Current Events > You ever been hit real hard in the nuts?

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I need to see something

Was playing catch (baseball) with a friend's little brother when I was like 11-12. He ran right up to me and threw it as hard as he could as some sort of joke. It wasn't very funny. I was down for like 3 minutes trying to collect myself.

I have very small testicles so theyre extremely evasive.

Never hit hard
Much like the mighty moon shields the earth from asteroids, my dick shields my nuts from harm. With that, getting kicked in the dick is no picnic either but it's not worse than anywhere else.

Ring a bell. Long time ago.

Girl hit me once with a set of keys on the end of a lanyard. Swung it like a flail.
I pissed blood for a couple days.

Of all things it was a GBA game in a case. My little brother whipped it at me as a joke/to be a turd. I almost threw up and had to drag myself to my bed and laid there for like 15 minutes

yes.
that stomach feeling is something else

Yeah. I was at my friends house. His mom was in rehab. She called and when she heard ibwas there she wanted to talk to me cause I was always around so she considered me family. Woman was notorious for talking waaaay to long and often repeating herself. So when another friend of ours walked in she had considered family I told her. He was giving me don't fucking do it signals. I handed him the phone anyways he took it but as he took it he kicked me in the nuts.

I laid on the ground holding them but was laughing the whole time.

god yes and its always a bitch

Guys have to be alert with energetic sex partners who kick and fling their knees everywhere like it's a fucking soccer match. Taking a hit to the balls during sex is a super mood killer for 3 reasons: the nerve shock can virtually slice through his arousal (horniness instantly disappears), his equipment might need time to recover from the pain, and the ineffective apologetic attempts of comfort from a clumsy partner can actually kill the mood FURTHER. Plus you risk conditioning him to feel paranoid to have sex with you (BIG fucking mistake). Being a klutz during sex is not cute; it's equivalent to being terrible at it.

I was once kneed in the balls and immediately just flopped onto the floor and didnt move for like 10 minutes because so long as I didnt move, the pain was bearable.

bruh i think it changed something in me

like chemically induced ptsd