Current Events > I'll just cram these chicken breasts next to the Cheerios...

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I realized I have chicken at home already so I don't need these boneless chicken breasts I took from the meat fridge 10 minutes ago. I'll just stick them on a shelf in the cereal isle. Everyone needs a little salmonella with their Corn Flakes.

Am I a dick for not returning this chicken to the fridge? Far from it. In fact, I'm a little bit heroic for sticking it in with the cereal. It's the shelf stockers job to clean this shit up. Without me they'd be out of work.

Yeah, I'm an awesome person. Think I'll reward myself with some champagne.

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Joking if it's not obvious. Found a 1/2 gallon of milk in with the oatmeal this morning at Piggy Wiggley and I'm trying to get in the mind of the culprit.

Yeah, you should have put it back. If it gets warm it has to be composted.

My favorite part of Superstore is showing the customers for a few seconds doing some stupid shit. People probably see it and think it's exaggerated but anyone who has worked retail has seen it irl

Yeah, I hate when people do that. Like, why would you leave perishables out like that? Someone else could have bought that.

Tldr

Where are the pics

I'm pretty sure the reason Walmart removed the price-scanner things was the huge pile of merchandise each one instantly accumulated around it.