Poll of the Day > I'm taking a test in an hour, and if I pass I can be a teacher

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MrMelodramatic
03/08/22 8:48:38 AM
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Im taking a content and teaching skills exam in a little bit. If I pass, I am cleared to begin teaching middle school. Theres a teacher shortage and I need a job so heres hoping I can get hired

BUT only about 70% of people pass the test, and I really havent studied so chances are Ill need to retest next month. But at least Ill know my weaknesses!

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SinisterSlay
03/08/22 9:01:22 AM
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Maybe if they get desperate enough they let you take the test many years after you already started teaching

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Judgmenl
03/08/22 9:08:23 AM
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That's pretty rad but I don't think I'd want to be a teacher in the post-COVID world.

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MrMelodramatic
03/08/22 9:44:24 AM
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SinisterSlay posted...
Maybe if they get desperate enough they let you take the test many years after you already started teaching
Theyre already so desperate theyre letting me teach one year without a teaching certification, as long as I pass this test. If I pass and get a job, i have to file all my paperwork, pay state fees, take some courses on pedagogy, learn about classroom management, etc and become actually certified to teach before I begin my second year of teaching.

Judgmenl posted...
That's pretty rad but I don't think I'd want to be a teacher in the post-COVID world.
Me either, but a job is a job. On the one hand, I feel bad because I know Im not in love with the idea of teaching, and these kids would get a better experience with someone who does love teaching. On the other, Im not planning to be a shitty teacher on purpose, and I do believe in education and I think kids are smarter than theyre given credit for. And having a permanent teacher is better than some of the measures weve been having because of the shortage.

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MrMelodramatic
03/08/22 9:44:39 AM
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Anyway here I go wml

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Judgmenl
03/08/22 9:59:33 AM
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Good luck

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SilentSeph
03/08/22 10:00:14 AM
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Good luck!

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MrMelodramatic
03/08/22 12:06:23 PM
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It was bad lmao

i estimate I got 51/100 questions right. I needed 70. Scores are released Sunday so no use worrying until then.

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FrozenBananas
03/08/22 12:09:26 PM
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Why didnt you study

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MrMelodramatic
03/08/22 2:25:19 PM
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I dunno. Apathy I suppose. Also some overconfidence?

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fettster777
03/08/22 3:15:44 PM
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Why would you want to be come a school teacher? Shit pay with no raises unless you "further your education" and even then its not worth paying thousands to a university for a marginally higher salary, getting shit on by the parents all the time when their precious angel did terrible on an assignment or was rude in class and was punished, have to deal with shitty little kids, have to deal with an inept state government when it comes to education, etc. Everyone all says its because they "love children" or "love teaching", but many teachers have left the profession within five years (nearly 50 percent!). Mainly for the reasons I pointed out above. Its hilarious to me that you need all this schooling and all these certifications and take all these praxis exams to teach some 10 year old about fucking Magellan, but to teach a major requirement college class (imparting knowledge that MIGHT actually be used by the student in the workforce), all you need is a degree in the same subject, one higher level then you're teaching. That's it.

Sorry for the rant, I've known several teachers who all quit after only a few years. Most of them during covid due how their state handled everything, but others because of the other things I mentioned.

But, we make new babies every day so I guess somebody has to do it. Might as well be somebody who can tolerate it or at least enjoy teaching, even if it is in a terrible fucked up system.
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Judgmenl
03/08/22 4:30:27 PM
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fettster777 posted...
Why would you want to be come a school teacher?
For me. my High School CS teacher had a big influence on where I am right now.
I would have liked to do that some day, but I don't think it could ever be the same.
Also HUGE pay cut.

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Lobomoon
03/08/22 5:27:17 PM
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Apparently there's an opening:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10586027/Teacher-investigated-wearing-inappropriate-suit-World-Book-Day.html

"Teacher is investigated for wearing 'inappropriate' figure-hugging morph suit to 'chase pupils around secondary school while pretending to be Spider-Man' on World Book Day"

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MrMelodramatic
03/08/22 5:56:29 PM
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What the fuck lmao

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MrMelodramatic
03/10/22 9:07:23 PM
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Ill find out if I passed in the next 27 hours

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MrMelodramatic
03/11/22 9:19:58 PM
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Ah shit i passed boiii

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/3/9/AATQZDAADBRX.jpg

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Cacciato
03/11/22 9:29:19 PM
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I am both simultaneously happy for you/concerned for public education.

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MrMelodramatic
03/11/22 10:15:43 PM
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Cacciato posted...
I am both simultaneously happy for you/concerned for public education.
Me too pal. Hopefully some way cooler job hires me before I have to resort to teaching

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BEERandWEED
03/11/22 10:29:53 PM
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Teach them about Jesus.

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03/12/22 8:37:24 AM
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SinisterSlay posted...
Maybe if they get desperate enough they let you take the test many years after you already started teaching

This happens already. A lot.
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LinkPizza
03/12/22 8:39:05 AM
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Congrats!

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Judgmenl
03/12/22 8:45:22 AM
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Now become tenured and receive a phat payday for the rest of your life.

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MrMelodramatic
03/12/22 8:59:25 AM
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Judgmenl posted...
Now become tenured and receive a phat payday for the rest of your life.
School districts in this area only* pay starting teachers 49k. I think itll be a loooooong while before any phat paydays come my way lol

*49k is still 13k+benefits more than I make rn tbf

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FrozenBananas
03/12/22 9:35:56 AM
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Damn good job you made it sound like you failed lol

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DrPrimemaster
03/12/22 9:51:35 AM
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Grats Chris

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MrMelodramatic
03/12/22 10:27:21 AM
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FrozenBananas posted...
Damn good job you made it sound like you failed lol
The test was 100 questions, but it looks like only 80 were scored? I definitely definitely missed more than 7. I thought I missed about 35, but maybe most of those werent scored for some reason

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