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Cookie Bag
03/14/22 9:48:47 PM
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Instant $500000 or being able to at will explode any phone in your vicinity of someone playing loud stupid shit without wearing headphones

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gunplagirl
03/14/22 9:49:51 PM
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How bad is the explosion, like can I make it super damaging but only within the 3 inches immediately surrounding the phone?

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Dingydang166
03/14/22 9:50:58 PM
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I can ONLY destroy phones if they are playing something loud on it? Can I not explode the phone if someone is just talking loudly on it? Or just explode a phone because I feel like it?

Money ez choice. Phone explode power would be dope without restrictions though.
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Bokothechoco2
03/14/22 9:51:43 PM
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$500k, buy a shotgun. Now I have $499k and change, and I can shoot people's phones. Sure it's like a budget version of the superpower, but still worth it for the cash tbh.
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MabusIncarnate
03/14/22 9:52:17 PM
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Explode no, I don't want to hurt the morons, just make them feel bad for being obnoxious in public. Hope this applies to public speaker phone users too.

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Shotgunnova
03/14/22 9:54:16 PM
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Bestow $500K unto me, comrade.

If I was going to become a hitman who used my own phones to destroy stuff, maybe that'd have more appeal.

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nfearurspecimn
03/14/22 9:55:22 PM
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Bokothechoco2 posted...
$500k, buy a shotgun. Now I have $499k and change, and I can shoot people's phones. Sure it's like a budget version of the superpower, but still worth it for the cash tbh.
except you'd go to prison. with the power, no one would suspect you at all.

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Bokothechoco2
03/14/22 10:03:18 PM
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nfearurspecimn posted...
except you'd go to prison. with the power, no one would suspect you at all.
Naw, I'm pretty sure the shotgun would destroy the camera and the SSD too. They can't arrest me if there's no proof.
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WingsOfGood
03/14/22 10:06:37 PM
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rather be able to explode cars with loud engines or that are playing loud bass music that can be heard outside of the vehicle
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Kanaya413
03/14/22 10:06:56 PM
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Money
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TheOtherMike
03/14/22 10:08:14 PM
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Money. I don't even remember the last time I was around someone playing anything loud on their phone.
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WingsOfGood
03/14/22 10:13:27 PM
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TheOtherMike posted...
Money. I don't even remember the last time I was around someone playing anything loud on their phone.

Only time I experienced it was when this Mexican lady came into the Jiffy Lube lobby and started playing Marachi music.
So I popped out my phone and started watching random dumb videos at max and laughing hard. She stopped.

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Cookie Bag
03/14/22 10:15:13 PM
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For the sake of making it more appealing since i fucking hate people playing loud shit in public as if other people wanted to listen to the stupid tiktok shit they're playing super loud

The explosion does no damage to the owner or anyone nearby, it just destroys the phone instantly, and no one knows you caused that.

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BobanMarjanovic
03/14/22 10:19:35 PM
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I'll take the ability. Can it also apply to people talking on their Bluetooth in public?

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PMarth2002
03/14/22 10:23:57 PM
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Money. $500k is life changing for me, the ability isn't.

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Bokothechoco2
03/14/22 10:23:57 PM
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Cookie Bag posted...
For the sake of making it more appealing since i fucking hate people playing loud shit in public as if other people wanted to listen to the stupid tiktok shit they're playing super loud

The explosion does no damage to the owner or anyone nearby, it just destroys the phone instantly, and no one knows you caused that.
Still not cool enough. If I can control someone's phone at will to make it blast hentai instead, then maybe.
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Cocytus
03/14/22 10:24:29 PM
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  1. $500k


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WingsOfGood
03/14/22 10:26:38 PM
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Can you blow up TVs too?

So any Walmart just has their whole electronic section go boom?
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gunplagirl
03/14/22 10:52:11 PM
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Cookie Bag posted...
For the sake of making it more appealing since i fucking hate people playing loud shit in public as if other people wanted to listen to the stupid tiktok shit they're playing super loud

The explosion does no damage to the owner or anyone nearby, it just destroys the phone instantly, and no one knows you caused that.
Oh. Weak. Money it is.

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