Current Events > Spiders were trolling me yesterday

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When I woke up I caught a glimpse of a spider on my bedframe. He got away before I could catch him and I gave up looking.

A few hours later I was on my computer, and a different spider crawled down a web from my ceiling about a foot away from the side of my head just in the corner of my vision. He literally stopped at eye level. So he fuckin died.

Then a few hours after that the original spider dashes across my desk. He jumps onto the floor and escapes again. Then about 10 minutes later that fucker came down from the ceiling on a web too, almost in the same spot the other spider did except he went down onto my desk again so I trapped him in an overturned wendys cup and sprayed cleaner under it so he fuckin died too.

Eyeball spiders used to troll the shit out of me every day during warm/hot months for several years. (When I say eyeball spiders, that's just my nickname for them. It will make sense...). There is a stretch of sidewalk on my wprk walkong route. When I would be heading home in the evening, spoders would be active. On one side, there is a fence that is about eye level. On the other side, there are trees at regular intervals. Spiders would make these "tripwires" of web from the trees to the fence (or vice versa) and they were always face-level to me, often eye level, so as I walked by, I would clothesline myself on them and get webbing on my face that I cpuldn't even see on approach. It was really annoying after a while.