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dioxxys
04/18/22 10:10:26 PM
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Is Margarita hot?


https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10725241/MI-parents-outraged-kindergartner-brings-bottle-Jose-Cuervo-kids-DRINK-it.html

Michigan parents are outraged after kindergartner brings bottles of Jose Cuervo margarita mix and several kids DRINK it at snack time because they thought it was juice

  • Five kindergartens were served Jose Cuervo margarita by another five-year-old, who later admitted she knew it was liquor on Thursday at Grand River Academy
  • Parents are outraged the students were able to drink the alcohol during snack time and are blaming the student's parents
  • 'The girl poured it in her cup and she drank it and the girl ended up telling her what it is,' parent Dominique Zanders said
  • The school told parents 'disciplinary measures' would be taken against the student, who brought in the single-serve bottles
  • All the students affected are reportedly doing fine


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Tyranthraxus
04/18/22 10:11:44 PM
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dioxxys posted...
Jose Cuervo margarita mix and several kids DRINK it at snack time because they thought it was juice

Margarita mix is juice tho.....

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MixedRaceBaby
04/18/22 10:11:45 PM
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heeeey time to turn up at nap time

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Mr_Karate_II
04/18/22 10:12:59 PM
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The parents of the kid who brought it should be at least fined. Also, why isn't this shit kept out of reach

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TheVipaGTS
04/18/22 10:14:42 PM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
Margarita mix is juice tho.....
Yea I was about to say. There isnt any alcohol in that. You mix it with tequila. Unless there is something else Im unaware of.

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gunplagirl
04/18/22 10:17:49 PM
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TheVipaGTS posted...
Yea I was about to say. There isnt any alcohol in that. You mix it with tequila. Unless there is something else Im unaware of.
The article shows there's pre mixed margarita drinks made by Jose Cuervo.

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Gamerguymass
04/18/22 10:18:27 PM
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TheVipaGTS posted...
Yea I was about to say. There isnt any alcohol in that. You mix it with tequila. Unless there is something else Im unaware of.

It was the ready to drink ones that are already pre-made. There was a picture in the article. It's only ten percent alcohol though.

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Questionmarktarius
04/18/22 10:20:51 PM
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Jimmy Buffett's granddaughter getting a head start, huh?
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gunplagirl
04/18/22 10:21:10 PM
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Gamerguymass posted...
It was the ready to drink ones that are already pre-made. There was a picture in the article. It's only ten percent alcohol though.
Only 10% for a little kid who weigh like 1/3rd that of most adults.

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TheVipaGTS
04/18/22 10:25:45 PM
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Ahhh I see.

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TheChariot4
04/19/22 12:19:44 AM
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Is it wrong to laugh?
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Flauros
04/19/22 12:22:36 AM
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That academy is ghetto as fuck. It used to be a farmer jacks at one point in time. Back in the before times. Now its flanked by a mexican restaurant and a white castle that never has mozz sticks.

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dioxxys
04/19/22 4:38:43 AM
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Flauros posted...
That academy is ghetto as fuck. It used to be a farmer jacks at one point in time. Back in the before times. Now its flanked by a mexican restaurant and a white castle that never has mozz sticks.
What really?
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spikethedevil
04/19/22 5:10:07 AM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/79988228

  • The school told parents 'disciplinary measures' would be taken against the student, who brought in the single-serve bottles


Is BS, the parents are to blame not the 3-4 year old.

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Spiritlittle
04/19/22 6:00:52 AM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

I'm a teacher.

All parents are shitty, from my experience.

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gunplagirl
04/19/22 8:04:09 AM
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spikethedevil posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/79988228

* The school told parents 'disciplinary measures' would be taken against the student, who brought in the single-serve bottles

Is BS, the parents are to blame not the 3-4 year old.
I mean the kid's now a liability so of course they'll move to expel the kid

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Flauros
04/19/22 8:06:10 AM
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dioxxys posted...
What really?
Really really. Ive gone there 20 times at least in the last 8 months and they only had cheese sticks for my baby like 4 times. It sucks because its the only thing open at 4am (except Duncan Dontnuts that is right next door, but they are slammed even at 4am).

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Dat_Cracka_Jax
04/19/22 8:08:57 AM
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Spiritlittle posted...
I'm a teacher.

All parents are shitty, from my experience.
Yes every single one without exception. I guess I should just start being awful to my kid's teachers if this is their attitude.

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RiKuToTheMiGhtY
04/19/22 8:18:06 AM
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That could have ended really badly for all those children especially due to their age and body weight.

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Spiritlittle
04/19/22 8:23:54 AM
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Dat_Cracka_Jax posted...
Yes every single one without exception. I guess I should just start being awful to my kid's teachers if this is their attitude.
We already are treated like shit, so nothing new if you did do that.

Guess what? I would just block your email/number and have no correspondence with you whatsoever and then have your kid removed from my class. I have that right as a teacher.

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JuanCarlos1
04/19/22 8:37:51 AM
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I would expect this from elementary school....but kindergarten? WUUUUT?! I wasnt even aware at the existence of alcohol...granted my parents didnt drink.

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Naysaspace
04/19/22 8:39:42 AM
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NGL i did the same when i was a kid, mistook "Mikes Hard Lemonade" for reagular lemonade. with labels like that (that are primarily to target barely-legal drinkers + young, primarily women, in their 20s) its easy for a kid to mistake it for a regular drink

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NeonOctopus
04/19/22 8:40:48 AM
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lol

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Dat_Cracka_Jax
04/19/22 1:02:20 PM
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Spiritlittle posted...
We already are treated like shit, so nothing new if you did do that.

Guess what? I would just block your email/number and have no correspondence with you whatsoever and then have your kid removed from my class. I have that right as a teacher.
You need a new profession

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Spiritlittle
04/19/22 1:08:22 PM
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Dat_Cracka_Jax posted...
You need a new profession
Agreed. But, can't find anything that pays me what I make now so...

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Scintillant
04/19/22 1:18:11 PM
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But what about the gays in the classroom what are we going to do about them (/s)

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Weezy_Tha_Don
04/19/22 1:21:23 PM
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Naysaspace posted...
NGL i did the same when i was a kid, mistook "Mikes Hard Lemonade" for reagular lemonade. with labels like that (that are primarily to target barely-legal drinkers + young, primarily women, in their 20s) its easy for a kid to mistake it for a regular drink

my super religious aunt did that one time lol. bought some mikes hard for my 4 cousins when they were in like elementary


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DirkDiggles
04/19/22 1:22:19 PM
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Shit, I was bringing full 6-packs to Kindergarten.

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Boombam99
04/19/22 1:28:50 PM
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Damn, those kindergartners are cool
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Guide
04/19/22 1:30:21 PM
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A hot margarita? What is this, Guantanamo?

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MacadamianNut3
04/19/22 1:31:19 PM
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Teacher should've drawn dicks on their foreheads after they passed out hell yeah

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Boombam99
04/19/22 1:35:34 PM
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dioxxys
04/19/22 2:35:58 PM
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Naysaspace posted...
NGL i did the same when i was a kid, mistook "Mikes Hard Lemonade" for reagular lemonade. with labels like that (that are primarily to target barely-legal drinkers + young, primarily women, in their 20s) its easy for a kid to mistake it for a regular drink
Thats the job of the parent to not make that accessible then.

Ive always loathed when adults want all adult products to look boring and lack color just because "kids might want it". Like imagine a world where this has come to fruition and the commericial is trying to sell you a black bottle that looks like rat poison.
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Tom Clark
04/19/22 2:40:52 PM
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Kid knows how to party.

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Lil_Bit83
04/19/22 5:37:09 PM
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Margherita mix is the juice, not the alcohol itself. You can totally make slushees n shit for people who can't or don't drink.

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Lil_Bit83
04/19/22 5:38:16 PM
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gunplagirl posted...
The article shows there's pre mixed margarita drinks made by Jose Cuervo.
Ohh okay. Nm then.

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Lil_Bit83
04/19/22 5:40:56 PM
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TheChariot4 posted...
Is it wrong to laugh?
I laughed at the title.


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FigureOfSpeech
04/19/22 5:50:43 PM
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It must be premixed margaritas, probably like 12% or so, so it would look like just the mixer at first glance and more than likely wouldn't be strong enough for a kid to realize it's not just juice from taste alone (another topic about it said something about one of the kids feeling weird and telling a teacher so they didn't realize what it was until then).

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Lil_Bit83
04/19/22 7:27:32 PM
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Anyway, it's up to the parents to leave that shit out of reach. This isn't some high schooler who spiked the punch bowl, just a little kid who didn't realize it was anything other then a tasty looking drink and wanted to share with their classmates. No need to punish the kid.

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Spiritlittle
04/19/22 8:39:33 PM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

This.

It was the pre-made Jose Cuervo Margaritas.

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Spiritlittle
04/19/22 8:41:06 PM
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Lil_Bit83 posted...
Anyway, it's up to the parents to leave that shit out of reach. This isn't some high schooler who spiked the punch bowl, just a little kid who didn't realize it was anything other then a tasty looking drink and wanted to share with their classmates. No need to punish the kid.
Incorrect.

The report says the child knew it was liquor. The child 100% deserves punishment, as do the parents for not locking their liquor cabinet with children in the house.

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LeoRavus
04/19/22 8:50:49 PM
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The parents probably didn't suspect their 5 year old was a wino who'd take their supply to school. My parents never had to keep their alcohol hidden

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geno_16
04/19/22 8:52:32 PM
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Am I the only one wondering where the teacher was during all this? How the fuck did a kid bring Jose Cuervo to school, pour it into dixie cups and serve it to several other kids without the teacher noticing?
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Lil_Bit83
04/19/22 9:43:52 PM
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geno_16 posted...
Am I the only one wondering where the teacher was during all this? How the fuck did a kid bring Jose Cuervo to school, pour it into dixie cups and serve it to several other kids without the teacher noticing?
Maybe the teach was getting a little sloshed too

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