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PatrickMahomes
02/28/22 12:58:11 PM
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only for the toilet to clog anyways

really makes you feel like a man

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spikethedevil
02/28/22 12:58:48 PM
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You either have a terrible toilet or an awful diet.

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PatrickMahomes
03/01/22 10:44:28 PM
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spikethedevil posted...
You either have a terrible toilet or an awful diet.
don't be jelly of my manliness

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SauI_Goodman
03/01/22 10:45:03 PM
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one flush to save on the water bill

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MabusIncarnate
03/01/22 10:45:37 PM
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I shit Copenhagen logs and clog it regardless. You really gotta smash it down with the plunger handle.

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kuwab0
03/01/22 10:47:47 PM
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Clogging the toilet with just a log brings a tear to the eye

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Keith_Valentine
03/01/22 10:53:37 PM
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Clogging the toilet with a giga turd is one thing. But clogging it with TP as an adult means you can't even handle wiping your ass.
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Shablagoo
03/02/22 7:44:36 AM
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Thats why I flush 2-3 times during the poop as well.

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spikethedevil
03/02/22 7:58:28 AM
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ITT: People with awful life shortening diets.

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HolierThanMao
03/02/22 8:02:22 AM
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they call me kenny loggins
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Naysaspace
03/02/22 8:22:22 AM
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no

use less TP
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Suolevram
03/03/22 5:36:33 PM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
I shit Copenhagen logs and clog it regardless. You really gotta smash it down with the plunger handle.
Have you ever heard of the poop-knife/spatula. I think you could probably make good use of one.

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orangefire25
03/03/22 5:39:23 PM
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What the fuck are these people talking about

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Pitlord_Special
03/03/22 5:42:41 PM
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Yeah, one of the downsides of having a cavernous anus. Only have to poop like every other day but the turds can be huge and can clog the toilet on their own.

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Suolevram
03/03/22 5:43:53 PM
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https://famousmicrogreens.com/the-pumpernik-toilet-knife/

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Heartomaton
03/03/22 5:44:51 PM
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I flush before I poop in order to save time.

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MutantJohn
03/03/22 6:08:40 PM
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I do it all the time nowadays. Initial flush to clear the bowl and then a secondary flush for all the toilet paper.

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nfearurspecimn
03/03/22 6:08:55 PM
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yes

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Machete
03/03/22 6:20:47 PM
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orangefire25 posted...
What the fuck are these people talking about


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Shablagoo
03/04/22 11:43:26 AM
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Suolevram posted...
https://famousmicrogreens.com/the-pumpernik-toilet-knife/

omg lol

Heartomaton posted...
I flush before I poop in order to save time.

You gotta up your game to save even more time and wipe before you poop too:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=k304wFc17fo

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nfearurspecimn
03/04/22 11:43:35 AM
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yes

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mustachedmystic
03/04/22 11:49:44 AM
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All the time. Sometimes I gotta take extra measures to make sure the toilet doesn't clog

spikethedevil posted...
ITT: People with awful life shortening diets.
Nope, It's called getting enough fiber.

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