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YugiNoob
03/15/22 11:18:25 PM
#302:


Lmao I had the funniest conversation with a Karen today. She needed help filling out her form to be exempt from the 5 day quarantine that all travelers have when they fly into Hawaii.

She was all pissy because she said that she never had to fill out the form before, and I told her its only for people who have recovered from covid. She said that was bullshit because she came to Hawaii twice last year, but when I asked her when she got covid, she said this past January. I explained at least 3 times that she didnt need to do the form before because she didnt have covid back then. I tried to get her to understand by asking her when her last trip was and when she had covid, and to put that together, but she couldnt grasp the concept lol.

She reminded me of this part in Major League 2

https://youtu.be/tZ7V9GWqtiQ?t=132

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MabusIncarnate
03/15/22 11:28:19 PM
#303:


It's been so long since i've seen the Major League movies. When you work a customer service job, you start to realize how dumb the general public really is.

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Questionmarktarius
03/15/22 11:38:17 PM
#304:


MabusIncarnate posted...
It's been so long since i've seen the Major League movies.
Hold on, "movies" as in plural?
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Machete
03/15/22 11:40:51 PM
#305:


Questionmarktarius posted...
Hold on, "movies" as in plural?

well there were at least 2

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Smackems
03/15/22 11:42:47 PM
#306:


https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/8/6/AAZOwTAADCIy.jpg

I didn't even have to defile this one

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MabusIncarnate
03/15/22 11:43:50 PM
#307:


Is that a squash made out of a brown paper bag?

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Smackems
03/15/22 11:44:50 PM
#308:


It's a sweet tater

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Machete
03/15/22 11:47:24 PM
#309:


MabusIncarnate posted...
Is that a squash made out of a brown paper bag?

or a scrotum with testicles and a penis... except all weird and fucked up and looking like they are collectively meant to be a weak but sympathetic alien entity somehow?

pre-emptively standing by this no matter what anyone else thinks or how wrong I am about that picture


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YugiNoob
03/15/22 11:47:32 PM
#310:


There's Major League: Back to the Minors, but I don't know if that's really considered part of the series.

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Smackems
03/15/22 11:50:36 PM
#311:


It's wearing sunglasses and has tiny legs

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Machete
03/15/22 11:53:53 PM
#312:


okay, that makes sense. That's what I saw... but I wasn't sure if that was actually what I saw as opposed to FUCKING GOING INSANE because I don't know anymore

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AirFresh
03/15/22 11:55:27 PM
#313:


I just want everyone to know @Harpie is really bad at bomb omb blast and our local nutcase is good at it

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Johnny_Nutcase
03/15/22 11:59:38 PM
#314:


Smackems knows this and that's why he won't play with us. Instead his dickin around sweet potaters.

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Harpie
03/16/22 12:04:37 AM
#315:


AirFresh posted...
I just want everyone to know @Harpie is really bad at bomb omb blast and our local nutcase is good at it
this is bullying
mods! MODS!!!

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Johnny_Nutcase
03/16/22 12:08:41 AM
#316:


@nevershine Please show Harpie where the door is.

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Johnny_Nutcase
03/16/22 12:24:37 AM
#317:


@MabusIncarnate Finally gota hole in one against @AirFresh and he was none too happy.

And i'm drunk

Also MABUS didn't get the hole in one I DID

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Smackems
03/16/22 12:27:54 AM
#318:


Lmao look what @Shotgunnova did to my baby

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/9/7/AAZOwTAADCI9.jpg

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YugiNoob
03/16/22 12:32:25 AM
#319:


Holy shit thats awesome lol

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AirFresh
03/16/22 12:45:59 AM
#320:


I'm so fucking pissed at that golf performance dudes

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MabusIncarnate
03/16/22 12:47:58 AM
#321:


Moletater

That's amazing

Hell yeah on your hole on one

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Johnny_Nutcase
03/16/22 12:48:12 AM
#322:


I had a hole in one and WON. I'll always take that. Plus I did good at Mario Kart and Harpie is LIVID.

Coulda just went to bed after work instead I pissed two people off.

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AirFresh
03/16/22 12:50:13 AM
#323:


Dude I never audibly grunt or anything when playing games but I did during that round of golf

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Johnny_Nutcase
03/16/22 12:52:44 AM
#324:


You can do really good. I know you haven't played in a while. It's gonna get real intense when Mabus jumps in on that.

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AirFresh
03/16/22 12:57:05 AM
#325:


Yeah we're in for some absolute hell for sure

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Machete
03/16/22 12:59:59 AM
#326:


Poker game better tonight

Currently 8/14

I held back sometimes and pressed sometimes. Y timing was good and there was some luck.

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Smackems
03/16/22 1:05:20 AM
#327:


I fuck up putting in golf so damn much. Not as much as Johnny though, but I don't think the game likes Johnny either. Like as a person

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Machete
03/16/22 1:07:22 AM
#328:


oh shit I am final table now (top 9)

that is good

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Johnny_Nutcase
03/16/22 1:07:43 AM
#329:


Maybe all that is true but maybe you're scared shitless to play Harpie in Kart? At least I play her.

Oh yeah @Pus_N_Pecans ....I was callin her pus n boots.... Is coming back sorta to play Mario Kart with us on Friday. New Kart DLC Smackes you better show up.

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MabusIncarnate
03/16/22 1:08:39 AM
#330:


Good luck Machete!

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Smackems
03/16/22 1:11:46 AM
#331:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Maybe all that is true but maybe you're scared shitless to play Harpie in Kart? At least I play her.

Oh yeah @Pus_N_Pecans ....I was callin her pus n boots.... Is coming back sorta to play Mario Kart with us on Friday. New Kart DLC Smackes you better show up.
True dat part of the truth is that I don't actually like the game as much as I used to

You said I don't have to have the dlc right? Cuz I can't afford it right now

Also is she coming back to gfaqs? I remember her being cool

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Machete
03/16/22 1:11:47 AM
#332:


I don't have a switch, Johnny

but make no fucking mistake.... If I had access to YOU, Harpie, and someone else in original MARIO KART 64 I would go right the fuck back to that time I won 50 matches in a row against my siblings and then almost did the same thing against college buddies... only at the last minute my brain gave out because I was awake for more than 24 hours and that does not sound like a realistic or even plausible story, but nothing I ever say does, does it?

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Machete
03/16/22 1:12:38 AM
#333:


6/6

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Smackems
03/16/22 1:13:19 AM
#334:


Machete posted...
6/6
What are these numbers? What's in your hand?

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MabusIncarnate
03/16/22 1:13:32 AM
#335:


She's posting on CE a bit but not sure if she wants the username disclosed. I liked her too when she posted more.

And yeah, only the host needs the DLC. You don't need to buy it.

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AirFresh
03/16/22 1:13:56 AM
#336:


Smackems posted...
True dat part of the truth is that I don't actually like the game as much as I used to

You said I don't have to have the dlc right? Cuz I can't afford it right now

Also is she coming back to gfaqs? I remember her being cool
Yeah you can bum off us with the new courses

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Machete
03/16/22 1:15:47 AM
#337:


Smackems posted...
What are these numbers? What's in your hand?

current placement (6th of 6)

(now 5th of 6)

it was just minor update

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Smackems
03/16/22 1:15:54 AM
#338:


MabusIncarnate posted...
She's posting on CE a bit but not sure if she wants the username disclosed. I liked her too when she posted more.

And yeah, only the host needs the DLC. You don't need to buy it.
I got ya. I don't care if harpie beats me but I've been playing the game since it came out on Wii u lol, as well as it being so time demanding while playing and I get weird about holding people up if I have to do something

As for party my internet really didn't seem to be fond of it, but I do wanna play it again

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Smackems
03/16/22 1:16:56 AM
#339:


Machete posted...
current placement (6th of 6)

(now 5th of 6)

it was just minor update
So a bunch of people dropped out from a few minutes ago? Or busted (I can't remember what it's called when someone gets knocked out)

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MabusIncarnate
03/16/22 1:17:39 AM
#340:


In poker when you drop out it's called "going limp"

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Smackems
03/16/22 1:18:22 AM
#341:


@MabusIncarnate @Harpie @Johnny_Nutcase anyone wanna try out smash and see how our internet does?

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Machete
03/16/22 1:19:21 AM
#342:


339 and 340 yeah all of the above.

some people fucked up and lost. Some people had left already and were doing auto-ante/blind and they were eliminated absently (and some actively fucked up and lost too)

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MabusIncarnate
03/16/22 1:20:07 AM
#343:


Yeah i'll try it if you wanna

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Smackems
03/16/22 1:21:25 AM
#344:


MabusIncarnate posted...
Yeah i'll try it if you wanna
How you wanna do it? Just us vs or on a team vs CPU? Doesn't matter to me. I won't play my main. Been a while since I played too though so I may be rusty as fuck anyway

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AirFresh
03/16/22 1:21:40 AM
#345:


I'll Smash with you guys but let me kill this fucking nerd in Elden Ring first he's kicking my fucking ass

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Harpie
03/16/22 1:21:41 AM
#346:


I can play a round or two, then I gotta get back to school stuff

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AirFresh
03/16/22 1:23:02 AM
#347:


https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/2/4/AAbwL_AADCJY.jpg

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Harpie
03/16/22 1:23:45 AM
#348:


https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/2/5/AAclepAADCJZ.jpg
oh yeah also this, I completely destroyed Johnny in Party and it was glorious

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AirFresh
03/16/22 1:23:47 AM
#349:


Fuck it let's Smash

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Smackems
03/16/22 1:24:14 AM
#350:


AirFresh posted...
I'll Smash with you guys but let me kill this fucking nerd in Elden Ring first he's kicking my fucking ass
Shoot me your friend code thingy. I assume I have to have that

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Machete
03/16/22 1:24:36 AM
#351:


got all-in when I was pressing with 3 of a kind and another player had a weak pair and thought they were in good shape. 4th/6 now >_>

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