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Duncanwii
03/08/22 5:50:22 PM
#53:


AldousIsDead posted...
How many actual miles is it to her place?

26, between my house and hers.

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DeadBankerDream
03/08/22 5:52:27 PM
#54:


And people will still insist Duncan isn't trolling.

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AldousIsDead
03/08/22 5:53:26 PM
#55:


Fair enough. That's not really non-car distance.

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Strider102
03/08/22 5:54:24 PM
#56:


Duncanwii posted...
26, between my house and hers.

If you truly loved her you would walk through the rain, the snow, uphill, downhill, for however many miles just to be with her.

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AmericaTheBrave
03/08/22 5:54:36 PM
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When are you going to put a ring on her, Duncan?

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I4NRulez
03/08/22 5:55:23 PM
#59:


AldousIsDead posted...
Fair enough. That's not really non-car distance.

you could take a bus lol.

I was taking the bus when i was like 13 by myself. He can do it at 26

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Duncanwii
03/08/22 5:56:53 PM
#60:


AmericaTheBrave posted...
When are you going to put a ring on her, Duncan?

When she decides marriage isn't a waste of time.

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AldousIsDead
03/08/22 5:57:08 PM
#61:


I4NRulez posted...
you could take a bus lol.

I was taking the bus when i was like 13 by myself. He can do it at 26
If he lives in the city, sure. 26 miles sounds more like next town over to me.

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Will_VIIII
03/08/22 6:00:54 PM
#62:


Duncanwii posted...
When she decides marriage isn't a waste of time.
That bodes well

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MrFingers07
03/08/22 6:05:07 PM
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Didn't you say that you were going to live with her and her parents or something along those lines?

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RedLuigi
03/08/22 6:05:44 PM
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Aww yeah

Duncan is slapping some skin tonight


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I4NRulez
03/08/22 6:07:09 PM
#66:


AldousIsDead posted...
If he lives in the city, sure. 26 miles sounds more like next town over to me.

Bro, he's in his mid-20s.

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NeoShadowhen
03/08/22 6:07:59 PM
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Thats understandable. They are supporting her a great deal and I cant imagine they are interested in their daughter living with her boyfriend.

People around here tried to tell him to simply explain to them that he is incapable of getting her pregnant. I bet theyd relax a great deal if they heard that. He got put in time-out soon after, so there wasnt any follow-up.
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Duncanwii
03/08/22 6:08:57 PM
#68:


Will_VIIII posted...

That bodes well

She says Marriage is a lot of money spent on a piece of paper to do what we're already doing without it. So she's not a fan.

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bsp77
03/08/22 6:09:35 PM
#69:


Didn't you have a driver's license before?

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Duncanwii
03/08/22 6:10:17 PM
#70:


bsp77 posted...
Didn't you have a driver's license before?

Nope, tried driving when I was 16 but gave up and never got around to doing it again.

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AldousIsDead
03/08/22 6:12:49 PM
#71:


I4NRulez posted...
Bro, he's in his mid-20s.
That's a rough 20, damn dunc.

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Vampire_Wreath
03/08/22 6:13:42 PM
#72:


Duncanwii posted...
Nope, tried driving when I was 16 but gave up and never got around to doing it again.

Duncanwii posted...
Nope, tried driving when I was 16 but gave up and never got around to doing it again.

Classic Duncan giving up on paralegal, community college, driving, being independent

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__aCEr__
03/08/22 6:13:57 PM
#73:


Duncanwii posted...
She says Marriage is a lot of money spent on a piece of paper to do what we're already doing without it. So she's not a fan.

A wedding can be a lot of money. A marriage license is not expensive.

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Duncanwii
03/08/22 6:14:04 PM
#74:


AldousIsDead posted...

That's a rough 20, damn dunc.

Mid-20's? I turned 32 last week dude.

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roos1046 Reborn
03/08/22 6:14:52 PM
#75:


Duncanwii posted...
Does this look like a gimmick to you?

https://imgur.com/gallery/NRPd7qz

This beautiful girl right here?

I remember this scene from Dating on the Spectrum

nice try though

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AldousIsDead
03/08/22 6:14:59 PM
#76:


Ok, then you're fine.

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Vampire_Wreath
03/08/22 6:15:03 PM
#77:


Duncanwii posted...
I'd have to drive down a mountain, go down the highway, and go to the bad part of town to get to her house. I'd probably get mugged, among other things. I'd be safer to get driven there tbh.

So do you not love her or something? If you did you'd do it for her and to see her

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I4NRulez
03/08/22 6:16:01 PM
#78:


Duncanwii posted...
Mid-20's? I turned 32 last week dude.

then take a fucking bus lol

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bsp77
03/08/22 6:16:46 PM
#79:


Vampire_Wreath posted...
Classic Duncan giving up on paralegal, community college, driving, being independent
Duncan, please do things like this to get your life together. To be blunt, your parents will die one day and you need to ready to be on your own.

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Punished_Blinx
03/08/22 6:24:38 PM
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Can you not get an Uber or something?

I used to fucking fly down to see my girlfriend at least once a month when we were long distance. 20 minute drive god damn lol

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MICHALECOLE
03/08/22 6:54:43 PM
#82:


Punished_Blinx posted...
Can you not get an Uber or something?

I used to fucking fly down to see my girlfriend at least once a month when we were long distance. 20 minute drive god damn lol
I also used to fly down to see your girlfriend
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DeadBankerDream
03/09/22 12:22:09 AM
#83:


roos1046 Reborn posted...
I remember this scene from Dating on the Spectrum

nice try though
Yo, this real?

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WarfireX
03/09/22 12:52:44 AM
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on the off chance this actually is him i feel legit bad about making fun of him.

on that same off chance, jesus christ dude, get it together and learn how to drive. learn how to do something other than post on ce, because she definitely has other options. all women can do better than the guy on ce that refuses to buy his own groceries

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nfearurspecimn
03/09/22 1:01:50 AM
#86:


DeadBankerDream posted...
Yo, this real?
no

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Teh_Dr_Phil
03/09/22 1:23:33 AM
#87:


Duncanwii posted...
Does this look like a gimmick to you?

https://imgur.com/gallery/NRPd7qz

This beautiful girl right here?
Oh god it all makes sense now

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Middle hope
03/09/22 2:20:54 AM
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Stop buying bootleg Pokmon carts and get an uber

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KYOJIROKAGENUMA
03/09/22 3:24:57 AM
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I thought she broke up with you?

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Arcanine2009
03/09/22 3:36:42 AM
#90:


Duncanwii posted...
They're the most beautiful shade of turquoise. Wonderful <3
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edit: Wait, you actually delivered like Dijorno? I thought your gf was Asian... did you move in form that one that fast?

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Mr_Karate_II
03/09/22 4:09:19 AM
#91:


You still trying to hook up with CEgals? I bet your GF doesn't know

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Glob
03/09/22 4:21:34 AM
#92:


__aCEr__ posted...
A wedding can be a lot of money. A marriage license is not expensive.

Perhaps not but it's still too expensive if it holds no value for you.

I get where she's coming from, jokes about Duncan aside. I've no intention of ever getting married. Been living with my partner for 11 years. Marriage wouldn't change that.
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