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PatrickMahomes
03/11/22 2:21:27 PM
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love the flavor but there is zero heat whatsoever

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dioxxys
03/11/22 2:22:34 PM
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True
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Smackems
03/11/22 2:22:35 PM
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Frank's red hot frank

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Kobe Bryant
03/11/22 2:23:10 PM
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It's just salty

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SSJPurple
03/11/22 2:24:04 PM
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Yeah its pretty mild but I think thats why its so popular

Its a more accessible hot sauce I guess.

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nativengine
03/11/22 2:24:08 PM
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I can agree with this.


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bigblu89
03/11/22 2:41:37 PM
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I know people that think yellow mustard is too spicy, so tastes vary.

But I agree.

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Infinite 2003
03/11/22 2:45:52 PM
#8:


Franks Red Mild

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Weezy_Tha_Don
03/11/22 2:51:52 PM
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Im not a fan of it. Cholula is my go to

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MedeaLysistrata
03/11/22 2:52:22 PM
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That stuff is disgusting

I don't even know what it's supposed to go on

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Wii_Shaker
03/11/22 2:57:46 PM
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It's more tart and tangy than it is hot.

It's white people hot sauce though so if they made it too hot people wouldn't buy it.

When I used to make vegan seitan "wings" we would just marinate them in Red Hot and Butter.

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Shadow20201
03/11/22 2:59:17 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/2/5/AAAhq_AADBMd.jpg

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Holy_Cloud105
03/11/22 3:00:11 PM
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MedeaLysistrata posted...
That stuff is disgusting

I don't even know what it's supposed to go on
The only thing I found that it does an okay job on is wings. Even then I'd just rather use something else though.

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SSJPurple
03/11/22 3:01:31 PM
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MedeaLysistrata posted...
That stuff is disgusting

I don't even know what it's supposed to go on

Try it with some fried chicken or pulled pork. I recommend fried chicken, on the bone or tenders.

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YourDrunkFather
03/11/22 3:04:19 PM
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Wii_Shaker posted...
It's white people hot sauce though so if they made it too hot people wouldn't buy it.

Dude, shut up. Plenty of white people like hot food. Myself included. Foh with this racist crap


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Kobe Bryant
03/11/22 3:52:17 PM
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MedeaLysistrata posted...
That stuff is disgusting

I don't even know what it's supposed to go on

On everything

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Kobe Bryant
03/11/22 3:53:39 PM
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Wii_Shaker posted...
It's more tart and tangy than it is hot.

It's white people hot sauce though so if they made it too hot people wouldn't buy it.

When I used to make vegan seitan "wings" we would just marinate them in Red Hot and Butter.

Ill try that marinade some day with wings. You add anyrhing else? Garlic powder? And how long

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Wii_Shaker
03/11/22 4:10:30 PM
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Kobe Bryant posted...
Ill try that marinade some day with wings. You add anyrhing else? Garlic powder? And how long
The seitan wings were first marinaded in some sort of vegetable broth to give it a base flavor. Of course the Franks is all you are going to be able to taste once you throw it in the pot. The vegan kitchen I was working at would simmer them on medium heat for about an hour (it was a big pot so smaller portions would differ in time).

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WaterLink
03/11/22 4:13:31 PM
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Shadow20201 posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/2/5/AAAhq_AADBMd.jpg

Those things always stay cold in the middle too, fuck hot pockets

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Wii_Shaker
03/11/22 4:16:11 PM
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WaterLink posted...
Those things always stay cold in the middle too, fuck hot pockets
The real propaganda is making them in the microwave. Throw them in the oven and never look back.

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Riku413
03/11/22 4:33:52 PM
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Wii_Shaker posted...
The real propaganda is making them in the microwave. Throw them in the oven and never look back.
Try an airfryer if you have one. Changed my life. Everything tastes better.

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DrizztLink
03/11/22 4:35:05 PM
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Wii_Shaker posted...
The real propaganda is making them in the microwave. Throw them in the oven and never look back.
I should probably look back eventually, I don't have fire insurance.

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Bringit
03/11/22 5:39:54 PM
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MedeaLysistrata posted...
That stuff is disgusting

I don't even know what it's supposed to go on
It's great on pizza in my experience and especially because it's not particularly hot... It'll really liven up most of them without overpowering the taste.

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CanuckCowboy
03/11/22 6:03:58 PM
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Well no one would buy Franks Sauce.


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AbstraktProfSC2
03/11/22 6:09:24 PM
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are any hot sauces sold at wal-mart or whatever actually hot?
I usually have to buy hot sauce online. Otherwise, its Cholula

Granted, I know people that cant eat a pepperoni without tearing up.

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Wii_Shaker
03/11/22 6:19:43 PM
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AbstraktProfSC2 posted...
are any hot sauces sold at wal-mart or whatever actually hot?
I usually have to buy hot sauce online. Otherwise, its Cholula

Granted, I know people that cant eat a pepperoni without tearing up.
Wal-Mart carries El Yucateco. The XXX hotsauce will burn a hole in your guts if you use to much so be forewarned.

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MabusIncarnate
03/11/22 6:21:03 PM
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Yeah it's like Valencia or Valentina or whatever, great flavor but no heat. I've heard people think it's hot though, some are much more sensitive to capsaicin.

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Damn_Underscore
03/11/22 6:22:59 PM
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If I don't have it for a few days then have some it's hot. But usually it's just about flavor

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ViewtifulGrave
03/11/22 6:25:09 PM
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YourDrunkFather posted...
It's white people hot sauce though so if they made it too hot people wouldn't buy it.

Dude, shut up. Plenty of white people like hot food. Myself included. Foh with this racist crap
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dioxxys
03/12/22 2:54:10 AM
#31:


As for those who doubt Franks Redhot sauce:

Its best used as a base for making homemade buffalo sauce to go on wings.
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ChocoboMog123
03/12/22 3:15:01 AM
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YourDrunkFather posted...
It's white people hot sauce though so if they made it too hot people wouldn't buy it.

Dude, shut up. Plenty of white people like hot food. Myself included. Foh with this racist crap
It comes from Boomers, literally, and older generations. https://qz.com/quartzy/1261050/white-peoples-unseasoned-food-isnt-just-an-internet-meme-its-centuries-long-obsession/
Processed foods saved Americans with little access to spices from WW1 to WW2 and the penchant for bland food has persisted as Boomers grew older.

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synth_real
03/12/22 8:58:41 AM
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AbstraktProfSC2 posted...
are any hot sauces sold at wal-mart or whatever actually hot?
I usually have to buy hot sauce online. Otherwise, its Cholula

Granted, I know people that cant eat a pepperoni without tearing up.
Great Value brand makes an Aji Amarillo and Habanero hot sauce that's actually really good, by far the best thing from their house brand that I've ever tried. It's not butthole destroyer kind of hot, but it still has a kick to it.

MabusIncarnate posted...
Yeah it's like Valencia or Valentina or whatever, great flavor but no heat. I've heard people think it's hot though, some are much more sensitive to capsaicin.
Valentina makes a black label sauce that's hotter, I like it far better than the normal stuff. It's not butthole destroyer hot either.

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PatrickMahomes
03/14/22 7:35:14 PM
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MedeaLysistrata posted...
I don't even know what it's supposed to go on
scrambled eggs

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Payzmaykr
03/14/22 7:35:56 PM
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Very true. My favorite is wing sauce because it tastes exactly like the regular type but its not all thin and vinegary.

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kingdrake2
03/14/22 7:40:26 PM
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Wii_Shaker posted...
The XXX hotsauce will burn a hole in your guts if you use to much so be forewarned.


colon burning sauce... yes please.

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