Current Events > 314th poster gets a $50 gift card to Applebee's

(+) Yeah! (+)

Got my refund, and I feel it's time to give back.

So this is a punishment thing.

Mods lock this topic it's a threat

gunplagirl posted...

Mods lock this topic it's a threat

What are you talking about

Applebee's is more than just a restaurant, it's an experience

When you step through the door of the restaurant your first time, you are transported into a world unlike any other. The low light of the restaurant casts shadows on the knick-knacks adorning the walls, and the translucent hum of the various screens through the restaurant create a sort of ethereal presence in the restaurant.
Right off the bat, you know you are in for a dining experience like no other.
"Welcome to Applebees!" a cheerful host says to you. "How many are in your party?" You hold up two fingers. "Right this way!" She responds. As you walk to your table, you wonder how she can deal with so many customers, yet remain so chipper, but shrug it off as another wonderful mystery caused by the splendor of Applebees.
The waitress takes your drink order and for a moment, your head is spinning. Do you want a soda? Do you want iced tea? You look at the drink menu and you see a litany of alcohol beverages you have only dreamed about - Bud Light, Coors Light, Miller Light...
The waitress offers a helpful suggestion of an Oreo Shake, and you say that sounds great. She asks if you'd like a round of water for the table as well. You smile. This is the kind of attention to detail that you expect from Michelin Star rated restaurants, not a Neighborhood Bar & Grill!
As the waitress goes to fetch your shake, you peruse the menu. The pages are jam-packed with the names of delicacies that you can only imagine. Fiesta Lime Chicken? Shrimp N' Parmesan Sirloin? You shift in your seat; you suddenly feel very self-aware that you do not belong in this restaurant. Your palatte does not feel sophisticated enough for these cuisines, and you worry that you will not do these delicacies justice when you enjoy them.
Just at this moment, the waitress comes to your table and all your fears are dissuaded. You order the Chicken Tenders Platter (a local favorite). You take a sip from your Oreo Shake and breath a sigh of relief as liquified Oreos slide down your throat. You lean back in your booth and relax.
Suddenly, you hear a chorus of heavenly voices rise from behind you. You turn around to see all of the Applebees wait staff coming towards you, singing and clapping their hands. "Happy happy birthday, from Applebees to you," they cheer. "We wish it was our birthday, so we could party too, hey!"
As soon as they arrived, the employees scatter, leaving you to dwell on the beauty of it all; the fact that Applebees treats you with such precise, special attention, the five-star cuisine, the exotic decor, and the fact that the wait staff is so eager to share in your special moments with you.

...did you make this topic as an excuse to post that

In b4 the welch

Make it T.G.I. Fridays and I would actually be interested, their jack daniels ribs and some or their burgers are pretty good.

My girl and I went there once before a movie cause it was empty. Got treated like crap. I ordered a steak and she got a salad but the waitress didn't bring any silverware and when we asked for some she got all mad at us for it. Maybe racism from her against an interracial relationship?

Guys... it's a $50 gift card to Applebee's. Why are we still at only 11 posts?!?

Woo

topic won't even make it to 100 posts

PiOverlord posted...

Guys... it's a $50 gift card to Applebee's. Why are we still at only 11 posts?!?

Seriously. That's like three meals.

We seriously need to get this up there. Cmon

Pathetic

i for one welcome our new apple bee overlords

Yes

My wife and I occasionally order Applebees to-go for our at-home movie date nights so tagging so I can post later and claim victory

We may not get rich with stocks

But someone WILL become richer with $50 in Applebees Bucks

you can all give up it's gonna be me and all the onion crisps i can eat

bump for Apple's having sex with bees.

Oh boy I could take Grandma there

I'm gonna win this.

do they stil have the steak and shrimp with garlic parmesan whatever

I'll contribute to this topic, if only on the grounds that my parents eat at Applebee's occasionally and this would make a good mother's day or father's day gift, depending on how many weeks it takes for this topic to get that far

Only like almost 300 more posts to go

i love it. i take my kid there every few weeks

In

Huh.

Yes

Like 1/10 of the way there

Posting now to avoid potentially "winning"

Aren't you one of the two originators of the term "a lovefisting PiOL"?

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/3/9/AAbwL_AAB7FL.jpg

i can't justify buying an absurdly unhealthy dessert

but i can if it's free

Robot2600 posted...

you can all give up it's gonna be me and all the onion crisps i can eat

Not if I fill up on those Garlic Parm wings

It would be nice

Finally, some posting.

guys wtf hurry up or Im gonna miss happy hour appetizers

https://youtu.be/4qlCC1GOwFw

CapnMuffin posted...

guys wtf hurry up or Im gonna miss happy hour appetizers

Isn't happy hour dine-in only? Brave soul

You can all give up. That prize is mine.

Robot2600 posted...

You can all give up. That prize is mine.

Im cool with this development.

tag

It's free food bros

I guess nobody is eating good in the neighborhood today. Must be because half of CE is suspended.

Oh, well get there still.

Or not