Poll of the Day > Tomorrow is my 20th anniversary with a big dumb gorilla

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Notschmendrake 03/13/22 3:43:23 PM #1:	Not an actual gorilla, just stupid and large and stupid. Dated for 7 years to the day before we wed, and we will have been married for 13 years. Where does the time go? Men kinda suck most of the time. Maybe the y chromosome is just an incomplete x chromosome and maybe that has something to do with it? Whatever. My husband gave me a daughter, and he makes available the only useful part of his body when I need it, so I suppose I will continue to tolerate his presence for a while longer yet. Love is in the air, and I think i will be enjoying that useful part a little bit extra tomorrow morning. <cite>Notschmendrake posted [p:963414602] in Tomorrow i... [t:79941116]...</cite> <quote>Not an actual gorilla, just stupid and large and stupid. Dated for 7 years to the day before we wed, and we will have been married for 13 years. Where does the time go? Men kinda suck most of the time. Maybe the y chromosome is just an incomplete x chromosome and maybe that has something to do with it? Whatever. My husband gave me a daughter, and he makes available the only useful part of his body when I need it, so I suppose I will continue to tolerate his presence for a while longer yet. Love is in the air, and I think i will be enjoying that useful part a little bit extra tomorrow morning. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mensis 03/13/22 3:52:51 PM #2:	Tits out for Harambe --- Stupid Pervert Guy <cite>Mensis posted [p:963414816] in Tomorrow i... [t:79941116]...</cite> <quote>Tits out for Harambe </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Blightzkrieg 03/13/22 4:09:45 PM #3:	This is a convincing imitation of female posters, truly stunning. It's like watching a chameleon transform into a koala --- http://i.imgur.com/1XbPahR.png <cite>Blightzkrieg posted [p:963415252] in Tomorrow i... [t:79941116]...</cite> <quote>This is a convincing imitation of female posters, truly stunning. It's like watching a chameleon transform into a koala </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Notschmendrake 03/13/22 4:23:32 PM #4:	Mensis posted... Tits out for Harambe I dont see anyone topping that. You're pretty clever. <cite>Notschmendrake posted [p:963415584] in Tomorrow i... [t:79941116]...</cite> <quote>Mensis posted... </cite> <quote>Tits out for Harambe</quote> I dont see anyone topping that. You're pretty clever. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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