia

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joemodda
02/24/22 10:01:49 PM
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Blightzkrieg posted...
Idk the nazis did it and now it looks like they run Russia

Lol, I know you're acting disingenuously, but most people don't actually want to think about the similarities between the third Reich and the USSR

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Blightzkrieg
02/24/22 10:08:15 PM
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joemodda posted...
Lol, I know you're acting disingenuously, but most people don't actually want to think about the similarities between the third Reich and the USSR
It is literally all people talk about when they discuss the USSR

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Metalsonic66
02/24/22 10:19:23 PM
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Just Stalin for time

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adjl
02/24/22 10:49:28 PM
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The modern US military lacks the necessary training to shoot at white people, so we can expect them to stay out of it.

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MabinogiFan
02/24/22 11:13:09 PM
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adjl posted...
The modern US military lacks the necessary training to shoot at white people, so we can expect them to stay out of it.
I thought you were above jokes like this tbh.
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adjl
02/24/22 11:16:01 PM
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There's a time and a place for jokes like that. This is it.

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papercup
02/24/22 11:23:10 PM
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In soviet Russia, US invades you!

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Metalsonic66
02/24/22 11:31:19 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/5/0/AAFUswAAC92y.jpg

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KodyKeir
02/25/22 2:26:15 AM
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KarsUltimate posted...
What would happen if he could be assassinated?

Depends on who is doing the assassinating.

If it's a foreign power, it will start a war, provided it doesn't create a free for all power vacuum that would destabilize the region even more then it already is.

If it's a coup, it could create a free for all power vacuum that would destabilize the region even further.

Basically Russian Roulette with all the chambers loaded.

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MabinogiFan
02/25/22 7:44:54 AM
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adjl posted...
There's a time and a place for jokes like that. This is it.
Fair enough. I guess I'm just tired of all the negativity personally. It's not what I need right now.
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Far-Queue
02/25/22 8:00:57 AM
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Jokes are meant to subvert negativity so you must be thrilled with adjl

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Sarcasthma
02/26/22 1:05:17 AM
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MabinogiFan posted...
Fair enough. I guess I'm just tired of all the negativity personally. It's not what I need right now.
Jokes are basically the only way I can cope with shitty situations like this one.

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