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DanHaren2022
03/26/22 8:48:05 AM
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I took a few months off between undergrad and med school and I took a few months off between med school and residency.

Whats the most professional way to say I was jerking off and playing fifa all day?
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ThyCorndog
03/26/22 8:49:25 AM
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working on yourself

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uwa ej
03/26/22 8:49:34 AM
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Volunteer experience? If you literally did nothing, your didn't expect it to come back to haunt you?

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DespondentDeity
03/26/22 8:49:37 AM
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Just show them a picture of your face since you got that flat head landscape mode shit going on theyll know youre a god damn coomer

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Dakimakura
03/26/22 8:49:43 AM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/0/9/AAe_4aAABwNZ.jpg

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CinderLock
03/26/22 8:50:35 AM
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"Studied abroad"

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ThyCorndog
03/26/22 8:51:40 AM
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Traveled

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RobertDoback
03/26/22 8:53:58 AM
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What a pathetic gimmick.

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DanHaren2022
03/26/22 8:54:49 AM
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uwa ej posted...
Volunteer experience? If you literally did nothing, your didn't expect it to come back to haunt you?

Breh, I've been in medical training for 10 years. 3 months off to jerk off and get good at fifa is in no way gonna affect my employment. I could literally write "jerked off" and I'll still get hired.
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codey
03/26/22 8:57:49 AM
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Just write that you were applying for jobs, theyll understand. Three months is nothing really, it's not some unexplainable years long gap so I wouldn't think they'd care. They likely just need something on record for HR.

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Ar0ge
03/26/22 9:14:42 AM
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Why should it come back to haunt him?

Are people not allowed to have some time for themselves if they can afford it? Or are people really expected to work on something non stop just because?

I also fail to see how it's anyone's business what he does in his own time. He shouldn't have to answer that.
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IllegalAlien
03/26/22 9:21:55 AM
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Just say you were studying medical textbooks, if you're really a doctor do you need some moron on CE to tell you something so fucking simple?

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uwa ej
03/26/22 9:22:15 AM
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Ar0ge posted...
Why should it come back to haunt him?

Are people not allowed to have some time for themselves if they can afford it? Or are people really expected to work on something non stop just because?

I also fail to see how it's anyone's business what he does in his own time. He shouldn't have to answer that.
To many employers, it's a red flag. Employers want motivated people.

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DanHaren2022
03/26/22 9:36:46 AM
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I mean, the events happening in OP are real. But I'm impressed by the number of people who actually think I'm seriously asking the question and actually unsure of what to say. This board's sense of humor has absolutely gone down to shit over the last few years.
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The_Creep_2020
03/26/22 9:39:33 AM
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DanHaren2022 posted...
I mean, the events happening in OP are real. But I'm impressed by the number of people who actually think I'm seriously asking the question and actually unsure of what to say. This board's sense of humor has absolutely gone down to shit over the last few years.
It's more that there are some absolute ambulatory trashfires on here who would actually ask this question without tongue planted firmly in cheek.

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Irony
03/26/22 9:39:45 AM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/7/9/AAJHVqAADEW3.jpg

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divot1338
03/26/22 9:45:43 AM
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I never understood why people are so weird about gaps.

Do people not save money? Do people really have trouble finding work when theyre done with vacation?

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YookaLaylee
03/26/22 9:59:31 AM
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Tell them that you were helping to take care of a sick relative in between spending time helping orphan refugees learn to read

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XxKrazyChaosxX
03/26/22 10:01:41 AM
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Tell them you had some bad guacamole and you couldn't stop shitting for a few months.

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Prismsblade
03/26/22 10:01:47 AM
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Employment gaps are such a pain in the ass to ansew when filling out job applications. Like it's a sin to remain unemployed for to long. I understand it's important for certain fields as your knowledge and skills can diminish with time. But otherwise shouldn't ever be brought up.

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ThyCorndog
03/26/22 10:02:18 AM
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uwa ej posted...
To many employers, it's a red flag. Employers want motivated people.
Those are shit employers. I've had gaps many times and they ultimately didn't care

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Mormaurd
03/26/22 10:05:10 AM
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Physical and mental self care.

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