Current Events > Patient: 'No, I haven't smoked crack in years!'

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SydneySweenHero 02/26/22 12:27:22 PM #1:	Basically the next sentence: "So anyway, I was hanging out with a bunch of friends and that were smoking crack so I figured why not! And I hit that just a little bit! And somewhere during the night, I broke my finger and that's why I need to go to the hospital." >_> --- NeonOctopus's Alt #7 >_> <cite>SydneySweenHero posted [p:962988075] in Patient: '... [t:79917258]...</cite> <quote>Basically the next sentence: "So anyway, I was hanging out with a bunch of friends and that were smoking crack so I figured why not! And I hit that just a little bit! And somewhere during the night, I broke my finger and that's why I need to go to the hospital." >_> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Heartomaton 02/26/22 12:28:20 PM #2:	You should know better than to take a crackhead at their word. --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Heartomaton for President 2028. <cite>Heartomaton posted [p:962988090] in Patient: '... [t:79917258]...</cite> <quote>You should know better than to take a crackhead at their word. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Unspecified_NPC 02/26/22 12:28:46 PM #4:	That cracks me up --- "Pedmas sounds like something Dan Schneider celebrates in December." -DocileOrangeCup <cite>Unspecified_NPC posted [p:962988099] in Patient: '... [t:79917258]...</cite> <quote>That cracks me up </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
VigorouslySwish 02/26/22 12:29:50 PM #5:	I also once broke a finger with no recollection of how it happened, though my drug of choice was alcohol --- i'm just some guy yellin' about apple sauce <cite>VigorouslySwish posted [p:962988121] in Patient: '... [t:79917258]...</cite> <quote>I also once broke a finger with no recollection of how it happened, though my drug of choice was alcohol </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
R1masher 02/26/22 12:30:01 PM #6:	Eating ass has evolved into smoking crack? --- R1R1R1R1R1R1 <cite>R1masher posted [p:962988124] in Patient: '... [t:79917258]...</cite> <quote>Eating ass has evolved into smoking crack? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nfearurspecimn 02/26/22 12:33:29 PM #7:	maybe they didn't want you to turn them away from treatment due to being a drug addict? --- Wake up. You have to wake up. currently a preta/hungry ghost Dai Grepher: I was wrong. My entire theory is incorrect. Zero Mission IS a remake of Metroid. <cite>nfearurspecimn posted [p:962988178] in Patient: '... [t:79917258]...</cite> <quote>maybe they didn't want you to turn them away from treatment due to being a drug addict? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SydneySweenHero 02/26/22 12:35:03 PM #8:	nfearurspecimn posted... maybe they didn't want you to turn them away from treatment due to being a drug addict? Literally every drug addict I've dealt with knows we don't give a fuck and the cops don't give a fuck >_> The cops usually just hand them to us, unless they did a stupid crime or something like smack their wife while they were high or fire off a gun. --- NeonOctopus's Alt #7 >_> <cite>SydneySweenHero posted [p:962988209] in Patient: '... [t:79917258]...</cite> <quote>nfearurspecimn posted... </cite> <quote>maybe they didn't want you to turn them away from treatment due to being a drug addict?</quote>Literally every drug addict I've dealt with knows we don't give a fuck and the cops don't give a fuck >_> The cops usually just hand them to us, unless they did a stupid crime or something like smack their wife while they were high or fire off a gun. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nfearurspecimn 02/26/22 12:56:09 PM #9:	well, you might not subscribe pain meds for pain >_> --- Wake up. You have to wake up. currently a preta/hungry ghost Dai Grepher: I was wrong. My entire theory is incorrect. Zero Mission IS a remake of Metroid. <cite>nfearurspecimn posted [p:962988656] in Patient: '... [t:79917258]...</cite> <quote>well, you might not subscribe pain meds for pain >_> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GeraldDarko 02/26/22 1:19:15 PM #10:	Why did they even need to include the part about smoking crack? Can't they just be like "My finger is broken"? <cite>GeraldDarko posted [p:962989134] in Patient: '... [t:79917258]...</cite> <quote>Why did they even need to include the part about smoking crack? Can't they just be like "My finger is broken"? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SydneySweenHero 02/26/22 1:20:20 PM #11:	GeraldDarko posted... Why did they even need to include the part about smoking crack? Can't they just be like "My finger is broken"? cuz they're dumb crackheads >_> --- NeonOctopus's Alt #7 >_> <cite>SydneySweenHero posted [p:962989155] in Patient: '... [t:79917258]...</cite> <quote>GeraldDarko posted... </cite> <quote>Why did they even need to include the part about smoking crack? Can't they just be like "My finger is broken"?</quote>cuz they're dumb crackheads >_> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GeraldDarko 02/26/22 1:23:16 PM #12:	SydneySweenHero posted... cuz they're dumb crackheads >_> Fair enough <cite>GeraldDarko posted [p:962989209] in Patient: '... [t:79917258]...</cite> <quote>SydneySweenHero posted... </cite> <quote>cuz they're dumb crackheads >_></quote>Fair enough </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
R1masher 02/26/22 1:24:23 PM #13:	Im glad youre on the frontlines of this Id hate to have to be so judgmental --- R1R1R1R1R1R1 <cite>R1masher posted [p:962989230] in Patient: '... [t:79917258]...</cite> <quote> Im glad youre on the frontlines of this Id hate to have to be so judgmental </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AltyMcAltface 02/26/22 1:26:09 PM #14:	that reminds me of the time i was talking to one of the overnight stockers when i worked at walmart and he was telling me about how he used to be a huge meth head. i was about to congratulate him on kicking the habit, but then he was like, "now i only do it a little. y'know, just enough to get by." so i was just like, oh, okay. but inside i'm just fucking like how much fucking meth is just enough to "get by" for you? cuz for me, it's....... none. --- "Altenticity is invaluable. Originality is warned/suspended." - Derp Darmusch <cite>AltyMcAltface posted [p:962989263] in Patient: '... [t:79917258]...</cite> <quote>that reminds me of the time i was talking to one of the overnight stockers when i worked at walmart and he was telling me about how he used to be a huge meth head. i was about to congratulate him on kicking the habit, but then he was like, "now i only do it a little. y'know, just enough to get by." so i was just like, oh, okay. but inside i'm just fucking like how much fucking meth is just enough to "get by" for you? cuz for me, it's....... none. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Questionmarktarius 02/26/22 1:30:43 PM #15:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZ16H0hsQiQ <cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:962989375] in Patient: '... [t:79917258]...</cite> <quote>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZ16H0hsQiQ </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Touch 02/26/22 1:32:33 PM #16:	SydneySweenHero posted... cuz they're dumb crackheads >_> "Alright sir. I'm gonna need you to fill out these forms and-" "I SWEAR I AINT SMOKED CRACK IN YEARS!!!" --- Oh, I wanna be the one you call drunk <cite>Touch posted [p:962989419] in Patient: '... [t:79917258]...</cite> <quote>SydneySweenHero posted... </cite> <quote>cuz they're dumb crackheads >_></quote>"Alright sir. I'm gonna need you to fill out these forms and-" "I SWEAR I AINT SMOKED CRACK IN YEARS!!!" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SydneySweenHero 02/26/22 1:40:32 PM #17:	AltyMcAltface posted... that reminds me of the time i was talking to one of the overnight stockers when i worked at walmart and he was telling me about how he used to be a huge meth head. i was about to congratulate him on kicking the habit, but then he was like, "now i only do it a little. y'know, just enough to get by." so i was just like, oh, okay. but inside i'm just fucking like how much fucking meth is just enough to "get by" for you? cuz for me, it's....... none. lol geez --- NeonOctopus's Alt #7 >_> <cite>SydneySweenHero posted [p:962989598] in Patient: '... [t:79917258]...</cite> <quote>AltyMcAltface posted... </cite> <quote>that reminds me of the time i was talking to one of the overnight stockers when i worked at walmart and he was telling me about how he used to be a huge meth head. i was about to congratulate him on kicking the habit, but then he was like, "now i only do it a little. y'know, just enough to get by." so i was just like, oh, okay. but inside i'm just fucking like how much fucking meth is just enough to "get by" for you? cuz for me, it's....... none.</quote>lol geez </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Monolith1676 02/26/22 1:41:57 PM #18:	Looks like Biden's free crackpipes are working wonders. --- Gears of War 1 Assassination Legend <cite>Monolith1676 posted [p:962989633] in Patient: '... [t:79917258]...</cite> <quote>Looks like Biden's free crackpipes are working wonders. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GeraldDarko 02/26/22 1:46:24 PM #19:	Monolith1676 posted... Looks like Biden's free crackpipes are working wonders. Do you actually believe that? <cite>GeraldDarko posted [p:962989732] in Patient: '... [t:79917258]...</cite> <quote>Monolith1676 posted... </cite> <quote>Looks like Biden's free crackpipes are working wonders.</quote>Do you actually believe that? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SydneySweenHero 02/26/22 7:44:42 PM #20:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1_OH3ECQEc --- NeonOctopus's Alt #7 >_> <cite>SydneySweenHero posted [p:962998238] in Patient: '... [t:79917258]...</cite> <quote>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1_OH3ECQEc </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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