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Nintendo_Porn 03/16/22 7:50:38 PM #1:	There, i said it! --- N.P.C.C. (Nintendo Porn Company Conspiracy) Truly Outrageous! The Truth Is Out There! http://i.imgur.com/dQqBtsL.gif http://i.imgur.com/pE4QiFK.jpg <cite>Nintendo_Porn posted [p:963507279] in You know w... [t:79945886]...</cite> <quote>There, i said it! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CE_gonna_CE 03/16/22 7:51:11 PM #2:	1 ply isnt good enough --- https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/1531-food-delivery-services-general <cite>CE_gonna_CE posted [p:963507292] in You know w... [t:79945886]...</cite> <quote>1 ply isnt good enough </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bananana 03/16/22 7:51:39 PM #3:	toilet paper to get a general clearing, then wet wipe, then one more toilet paper to dry master race --- http://error1355.com/ce/Bananana.html <cite>Bananana posted [p:963507306] in You know w... [t:79945886]...</cite> <quote>toilet paper to get a general clearing, then wet wipe, then one more toilet paper to dry master race </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DrizztLink 03/16/22 7:52:16 PM #4:	I use loofahs. Not my loofah, obviously, that'd be gross. --- http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://i.imgur.com/M8h2ATe.png https://i.imgur.com/6ezFwG1.png <cite>DrizztLink posted [p:963507330] in You know w... [t:79945886]...</cite> <quote>I use loofahs. Not my loofah, obviously, that'd be gross. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
angeleyes94 03/16/22 7:52:43 PM #5:	Bananana posted... wet wipe master race Whut you do wit all da dookie wet paper doe? --- You aren't even really reading my posts; you're just staring at your e-mail client and fondly reminiscing about that hobo you stabbed to death. :P <cite>angeleyes94 posted [p:963507344] in You know w... [t:79945886]...</cite> <quote>Bananana posted...</cite> <quote>wet wipe master race </quote> Whut you do wit all da dookie wet paper doe?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bananana 03/16/22 7:53:20 PM #6:	angeleyes94 posted... Whut you do wit all da dookie wet paper doe? flushable wet wipes --- http://error1355.com/ce/Bananana.html <cite>Bananana posted [p:963507367] in You know w... [t:79945886]...</cite> <quote>angeleyes94 posted... </cite> <quote>Whut you do wit all da dookie wet paper doe?</quote>flushable wet wipes </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Nintendo_Porn 03/16/22 8:04:19 PM #7:	I think i want a bidet... --- N.P.C.C. (Nintendo Porn Company Conspiracy) Truly Outrageous! The Truth Is Out There! http://i.imgur.com/dQqBtsL.gif http://i.imgur.com/pE4QiFK.jpg <cite>Nintendo_Porn posted [p:963507695] in You know w... [t:79945886]...</cite> <quote>I think i want a bidet... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Damn_Underscore 03/16/22 8:05:33 PM #8:	Imagine not having a bidet in 2022 --- The world, belongs to you. <cite>Damn_Underscore posted [p:963507731] in You know w... [t:79945886]...</cite> <quote>Imagine not having a bidet in 2022 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
angeleyes94 03/16/22 8:18:50 PM #9:	Bananana posted... flushable wet wipes Nah brah, dats a lie. You gun clog your toilet up real bad. --- You aren't even really reading my posts; you're just staring at your e-mail client and fondly reminiscing about that hobo you stabbed to death. :P <cite>angeleyes94 posted [p:963508106] in You know w... [t:79945886]...</cite> <quote>Bananana posted...</cite> <quote> flushable wet wipes </quote> Nah brah, dats a lie. You gun clog your toilet up real bad.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sictis 03/16/22 8:19:37 PM #10:	Yeah, it really needs to get its shit together --- who f***ing cares <cite>Sictis posted [p:963508128] in You know w... [t:79945886]...</cite> <quote>Yeah, it really needs to get its shit together </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mustachedmystic 03/16/22 8:44:48 PM #11:	I use paper towels as wet wipes, the soft cloth like ones. --- Vegy is a 30 year old man, who's pretending to be a 60 year old woman that likes to act like a 57 year old man that pretends to be a horny 16 year old boy. <cite>mustachedmystic posted [p:963508781] in You know w... [t:79945886]...</cite> <quote>I use paper towels as wet wipes, the soft cloth like ones. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
thronedfire2 03/16/22 8:46:58 PM #12:	Bananana posted... flushable wet wipes I've got bad news for you --- I could see you, but I couldn't hear you You were holding your hat in the breeze Turning away from me In this moment you were stolen... <cite>thronedfire2 posted [p:963508845] in You know w... [t:79945886]...</cite> <quote>Bananana posted... </cite> <quote>flushable wet wipes</quote> I've got bad news for you </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HylianFox 03/16/22 8:54:20 PM #13:	I always wash my ass after wiping, unless I'm not at home --- THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK Do not write in this space. <cite>HylianFox posted [p:963509026] in You know w... [t:79945886]...</cite> <quote>I always wash my ass after wiping, unless I'm not at home </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pogo_Marimo 03/16/22 9:00:03 PM #14:	That's why I don't use toilet paper, I use toilet scissors, because scissors beat paper. --- 'Cause you know that I have no fear, ain't gonna walk into the river and disappear. I'm gonna be a powerful man. Red blood running down the broken sand. <cite>Pogo_Marimo posted [p:963509202] in You know w... [t:79945886]...</cite> <quote>That's why I don't use toilet paper, I use toilet scissors, because scissors beat paper. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
angeleyes94 03/16/22 9:02:59 PM #15:	thronedfire2 posted... I've got bad news for you Dis goin happen breh. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Vdd4rBlsj2o --- You aren't even really reading my posts; you're just staring at your e-mail client and fondly reminiscing about that hobo you stabbed to death. :P <cite>angeleyes94 posted [p:963509287] in You know w... [t:79945886]...</cite> <quote>thronedfire2 posted...</cite> <quote> I've got bad news for you </quote> Dis goin happen breh. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Vdd4rBlsj2o</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kobe Bryant 03/16/22 9:05:21 PM #16:	If you dont want to use wipes, just wet the toilet paper at the sink....do most people really not know this? Were most people really just using dry TP to wipe their crack with that mushy, pooped up ass hair. This is actually revelatory to me. --- Kobe > LeBron. It's only internet stat nerds who think Lebron is better. Watch the games and stop calculating Lebron's PER with your wristwatch calculator. <cite>Kobe Bryant posted [p:963509362] in You know w... [t:79945886]...</cite> <quote>If you dont want to use wipes, just wet the toilet paper at the sink....do most people really not know this? Were most people really just using dry TP to wipe their crack with that mushy, pooped up ass hair. This is actually revelatory to me. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mustachedmystic 03/16/22 9:10:46 PM #17:	Kobe Bryant posted... If you dont want to use wipes, just wet the toilet paper at the sink....do most people really not know this? Were most people really just using dry TP to wipe their crack with that mushy, pooped up ass hair. This is actually revelatory to me. Toilet paper falls apart the moment it gets wet, thats why I use paper towels. And, Ive been using them for over 20 years, and I havent logged my plumbing once. --- Vegy is a 30 year old man, who's pretending to be a 60 year old woman that likes to act like a 57 year old man that pretends to be a horny 16 year old boy. <cite>mustachedmystic posted [p:963509507] in You know w... [t:79945886]...</cite> <quote>Kobe Bryant posted... </cite> <quote>If you dont want to use wipes, just wet the toilet paper at the sink....do most people really not know this? Were most people really just using dry TP to wipe their crack with that mushy, pooped up ass hair. This is actually revelatory to me.</quote>Toilet paper falls apart the moment it gets wet, thats why I use paper towels. And, Ive been using them for over 20 years, and I havent logged my plumbing once. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bananana 03/16/22 9:56:39 PM #18:	thronedfire2 posted... I've got bad news for you im years in and not a clogged toilet to be seen --- http://error1355.com/ce/Bananana.html <cite>Bananana posted [p:963510767] in You know w... [t:79945886]...</cite> <quote>thronedfire2 posted... </cite> <quote>I've got bad news for you</quote>im years in and not a clogged toilet to be seen </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
thronedfire2 03/16/22 10:01:53 PM #19:	Bananana posted... im years in and not a clogged toilet to be seen its not the toilet they ruin its the whole septic system --- I could see you, but I couldn't hear you You were holding your hat in the breeze Turning away from me In this moment you were stolen... <cite>thronedfire2 posted [p:963510917] in You know w... [t:79945886]...</cite> <quote>Bananana posted... </cite> <quote>im years in and not a clogged toilet to be seen</quote> its not the toilet they ruin its the whole septic system </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Nintendo_Porn 03/16/22 10:23:31 PM #20:	Oh, and in case someone doesn't know this...Err...Try spreading your cheeks before going, and things will be way less messy. A life saver at rest rooms. --- N.P.C.C. (Nintendo Porn Company Conspiracy) Truly Outrageous! The Truth Is Out There! http://i.imgur.com/dQqBtsL.gif http://i.imgur.com/pE4QiFK.jpg <cite>Nintendo_Porn posted [p:963511591] in You know w... [t:79945886]...</cite> <quote>Oh, and in case someone doesn't know this...Err...Try spreading your cheeks before going, and things will be way less messy. A life saver at rest rooms. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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JlM 03/16/22 10:47:30 PM #23:	My bidet is one of the best purchases I ever made. Now it feels barbaric without it. --- I guess I'm something of a ne'er do well. Pittsburgh <cite>JlM posted [p:963512256] in You know w... [t:79945886]...</cite> <quote>My bidet is one of the best purchases I ever made. Now it feels barbaric without it. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kobe Bryant 03/17/22 12:51:11 AM #25:	mustachedmystic posted... Toilet paper falls apart the moment it gets wet, thats why I use paper towels. Lmao bro just wet the tp accordingly to the level where the TP doesnt fall apart --- Kobe > LeBron. It's only internet stat nerds who think Lebron is better. Watch the games and stop calculating Lebron's PER with your wristwatch calculator. <cite>Kobe Bryant posted [p:963515421] in You know w... [t:79945886]...</cite> <quote>mustachedmystic posted... </cite> <quote>Toilet paper falls apart the moment it gets wet, thats why I use paper towels. </quote> Lmao bro just wet the tp accordingly to the level where the TP doesnt fall apart </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mustachedmystic 03/17/22 7:20:59 AM #26:	Kobe Bryant posted... Lmao bro just wet the tp accordingly to the level where the TP doesnt fall apart ecen if you barely wet it, it still isnt strong enough to do the job, and leaves bits of tp behind. --- Vegy is a 30 year old man, who's pretending to be a 60 year old woman that likes to act like a 57 year old man that pretends to be a horny 16 year old boy. <cite>mustachedmystic posted [p:963520084] in You know w... [t:79945886]...</cite> <quote>Kobe Bryant posted... </cite> <quote>Lmao bro just wet the tp accordingly to the level where the TP doesnt fall apart</quote> ecen if you barely wet it, it still isnt strong enough to do the job, and leaves bits of tp behind. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Master_Bass 03/17/22 10:55:22 AM #29:	Right, I'll never understand why Americans think toilet paper alone is enough. Bidets make life so much easier and cleaner. Also makes using some soap viable so you can actually get clean. --- Many Bothans died to bring you this post. <cite>Master_Bass posted [p:963523827] in You know w... [t:79945886]...</cite> <quote>Right, I'll never understand why Americans think toilet paper alone is enough. Bidets make life so much easier and cleaner. Also makes using some soap viable so you can actually get clean. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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angeleyes94 03/17/22 11:17:47 AM #31:	Nintendo_Porn posted... Oh, and in case someone doesn't know this...Err...Try spreading your cheeks before going, and things will be way less messy. A life saver at rest rooms. It's better to squat on the toilet ring knees raised in the air, very aero dynamic and just as nature intended. The toilet should just be a hole you squat over. --- You aren't even really reading my posts; you're just staring at your e-mail client and fondly reminiscing about that hobo you stabbed to death. :P <cite>angeleyes94 posted [p:963524343] in You know w... [t:79945886]...</cite> <quote>Nintendo_Porn posted...</cite> <quote>Oh, and in case someone doesn't know this...Err...Try spreading your cheeks before going, and things will be way less messy. A life saver at rest rooms. </quote> It's better to squat on the toilet ring knees raised in the air, very aero dynamic and just as nature intended. The toilet should just be a hole you squat over.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SuperShake666 03/17/22 11:22:14 AM #32:	Get a bidet toiletseat you fucking animals. --- "Look, if I was good at math, I wouldn't be on CE at 2:00 the morning clicking on topics about porn stars ****ing horses." - May 2017, Dash_Harber <cite>SuperShake666 posted [p:963524455] in You know w... [t:79945886]...</cite> <quote>Get a bidet toiletseat you fucking animals. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ryven 03/17/22 11:23:30 AM #33:	Guys, relax. The three seashells will replace everything soon. --- 'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.' 'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.' <cite>Ryven posted [p:963524487] in You know w... [t:79945886]...</cite> <quote>Guys, relax. The three seashells will replace everything soon. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PoopPotato 03/17/22 12:02:38 PM #34:	Everyone using all these extra steps just to avoid having a jet of water properly clean their butt holes. Get a bidet, it's fantastic. --- http://i.minus.com/i5EWBMXTN4ERv.gif <cite>PoopPotato posted [p:963525484] in You know w... [t:79945886]...</cite> <quote>Everyone using all these extra steps just to avoid having a jet of water properly clean their butt holes. Get a bidet, it's fantastic. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MC_BatCommander 03/17/22 12:04:00 PM #35:	Get a bidet, it's a game changer. --- The Legend is True! <cite>MC_BatCommander posted [p:963525530] in You know w... [t:79945886]...</cite> <quote>Get a bidet, it's a game changer. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NoMeLx22x 03/17/22 12:07:41 PM #36:	Number 1. Get a bidet. Number 2. Is it 2022 and people still actually believe that flushable wet wipes are actually flushable and dont fuck up your septic system? --- Sigs are for losers. <cite>NoMeLx22x posted [p:963525634] in You know w... [t:79945886]...</cite> <quote>Number 1. Get a bidet. Number 2. Is it 2022 and people still actually believe that flushable wet wipes are actually flushable and dont fuck up your septic system? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Scorsese2002 03/17/22 12:10:13 PM #37:	Bananana posted... flushable wet wipes No, even flushable wet wipes are bad for your plumbing --- https://www.twitch.tv/dtake86 <cite>Scorsese2002 posted [p:963525704] in You know w... [t:79945886]...</cite> <quote>Bananana posted...</cite> <quote> flushable wet wipes </quote> No, even flushable wet wipes are bad for your plumbing</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Guerrilla Soldier 03/17/22 12:52:00 PM #38:	can you believe it's the future and the best answer we have is something that just shoots water into your asshole? lol technology can be way better than that. but who cares, we've got NFTs! --- Disclaimer: There's a good chance the above post could be sarcasm. Die-hard Oakland A's fan --- Keep the A's in Oakland! <cite>Guerrilla Soldier posted [p:963526806] in You know w... [t:79945886]...</cite> <quote>can you believe it's the future and the best answer we have is something that just shoots water into your asshole? lol technology can be way better than that. but who cares, we've got NFTs! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
crazygamer21 03/17/22 1:08:51 PM #39:	Bidet masterrace. One of the best things I ever bought. --- https://rateyourmusic.com/~peekingpanda <cite>crazygamer21 posted [p:963527248] in You know w... [t:79945886]...</cite> <quote>Bidet masterrace. One of the best things I ever bought. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
A5modeu5 03/17/22 1:18:16 PM #40:	Do you guys not have toilet brushes? --- --- http://backloggery.com/a5modeu5/sig.gif <cite>A5modeu5 posted [p:963527486] in You know w... [t:79945886]...</cite> <quote>Do you guys not have toilet brushes? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
eston 03/17/22 1:23:31 PM #41:	A bidet is nice for when you're at home, but when I go out in public I always make sure to bring a dwarf with a squirt gun --- http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i215/estonc/grizzly_bear_chairs_2.jpg http://i.imgur.com/8kjZU.jpg <cite>eston posted [p:963527635] in You know w... [t:79945886]...</cite> <quote>A bidet is nice for when you're at home, but when I go out in public I always make sure to bring a dwarf with a squirt gun </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TwoDoorPC 03/17/22 7:28:24 PM #42:	i don't use toiler paper. i have one of those french things that shoots water up your butt. --- This post is brought to you by ExpressVPN <cite>TwoDoorPC posted [p:963537816] in You know w... [t:79945886]...</cite> <quote>i don't use toiler paper. i have one of those french things that shoots water up your butt. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mustachedmystic 03/17/22 7:45:39 PM #43:	TwoDoorPC posted... i don't use toiler paper. i have one of those french things that shoots water up your butt. You have a dwarf with a squirt gun? Awesome! --- Vegy is a 30 year old man, who's pretending to be a 60 year old woman that likes to act like a 57 year old man that pretends to be a horny 16 year old boy. <cite>mustachedmystic posted [p:963538387] in You know w... [t:79945886]...</cite> <quote>TwoDoorPC posted... </cite> <quote>i don't use toiler paper. i have one of those french things that shoots water up your butt.</quote>You have a dwarf with a squirt gun? Awesome! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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