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NeonOctopus
04/15/22 7:33:23 AM
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idk why it took so long >_>

AMA?

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Sictis
04/15/22 7:42:36 AM
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Well this is a topic

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Cheater87
04/15/22 7:47:32 AM
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Prune juice REALLY gets things flowing, 2 full glasses usually.

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NeonOctopus
04/15/22 7:49:39 AM
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2 meals a day usually >_> I had chicken last night and beef the night before

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Babidi123
04/15/22 7:53:09 AM
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Ive shat 3 times already today and its only 7am
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littlebro07
04/15/22 7:55:32 AM
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Ive spent the past three weeks constipated and its been making me vomit each morning. Finally saw a doctor on Tuesday and he has me taking Metamucil and Miralax daily to try and get me back on track.

The Metamucil fucking sucks, its these gross pills with a horrible aftertaste and I have to take 3-5 of them several times a day

But Im shitting as I type this and its the most relieving shit Ive had in nearly a month and I dont feel like puking yet

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Ivynn
04/15/22 7:56:33 AM
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Did you break the toilet?

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NeonOctopus
04/15/22 8:00:38 AM
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Ivynn posted...
Did you break the toilet?
lol nah. It honestly wasn't even that much >_>

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gunplagirl
04/15/22 8:02:02 AM
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NeonOctopus posted...
lol nah. It honestly wasn't even that much >_>
Then you probably didn't even get it all out in one go

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samurai bandit
04/15/22 11:37:18 AM
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How was the soup?

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SSJ2GrimReaper
04/15/22 11:41:10 AM
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do you post on ce while dropping massive logs

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WaterLink
04/15/22 11:49:36 AM
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That means your body's working at 100% efficiency. Your body is absorbing every single nutrient and it's not wasting a single thing

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spikethedevil
04/15/22 11:52:22 AM
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Sort out your diet or go to a Doctor.

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NeonOctopus
04/15/22 12:34:53 PM
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SSJ2GrimReaper posted...
do you post on ce while dropping massive logs
Sometimes >_>

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DarkRoast
04/15/22 12:40:02 PM
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The time has come and so have I
I'll laugh last, 'cause you're outta my thigh.
The damage done, the pain subsides
And I can see the bowl clear when I flush you goodbye

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NeonOctopus
04/15/22 12:40:17 PM
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lol

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DarkRoast
04/15/22 12:44:25 PM
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I'll never squat and I'll never strut,
You can tear the turd from my gut
Then you'll smell the cheese that I cut
I'll succeed as you breathe the stench from my butt


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