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Jagr_68
03/10/22 6:28:57 PM
#1:


a boat/raft.

And nobody else on the goddamn island questioned that wtf

80/80 btw

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MabusIncarnate
03/10/22 6:30:16 PM
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It would have been a boring show if they built a boat and left during the first episode.

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VigorouslySwish
03/10/22 6:33:55 PM
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but then we wouldnt have seen mary-anns glorious balloons every week

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eston
03/10/22 6:34:05 PM
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I always thought it was funny how many random people showed up at that island and they were all able to get off

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kingdrake2
03/10/22 6:35:10 PM
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eston posted...
I always thought it was funny how many random people showed up at that island and they were all able to get off


the crew was on a cursed ship and the ship cursed them to the island so they couldn't leave.
all the crew is dead (or most of em).

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Tyranthraxus
03/10/22 6:35:43 PM
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eston posted...
I always thought it was funny how many random people showed up at that island and they were all able to get off
They were actually there because they didn't want to pay any taxes.

It's a 3 hour tour anyone with a fucking telescope should be able to see them from the port. They knew they were there they just didn't want to leave.

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Kim_Seong-a
03/10/22 6:37:30 PM
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Knowing nothing of Gilligan lore, wouldn't it be extremely dangerous to take a makeshift boat into the open sea without any idea of where your island actually is, or how long it might take you to reach your destination? >_>

Tyranthraxus posted...
It's a 3 hour tour anyone with a fucking telescope should be able to see them from the port.

oh lmao

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ChocoboMog123
03/10/22 6:37:32 PM
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I regret having ever watched that godsforsaken show. Once you hear that theme song you'll never be able to unhear it. I'm sure I'll be humming it on my deathbed.

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PrettyBoyFloyd
03/10/22 6:46:23 PM
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I recall them trying to build a house raft.


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Zergrush80
03/10/22 6:47:18 PM
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I watched for Mary-Ann and thats it....

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Ryven
03/10/22 6:48:25 PM
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Wasnt there a movie where they finally got rescued, rejoined the world and then went back to the island because they missed that life?

Thought i read that somewhere.

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PrettyBoyFloyd
03/10/22 6:48:51 PM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
They were actually there because they didn't want to pay any taxes.

It's a 3 hour tour anyone with a fucking telescope should be able to see them from the port. They knew they were there they just didn't want to leave.

Ryven posted... Wasnt there a movie where they finally got rescued, rejoined the world and then went back to the island because they missed that life?

Thought i read that somewhere.


Yea people who didn't know who was who and all coming together.

When they did make it back home they realized how shitty everyone else was in the world.

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theAteam
03/10/22 6:54:46 PM
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Ryven posted...
Wasnt there a movie where they finally got rescued, rejoined the world and then went back to the island because they missed that life?

Thought i read that somewhere.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rescue_from_Gilligan%27s_Island

They get rescued and then go on a reunion trip on another boat and get stranded again.

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NightMarishPie
03/10/22 6:55:27 PM
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80/80 doesn't count because it wasn't a fun sentence.

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PrettyBoyFloyd
03/10/22 7:00:25 PM
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Even had "The Harlem Globetrotters on Gilligan's Island".


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Kurt_Russel
03/10/22 10:51:12 PM
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Remember when the professor figured out how to make glue so they could glue the minnow back together, and gilligan started making rubber gloves with it?

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Jagr_68
03/10/22 10:52:14 PM
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PrettyBoyFloyd posted...
Even had "The Harlem Globetrotters on Gilligan's Island".

How'd The Globetrotters find them lol

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Questionmarktarius
03/10/22 10:52:18 PM
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kingdrake2 posted...
the crew was on a cursed ship and the ship cursed them to the island so they couldn't leave.
all the crew is dead (or most of em).
Gilligan's Island and Lost are the same continuity, huh?
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BeyondWalls
03/10/22 10:53:13 PM
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Jagr_68 posted...
How'd The Globetrotters find them lol
I believe they stayed at the hotel.

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_____Cait
03/10/22 10:53:33 PM
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Im sure Gilligan broke every boat they tried to make

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Hayame Zero
03/10/22 10:57:05 PM
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theAteam posted...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rescue_from_Gilligan%27s_Island

They get rescued and then go on a reunion trip on another boat and get stranded again.
They get rescued again in the next movie, and return to open a resort. The second half of the movie was meant to be a back-door pilot for a series on the island resort, but never got picked up

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omega cookie
03/10/22 11:01:52 PM
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Why didn't the poisoned lipstick kill Ginger?

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Hayame Zero
03/10/22 11:03:44 PM
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Also, they couldn't build a boat, but they could build a spaceship:

https://youtu.be/8OshIzK0dN4

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toreysback
03/10/22 11:12:55 PM
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i remember when the professor and maryann were just "the rest"

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Hayame Zero
03/10/22 11:24:34 PM
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toreysback posted...
i remember when the professor and maryann were just "the rest"
I laugh every time I hear it. It sounds off-key, like they legitimately forgot their names in the middle of recording it.

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Cornmuffins
03/10/22 11:26:08 PM
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mobilebloechel posted...
That's NOT 80/80

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008Zulu
03/10/22 11:26:55 PM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
They were actually there because they didn't want to pay any taxes.
Explains why the rich couple brought so much stuff with them.

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Questionmarktarius
03/10/22 11:27:50 PM
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toreysback posted...
i remember when the professor and maryann were just "the rest"
Relic of the original pilot, when it was Skipper, Gilligan, the Howells, and three randos.
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Smackems
03/10/22 11:31:54 PM
#30:


PrettyBoyFloyd posted...
I recall them trying to build a house raft.
They built a raft in the very first episode

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eston
03/11/22 7:57:31 AM
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They also repaired the boat at one point, but it fell apart because the professor's glue didn't work

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PrettyBoyFloyd
03/11/22 8:41:49 AM
#32:


I recall one where there was some fly over and they wrote HELP with some burning logs.

Gilligan fucked it up somehow and made it say HELO.

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