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SavageGlum100
03/19/22 4:03:42 PM
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FUN FACT: Nintendo owns the rights to the Ron Jeremy Super Mario Bros. PORNOS.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/9/5/AAdZtZAADC67.jpg
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/9/6/AAdZtZAADC68.jpg

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/9/7/AAdZtZAADC69.jpg
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/9/8/AAdZtZAADC6-.jpg

If you ever see the film...
I highly recommend watching it while listening to this song in the background:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65uNCLBTje0
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MrMallard
03/19/22 4:06:02 PM
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https://youtu.be/G66PZp0Hh5o

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voldothegr8
03/19/22 4:10:12 PM
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He's packing a mega mushroom

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Questionmarktarius
03/19/22 4:12:39 PM
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Strange how a quick google search can get me to pirated copies of every Nintendo game ever made, yet the Mario porno is completely missing from the internet.

...maybe I should try bing instead?
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Irony
03/19/22 4:13:41 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
Strange how a quick google search can get me to pirated copies of every Nintendo game ever made, yet the Mario porno is completely missing from the internet.

...maybe I should try bing instead?
What? I found it pretty easily

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Questionmarktarius
03/19/22 4:16:59 PM
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Irony posted...
What? I found it pretty easily
The internet sucks now anyway.
"Google, give me [thing]"
"Okay, here's a hundred articles about [thing], thousands of blog and forum posts about [thing], several dozen reaction videos about [thing], and a fuckton of shady spamsites about [thing] that don't acually have [thing], but no links to the actual [thing]"
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Damn_Underscore
03/19/22 4:21:34 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8M8I2SYEiA

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Unsuprised_Pika
03/19/22 4:21:42 PM
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When they have their next Wii U or virtual boy they will release their to remain profitable
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Shotgunnova
03/19/22 4:24:54 PM
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Damn_Underscore posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8M8I2SYEiA
lmao

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BeyondWalls
03/19/22 4:27:29 PM
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Fun fact: Nintendo may actually NOT own the rom to the arcade version of Donkey Kong.

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SavageGlum100
03/19/22 4:30:20 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
The internet sucks now anyway.
"Google, give me [thing]"
"Okay, here's a hundred articles about [thing], thousands of blog and forum posts about [thing], several dozen reaction videos about [thing], and a fuckton of shady spamsites about [thing] that don't acually have [thing], but no links to the actual [thing]"

I agree that search results are terrible these days... especially when using Google and Google throws out a random spoiler in the search results when searching for info on a video game or movie (that fucking sucks).
Also...
There are TWO Super Hornio (not Mario, Hornio) films.
Super Hornio Brothers and Super Hornio 2 (too bad Nintendo killed off the series, I would have loved to have seen a Super Hornio Bros. 3 or a Super Hornio World or Super Hornio Galaxy or Super Hornio Odyssey. LOL).

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/9/6/AAdZtZAADC68.jpg

They can be found digitally on a certain website (I'm NOT allowed to mention the name) dedicated exclusively to pre-2000's porn films.
Trying to find a physical VHS copy of these films is a different story (it's incredibly difficult to get and if you do find them, expect a bidding war to begin where the auction gets insane and expect prices to hit way above $1,000. There are some very die hard Mario fans that want physical copies of these films by any means necessary).
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kingdrake2
03/19/22 5:22:59 PM
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SavageGlum100 posted...
They can be found digitally on a certain website (I'm NOT allowed to mention the name) dedicated exclusively to pre-2000's porn films.


it's for the good of humanity. if nintendo found out the site they would have to remove the porn :(.

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YellowSUV
03/19/22 5:34:48 PM
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Mario once meet Elvira somehow:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GwTTSwu7VHU

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JuanCarlos1
03/19/22 5:38:31 PM
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That is crazy mm.but something Nintendo would do

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AwesomeFawful
03/19/22 5:42:02 PM
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I forgot about this lmfao

That has got to be the funniest fucking thing that Nintendo owns.

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Strider102
03/19/22 5:44:13 PM
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And yet Nintendo is stupid. They're sitting on a gold mine with no will to do what is right.

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Questionmarktarius
03/19/22 5:54:49 PM
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Strider102 posted...
They're sitting on a gold mine with no will to do what is right.
Nobody pays for porn anymore.
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CaptainStrong
03/20/22 2:33:17 AM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
Nobody pays for porn anymore.
If Nintendo can get people to pay $60 (+$20 DLC) for 5 year old games, I'm sure they can get people to pay for the elusive Mario porno films.
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Questionmarktarius
03/20/22 2:35:19 AM
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If Nintendo puts access to Super Hornio Brothers on NSO, maybe I;ll consider it.
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