Current Events > I'm glad I'm circumcised >_> Uncut dicks look weird

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NeonOctopus
04/17/22 10:25:20 AM
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Whenever I see an uncut dick in porn, it looks weird and kinda sours the energy a bit >_>

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HylianFox
04/17/22 10:25:53 AM
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Dammit, now I'm hungry

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a-c-a-b
04/17/22 10:26:02 AM
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I love my purple helmet.

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BeautifulBlaze
04/17/22 10:29:29 AM
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Cope lolololol

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ThyCorndog
04/17/22 10:30:42 AM
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Learned recently that uncut dicks make mucus or something. Pretty gross, dudes. Glad I'm cut

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HylianFox
04/17/22 10:32:39 AM
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NeonOctopus posted...
No dick cheese for us!

But we have to deal with dryness and chafing, or else use plenty of lube

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DespondentDeity
04/17/22 10:33:32 AM
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ThyCorndog posted...
Learned recently that uncut dicks make mucus or something. Pretty gross, dudes. Glad I'm cut

well your skin produces waste cells and oils so if theres a place for those two things to catch youre gonna get smegma. Thats why stinky fat shit guys are like walking foreskins cuz theyre just fucking riddled with numerous crevasses for smegma to puddle in.

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Looked gf
04/17/22 10:33:37 AM
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Is this what dick amputees tell themselves...

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Ryven
04/17/22 10:34:32 AM
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This is a hell of a topic for 8:30 in the morning.

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NeonOctopus
04/17/22 10:34:45 AM
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DespondentDeity posted...
well your skin produces waste cells and oils so if theres a place for those two things to catch youre gonna get smegma. Thats why stinky fat shit guys are like walking foreskins cuz theyre just fucking riddled with numerous crevasses for smegma to puddle in.


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pkmnlord
04/17/22 10:34:49 AM
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Alright Neon I can usually agree with you but this time you're crossing a territory you don't want to cross.

Keep your dick thoughts to yourself and stick to talking about titties.

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NeonOctopus
04/17/22 10:34:57 AM
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Ryven posted...
This is a hell of a topic for 8:30 in the morning.
Happy Easter!

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NeonOctopus
04/17/22 10:35:47 AM
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pkmnlord posted...
Alright Neon I can usually agree with you but this time you're crossing a territory you don't want to cross.

Keep your dick thoughts to yourself and stick to talking about titties.
When you're neck deep in tits, sometimes you need some dick to cool yourself off, nah mean?

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Squall28
04/17/22 10:37:21 AM
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ThyCorndog posted...
Learned recently that uncut dicks make mucus or something. Pretty gross, dudes. Glad I'm cut

Cut dicks make it. You just regularly shed it everywhere while uncut guys clean it in the shower instead

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Cleo_II
04/17/22 10:37:58 AM
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But theyre fun
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EmbraceOfDeath
04/17/22 10:39:40 AM
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My dick is mutilated and makes sex less pleasurable but at least it doesn't look weird!

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NeonOctopus
04/17/22 10:41:59 AM
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EmbraceOfDeath posted...
My dick is mutilated and makes sex less pleasurable but at least it doesn't look weird!

Looked gf posted...
Is this what dick non-amputees tell themselves...


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AldousIsDead
04/17/22 10:42:51 AM
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I like my hat.

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ThyCorndog
04/17/22 10:47:32 AM
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EmbraceOfDeath posted...
makes sex less pleasurable
News to me, smegma lord

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Scintillant
04/17/22 10:53:32 AM
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uncut dicks are the best looking tbh, i just want to explore some foreskin like a cavern

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Sharashaska
04/17/22 11:15:03 AM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/8/8/AAc4wZAADJJQ.jpg

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theAteam
04/17/22 11:16:50 AM
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Ive had both (cut at 17) and didnt notice a difference in pleasure

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Oderus Urungus
04/17/22 11:18:12 AM
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Spice must flow.
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Lonestar2000
04/17/22 11:19:44 AM
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You only get smegma if you don't bathe for days.

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NeonOctopus
04/17/22 11:20:26 AM
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theAteam posted...
Ive had both (cut at 17) and didnt notice a difference in pleasure
Cuz it's a lie made up by the uncut. There's no difference in pleasure

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NeonOctopus
04/17/22 1:35:24 PM
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Lonestar2000 posted...
You only get smegma if you don't bathe for days.
This is CE.......

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Irony
04/17/22 1:39:14 PM
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Mutilated dick topic

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BignutzisBack
04/17/22 1:40:26 PM
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Irony posted...
Mutilated dick topic


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DirkDiggles
04/17/22 1:42:30 PM
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LOL at these Anteaters in here.

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VandorLee
04/17/22 1:45:06 PM
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Its funny cause CE doesnt like to shower daily so they only clean their uncut junk every other day. Its so gross.

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Pogo_Marimo
04/17/22 1:52:38 PM
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I don't know how insecure and hateful you need to be to insult either side here. They both look and feel fine. Get over it. Neither is "superior" you fucking weirdos.

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Oubliettes
04/17/22 1:55:55 PM
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HylianFox posted...
But we have to deal with dryness and chafing, or else use plenty of lube

i have never had either of those problems in my entire life and i've never needed lube
tf wrong with yalls wangs?

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Zikten
04/17/22 2:03:58 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
Whenever I see an uncut dick in porn, it looks weird and kinda sours the energy a bit >_>

Funny that's how uncut people feel about cut

People are used to what they are used to. First time I saw a cut one in porn, I was very confused and thought the guy had some horrific disease
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ultimate reaver
04/17/22 2:05:36 PM
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Same tbh.

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Prestoff
04/17/22 2:12:41 PM
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Oubliettes posted...
i have never had either of those problems in my entire life and i've never needed lube
tf wrong with yalls wangs?

Yep, a lot of misinformation on both sides. I never had to lube in my life, but people thinking uncircumcised penis get smegma on regular basis are also misinformed. Frankly, I'm cut myself but that was because my parents were pressured by the nurses and doctors to get me cut as a baby. When you actually look at the facts, there's almost no reason anyone living in America needs to be circumcised as a baby. Any heatlh benefits gets thrown out the window because we have access to personal hygiene and water. The only benefit to circumcision is purely cosmetic and it should not be something done to baby's that cant consent.

It says a lot when America is the only first world country that actively practices baby circumcision.

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ZannoL
04/17/22 2:15:54 PM
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Sad to see childish, insecure men putting down other men.

All dicks are beautiful. End of story.
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Lost_All_Senses
04/17/22 2:17:23 PM
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They need a childrens book about how it's ok to have an uncircumcised dick.

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VandorLee
04/17/22 2:18:15 PM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]


Does not deny or correct statement

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VandorLee
04/17/22 2:21:30 PM
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I take at least one a day and have a beautifully cut dong.

Im sorry for your situation but youre not allergic to soap and water.

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JTilly
04/17/22 2:25:03 PM
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Thnk god no one mutilated my member when I had no control over it. Natural, just the way our creator intended it

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neccis
04/17/22 2:36:33 PM
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Looked gf posted...
Is this what dick amputees tell themselves...


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CoolMaskGuy
04/17/22 2:52:57 PM
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Honestly I don't care too much either way but if I actually got to choose I would've picked to be uncircumcised. Not really a fan of getting pieces of me cut off without my consent.
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JTilly
04/17/22 2:55:57 PM
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CoolMaskGuy posted...
Honestly I don't care too much either way but if I actually got to choose I would've picked to be uncircumcised. Not really a fan of getting pieces of me cut off without my consent.
Based king

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CoolMaskGuy
04/17/22 2:56:59 PM
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JTilly posted...
Based king

Seriously, I think of it like a "feature" I'm missing, lol.
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