Current Events > It's scary how starved for female attention CE is.

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Sunhawk
04/13/22 10:54:13 AM
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That Harpie soft goth thing. I remember CE being like this years ago, with Cassie, Kassie, FlawlessLee and Aly, but I thought people on CE were better with women now (presumably due to people being older). But this is worrying. Do some of you really have NO contact with women in real life? Are things that bad?

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Baha05
04/13/22 10:55:25 AM
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Lets see how long this guy last

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Squall28
04/13/22 10:55:28 AM
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500 post for sunhawk soft goth

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eston
04/13/22 10:55:32 AM
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Bro you've spent the last several weeks bragging about fucking someone's grandma

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MC_BatCommander
04/13/22 10:55:36 AM
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Yeah I even saw one of them lying about fucking old women

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viewmaster_pi
04/13/22 10:55:44 AM
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Sunhawk posted...
Are things that bad?
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/6/7/AAQI3KAAAftL.jpg

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SSJ2GrimReaper
04/13/22 10:57:12 AM
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Squall28 posted...
500 post for sunhawk soft goth


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Heartomaton
04/13/22 10:58:13 AM
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MegaTech
04/13/22 11:00:00 AM
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Squall28 posted...
500 post for sunhawk soft goth


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bsp77
04/13/22 11:00:27 AM
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What was so bad about that? Nothing wrong with wanting to see a cute woman that people chat with here dressing up. Most guys were respectful about it.

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Veggeta_MAX
04/13/22 11:01:01 AM
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How do you feel about user pinky?

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im not 13
04/13/22 11:01:51 AM
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How's the gilf Snu?

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Sunhawk
04/13/22 11:03:32 AM
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She's a milf, not a gilf, and she's fine. Still good fun.

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eston
04/13/22 11:04:08 AM
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Does she take her teeth out for you

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gunplagirl
04/13/22 11:06:25 AM
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Squall28 posted...
500 post for sunhawk soft goth


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NeonOctopus
04/13/22 11:08:39 AM
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I choose to believe that Sunhawk is indeed a real life MILF Hunter

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Sunhawk
04/13/22 11:10:26 AM
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I think things ARE very bad for most of the guys on this board.

Especially Cyric.

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Flockaveli
04/13/22 11:11:32 AM
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Don't you make a topic every time a woman breathes in your direction?

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bsp77
04/13/22 11:43:01 AM
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Sunhawk posted...
I think things ARE very bad for most of the guys on this board.

Especially Cyric.
I do just fine, thank you. And I know of quite a few others as well.

And why pick on Cyric?

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Dakimakura
04/13/22 11:45:51 AM
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Pics of milfs/gilfs tc or U a virgin

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Turbam
04/13/22 11:51:03 AM
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Sunhawk is fucking grannies now?

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sauceje
04/13/22 12:00:43 PM
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Sunhawk thread

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AngelicRadiance
04/13/22 12:03:25 PM
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Turbam posted...
Sunhawk is fucking grannies now?
Oh yeah you were purged lol yeah the new Sunhawk lore is that he's sleeping with two women that're 50+

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PesticideDream
04/13/22 12:10:16 PM
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I've come to learn that this forum is pretty much nothing but simps.
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Veggeta_MAX
04/13/22 1:47:12 PM
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PesticideDream posted...
I've come to learn that this forum is pretty much nothing but simps.
Funny because if you ask a few CEgals here they'd tell you we're pretty sexist.

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The_Korey
04/13/22 1:59:34 PM
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Turbam posted...
Sunhawk is fucking grannies now?
AngelicRadiance posted...
Oh yeah you were purged lol yeah the new Sunhawk lore is that he's sleeping with two women that're 50+

And these started from stumbling into some sort of "meet the kougars" situation where a handful ranging from 50 to 76 were there just to meet him, exchange numbers, and try him out 1 by 1.

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KhlavicLanguage
04/13/22 2:01:00 PM
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yeah it's pretty sad. i think it says a lot that even mentioning having a gf or getting laid on this board will incite a ton of sneering, questioning, denial, belittling, etc. as if you're claiming to have won the lottery, rather than something that's actually extremely mundane for 99% of people >_>
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Old NoiseTank
04/13/22 2:02:44 PM
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lmao damn roasted.

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Harpie
04/13/22 2:07:04 PM
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Megatech also has a huge soft goth topic. Are cemen not starved for male attention too??

Or, alternatively, making ridiculous 500 topics and dressing up in a cosplay is a way to have fun for the whole community

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CelestialVoices
04/13/22 2:09:17 PM
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Sunhawk posted...
Aly

who

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DB_Insider
04/13/22 2:13:08 PM
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Harpie posted...
Megatech also has a huge soft goth topic. Are cemen not starved for male attention too??

Or, alternatively, making ridiculous 500 topics and dressing up in a cosplay is a way to have fun for the whole community
There has been a hot debate wether Harpie should be in soft goth or not.

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Kitt
04/13/22 2:17:11 PM
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Speaking of someone being starved for a female's attention...

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/3/5/AAaVaVAADIWb.jpg

Edit: Wow, that came out shitty...

https://i.ibb.co/HCHQPwG/A-Gallery-96.jpg

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FigureOfSpeech
04/13/22 2:18:48 PM
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Lol rekt

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Harpie
04/13/22 2:19:14 PM
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DB_Insider posted...
There has been a hot debate wether Harpie should be in soft goth or not.
but why

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Veggeta_MAX
04/13/22 2:21:01 PM
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Mean while I'm starved to have a female

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CultOfPcnality
04/13/22 2:27:20 PM
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I feel bad for nearly everyone here. Here I am sitting in my house with my kids playin Lost Ark, listening to CNN in the background. mountain dew in the cupholder, fresh off of work. Wife still at work waiting to come home to bounce all over this genetic jackhammer. Going to be eating some hot butter chicken with garlic naan for dinner living the life while we wait out the midwest thunderstorms.

And all you people are here trying to see foaming at the mouth to that attention seekin snowflake Harpie. And this grandma fucker.

Man this place is hot garbage. The mods just need to shut the fuck up. Sunhawk needs to shut the fuck up. Harpie just needs to shut the fuck up. Gunpla too, most annoying snowflake here.

Welp, I enjoyed my 3 days of no purg, see ya'll in 6 months. God fucking damn you people... JESUS CHRIST.

The fact my life is god damn wonderful and all ya'll are lonely as fuck gives me small signs of glee in my mid 30's heart.

Now all of you politely go shut the fuck up.

You better add a ! next to my fucking topic when I get suspended/warned or whatever the fuck like the true fucking hero you know I am.

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FigureOfSpeech
04/13/22 2:29:14 PM
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That was a stupid meltdown

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dioxxys
04/13/22 2:29:20 PM
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It's always been this bad in general and won't get better until we like legalize prostitution or have free sex female robots.

You think thirsting over a girl in such fun is the beginning? No lol. Just added a girl from Tinder and she immediately jumps into her prices for nudes, massages or fuck meetups. Another girl from a couple weeks ago I added on snap is not even that great looking 250 plus pounds and she's got only fans links up and stories about how guys are sending her free computer parts, and how she just managed to fund money for a 3DS.

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greyfox747
04/13/22 2:30:26 PM
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bsp77 posted...
I do just fine, thank you. And I know of quite a few others as well.

And why pick on Cyric?
Hes incredibly jealous that people like cyric more than him

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CultOfPcnality
04/13/22 2:31:09 PM
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FigureOfSpeech posted...
That was a stupid meltdown

Nobody had a fuckin meltdown. I'm sittin here calm as fuck. Took less than 2 minutes to type because I'm a fucking genius. So shut the fuck up. Politely, shut the fuck up.

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JimmyFraska
04/13/22 2:32:36 PM
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Having sex with old women is disgusting so I actually believe him
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MegaTech
04/13/22 2:32:58 PM
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CultOfPcnality posted...


You alright my dude?

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viewmaster_pi
04/13/22 2:33:33 PM
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MegaTech posted...
You alright my dude?
he's a fucking genius, he's more than alright

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FigureOfSpeech
04/13/22 2:33:45 PM
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Smaller meltdown, but still meltdown

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CultOfPcnality
04/13/22 2:33:56 PM
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MegaTech posted...
You alright my dude?

Wonderful. Only thing that could make this current day better is if I was 1400 to do all 3 phases of Argos before the update tonight.

Or if they opened a Waffle House near me.

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