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MabusIncarnate
03/16/22 8:49:09 PM
#452:


I'm basically crew cut since the army, 2 on the sides 5 on the top. I wear a hat 90% of the time anyway.

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MabusIncarnate
03/16/22 8:49:41 PM
#453:


He has one stray white whisker?

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CanuckCowboy
03/16/22 8:50:54 PM
#454:


MabusIncarnate posted...
He has one stray white whisker?

This.

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CanuckCowboy
03/16/22 8:51:17 PM
#455:


MabusIncarnate posted...
I'm basically crew cut since the army, 2 on the sides 5 on the top. I wear a hat 90% of the time anyway.

Shaved all day.

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Johnny_Nutcase
03/16/22 8:52:31 PM
#456:


MabusIncarnate posted...
I'm basically crew cut since the army, 2 on the sides 5 on the top. I wear a hat 90% of the time anyway.

I wear a hat 95% of the time.

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Smackems
03/16/22 8:52:58 PM
#457:


MabusIncarnate posted...
He has one stray white whisker?
May be the light. Or maybe he's just fucked up lol idk

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MabusIncarnate
03/16/22 8:55:08 PM
#458:


You be more involved in his life, a white line going toward his nose at that age is concerning. Be proactive with who he hangs out with.

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Johnny_Nutcase
03/16/22 8:56:48 PM
#459:


Haha who he hangs out with? He's in with a bad group of nipped up cats?

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Smackems
03/16/22 8:58:08 PM
#460:


Bros I have a BITCH of an ITCH on my dick root

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MabusIncarnate
03/16/22 8:58:11 PM
#461:


Damn cat cheesing rings

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Smackems
03/16/22 8:58:39 PM
#462:


MabusIncarnate posted...
You be more involved in his life, a white line going toward his nose at that age is concerning. Be proactive with who he hangs out with.
I can't tell if this is 100% a joke or if you're being serious that the whisker may be concerning

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MabusIncarnate
03/16/22 8:59:17 PM
#463:


Smackems posted...
I can't tell if this is 100% a joke or if you're being serious that the whisker may be concerning
No I'm not serious lol

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Smackems
03/16/22 9:00:39 PM
#464:


Looked at it in the light and it is for real just one white whisker. I dunno when that happened lol

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CanuckCowboy
03/16/22 9:00:39 PM
#465:


https://files.catbox.moe/978kcy.mp4

Holy shit I never heard this song before.

Walter is pitbull.

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Smackems
03/16/22 10:15:45 PM
#466:


Y'all shut up. Damn so loud in here

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CanuckCowboy
03/16/22 10:19:44 PM
#467:


That kid is back on that escalator.

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Machete
03/16/22 10:19:48 PM
#468:


Walter is NOT a pitbull :(

Pitbulls are merciless killing machines. Walter will stop before his victims are mortally wounded and will make sure they survive and learn their lesson. In fight between Walter and a pitbull, the pitbull basically becomes an enforcer for Walter and feels lucky that it survived and was given perspective and the job, and will be loyal indefinitely, like that dude in Scarface.

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CanuckCowboy
03/16/22 10:19:54 PM
#469:


https://files.catbox.moe/978kcy.mp4

The law came around
the man put him down
For bitin a poodle on the rich side of town.

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CanuckCowboy
03/16/22 10:22:52 PM
#470:


Machete posted...
Walter is NOT a pitbull :(

Pitbulls are merciless killing machines. Walter will stop before his victims are mortally wounded and will make sure they survive and learn their lesson. In fight between Walter and a pitbull, the pitbull basically becomes an enforcer for Walter and feels lucky that it survived and was given perspective and the job, and will be loyal indefinitely, like that dude in Scarface.

Machete posted...
Walter is NOT a pitbull :(

Pitbulls are merciless killing machines. Walter will stop before his victims are mortally wounded and will make sure they survive and learn their lesson. In fight between Walter and a pitbull, the pitbull basically becomes an enforcer for Walter and feels lucky that it survived and was given perspective and the job, and will be loyal indefinitely, like that dude in Scarface.

Pitbulls are cool too though. Not Walter cool but mostly they're pretty awesome.


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Smackems
03/16/22 10:29:21 PM
#471:


I like pits. They are fuzzies and auto get Smack love

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Talib_21
03/16/22 10:30:44 PM
#472:


My mutts part pit, and hes not a killing machine. Hes a god damn pussy lmao

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Machete
03/16/22 10:33:53 PM
#473:


I'm not much of a dog person and they get bad press. I would rather have a bunch of Walters than 1 pitbull... but I wouldn't be able to afford a bunch of Walters and I am pretty sure his breed is illegal where I am :( plus my apartment is too small and technically no pets (landlord lives on site and has a dog but my apartment is smaller and I wouldn't want to confine a pet to a small space like this... A cat like Walter would definitely not have a good time in a space this small).

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MabusIncarnate
03/16/22 10:37:31 PM
#474:


Yeah Walter's breed is against the law in most states here, a few you can get a permit. You can mail order a reticulated python online for $100 that grows to 22 feet legally though. Murica.

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Talib_21
03/16/22 10:41:49 PM
#475:


I have to tell my vet that hes part boxer or I would have to move to the country or put him down. Shit fucking sucks

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Smackems
03/16/22 10:47:27 PM
#476:


Machete posted...
I'm not much of a dog person and they get bad press. I would rather have a bunch of Walters than 1 pitbull... but I wouldn't be able to afford a bunch of Walters and I am pretty sure his breed is illegal where I am :( plus my apartment is too small and technically no pets (landlord lives on site and has a dog but my apartment is smaller and I wouldn't want to confine a pet to a small space like this... A cat like Walter would definitely not have a good time in a space this small).
Get a tiny snek

MabusIncarnate posted...
Yeah Walter's breed is against the law in most states here, a few you can get a permit. You can mail order a reticulated python online for $100 that grows to 22 feet legally though. Murica.
Our pet laws, like so many other laws here, are bass ackwards

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WaterLink
03/16/22 10:56:13 PM
#477:


Is it weird if your mom asks your fiancee if she has a vibrator? >_>

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AirFresh
03/16/22 10:56:41 PM
#478:


Yea

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Talib_21
03/16/22 10:59:15 PM
#479:


WaterLink posted...
Is it weird if your mom asks your fiancee if she has a vibrator? >_>
Just trying to think of wedding presents

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WaterLink
03/16/22 11:04:39 PM
#480:


Talib_21 posted...
Just trying to think of wedding presents

Most likely Bachelorette party stuff but I mean my mom is one of the most prudish hardcore Christian conservative women I know lol just weird for her to be talking about sex toys to us

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Smackems
03/16/22 11:10:37 PM
#481:


Imagine what she talked to your dad about when you were conceived

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MabusIncarnate
03/16/22 11:26:23 PM
#482:


Oh man, maybe she'll buy her a matching one and they can talk about it over holiday dinners and whatnot.

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AirFresh
03/16/22 11:27:19 PM
#483:


Poor WaterLink.

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Smackems
03/16/22 11:30:35 PM
#484:


Bring your vibrator to dinner week

Maybe they'll sword fight with them at the table and make lightsaber sounds

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Harpie
03/16/22 11:38:13 PM
#485:


Smackems posted...
Bring your vibrator to dinner week

Maybe they'll sword fight with them at the table and make lightsaber sounds
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/4/8/AAclepAADCWQ.jpg

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Smackems
03/16/22 11:40:27 PM
#486:


Harpie posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/4/8/AAclepAADCWQ.jpg
You forgot the sounds....

https://vocaroo.com/

.......??

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MabusIncarnate
03/16/22 11:41:18 PM
#487:


Shit it's new topic time again

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Smackems
03/16/22 11:42:50 PM
#488:


I'll do it. Tags may fuck up tho

Gonna go on and dew it

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MabusIncarnate
03/16/22 11:43:34 PM
#489:


Add Q, Trey to the first list

Add AirFresh to the 3rd one unless he has an objection

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Smackems
03/16/22 11:45:27 PM
#490:


MabusIncarnate posted...
Add Q, Trey to the first list

Add AirFresh to the 3rd one unless he has an objection
It won't let me fuckin paste them lol. It'll only paste the first and last ones

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MabusIncarnate
03/16/22 11:45:44 PM
#491:


https://youtu.be/W8_vIOpj4GU

We got a bleeder! Serious, not sure i've seen this much blood in a hockey fight before, happened a few days ago in minor leagues. I guess his visor smeared it making it look a lot worse than it was.

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MabusIncarnate
03/16/22 11:46:09 PM
#492:


Smackems posted...
It won't let me fuckin paste them lol. It'll only paste the first and last ones
Make the topic and i'll post the tags if you want, i'm on my laptop

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Smackems
03/16/22 11:48:02 PM
#493:


Have at it. I had a few in there but gave up lmao can't even hit the next line without it fuckin up

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MabusIncarnate
03/16/22 11:50:39 PM
#494:


Kills it precious

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Smackems
03/16/22 11:50:48 PM
#495:


Stank dicks

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Smackems
03/16/22 11:51:04 PM
#496:


Tank chicks

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Harpie
03/16/22 11:51:21 PM
#497:


Wank shits

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MabusIncarnate
03/16/22 11:51:39 PM
#498:


Dank wicks?

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Smackems
03/16/22 11:51:49 PM
#499:


Oh Mabus you owe me that fuckin Smeagol impression dude

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