Current Events > If you knew that you will never get caught, would you take bribes?

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Sheiky-Baby
04/04/22 4:11:39 PM
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thronedfire2
04/04/22 4:13:44 PM
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like 100% never?

obviously

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Master Kazuya
04/04/22 4:16:15 PM
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I wouldn't ever believe that I would never get caught

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Slayer_22
04/04/22 4:17:24 PM
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averagejoel
04/04/22 4:18:15 PM
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it depends on what they're offering me, what they'll expect in return, and what the specifics of my position are

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Seaman_Prime
04/04/22 5:07:01 PM
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No i felt so bad that one time i accidentally shoplifted some gum because i forgot to take it outta my pocket lol
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ZeroV2
04/04/22 5:23:43 PM
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averagejoel posted...
it depends on what they're offering me, what they'll expect in return, and what the specifics of my position are
this, context is king

i'd take a bribe to get someone off a speeding ticket. a dui, not so much

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averagejoel
04/04/22 10:18:54 PM
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ZeroV2 posted...
this, context is king

i'd take a bribe to get someone off a speeding ticket. a dui, not so much
yeah. I'm also not in a position where I have any real authority, so the amount of harm I could even do by taking a bribe in the first place is... pretty small

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Pitlord_Special
04/04/22 10:36:38 PM
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No, I was a cable guy during a time before they went to all digital encrypted signals and would have people try to bribe me to hook up their line but I always turned it down.

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Tyranthraxus
04/04/22 10:46:35 PM
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Depends what for.

If someone wanted to pay me like $20 to look the other way while they shoplifted then sure idgaf & I'd probably get in trouble for trying to stop the shoplifting anyway.

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Guide
04/04/22 10:48:33 PM
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It depends on what the bribes are for, and what my role is to be taking them. I have no issue betraying people who won't actually suffer if I take a bribe, but I'm not gonna shit on, like, people who need food stamps.

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Umbreon
04/04/22 10:49:48 PM
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Depends on what you're bribing me for and how much.

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MedeaLysistrata
04/05/22 8:11:50 AM
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*takes the money*

I hear Grover Cleveland is getting two scoops no matter what... But you didn't hear it from me

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catboy2
04/05/22 8:12:25 AM
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no. I am an honor bound individual

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