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NeonOctopus
04/27/22 9:08:55 AM
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I worked this morning and this fat FUCK of a CEman worked overnight and left the ambulance a trash heap! There's used gloves all over the FUCKING floor and cup holder (!?), the trash bin is overflowing, there's literally 2 cervical collars that were just opened and left on the floor (probably because this fat FUCK doesn't know what the sizes mean and just used random ones until they fit like a FUCKING careless amateur smh), the back board has dried blood on it and wasn't cleaned, and there was no pads for the defibrillator >_> This CEman is a complete slob!

I bitched to my captain about it and he said it's a known problem with this guy and he's gonna relay it to this fat FUCK's officer at his spot. But I'm deconing this whole ambulance cuz who knows what this fat FUCK did with patients if he was so casual with dried blood on shit

This is a FUCKING topic, to some salad-dodging, crisco-bathing, lard-gargling fat FUCK!

FUCK!!

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Jiek_Fafn
04/27/22 9:13:19 AM
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There are collars for the cervix?

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gunplagirl
04/27/22 9:14:54 AM
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Jiek_Fafn posted...
There are collars for the cervix?
They're those neck brace things, basically.

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sauceje
04/27/22 9:15:02 AM
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Was it Vegy

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NeonOctopus
04/27/22 9:18:14 AM
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Jiek_Fafn posted...
There are collars for the cervix?
lol, they're for the cervical spine >_> The first 7 vertebrae in your neck

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Alteres
04/27/22 9:21:47 AM
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NeonOctopus posted...
lol, they're for the cervical spine >_> The first 7 vertebrae in your neck
Didnt you have to do this last week? (explain)

Also, god, I hope they give you every shot imaginable.

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NeonOctopus
04/27/22 9:24:33 AM
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Alteres posted...
Didnt you have to do this last week? (explain)

Also, god, I hope they give you every shot imaginable.
what?

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NeonOctopus
04/27/22 9:25:04 AM
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sauceje posted...
Was it Vegy
no way, vegy is a proper gentlemen! He would never do this!

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Alteres
04/27/22 9:27:34 AM
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I thought you just had to explain the cervical collar, someone did at least.

...and the shots were in regards to the blood and god knows what other bodily fluids you have to come into contact with, especially thinking about it being through the carelessness of others and not even something you would necessarily be aware of.

explaind enough?

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NeonOctopus
04/27/22 9:30:59 AM
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It wasn't me who explained it before lol

and I'm always careful with everything >_> I don't touch anything without my gloves and decon the equipment after a patient. I had an HIV scare and had to get tested for 6 months. It's a pain in the DICK to go through

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NeonOctopus
04/27/22 11:59:40 AM
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Fuck

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Poorly
04/27/22 12:03:12 PM
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U been fondling those breasts of ur coworkers for far too long neon

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The_Korey
04/27/22 12:03:25 PM
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Fat

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JimmyFraska
04/27/22 12:09:25 PM
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Tell them you're fucking done until they fire that fat fuck
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ElleRagu
04/27/22 12:12:02 PM
#15:


fucking fat FUCK

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Heartomaton
04/27/22 12:13:27 PM
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Look at some huge anime titties and calm down.

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SSJ2GrimReaper
04/27/22 12:20:11 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/2/1/AAZV24AADLQJ.jpg

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NeonOctopus
04/27/22 12:21:59 PM
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Heartomaton posted...
Look at some huge anime titties and calm down.
Why do you think my avatar is this? lol

SSJ2GrimReaper posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/2/1/AAZV24AADLQJ.jpg

Serenity now. Woosah. etc.

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Poorly
04/27/22 12:23:59 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
Why do you think my avatar is this? lol

Serenity now. Woosah. etc.
R u an Avatar the last boobs bender


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Heartomaton
04/27/22 12:24:14 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
Why do you think my avatar is this? lol

...because you're a horny bastard?

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NeonOctopus
04/27/22 12:58:45 PM
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That too

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IronChef_Kirby
04/27/22 1:47:49 PM
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God damn, I feel secondhand frustration from reading this. Im sorry, TC.

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NeonOctopus
04/27/22 5:47:27 PM
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It's cool

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AirFresh
04/27/22 5:48:17 PM
#24:


This is a fucking topic

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Poorly
04/27/22 5:49:36 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
It's cool
There's a milk stain all over your hands.

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ElleRagu
04/27/22 5:50:02 PM
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fucking FUCK

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AirFresh
04/27/22 6:06:39 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/3/1/AAZZemAAAjxj.jpg

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Shadowplay
04/27/22 6:10:35 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
It wasn't me who explained it before lol

and I'm always careful with everything >_> I don't touch anything without my gloves and decon the equipment after a patient. I had an HIV scare and had to get tested for 6 months. It's a pain in the DICK to go through
Was that related to a crazy homeless man with HIV touching you with blood all over his hands or am I thinking of someone else?

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NeonOctopus
04/27/22 6:31:35 PM
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uhhh that's probably someone else lol

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NeonOctopus
04/27/22 11:35:01 PM
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fuck fat

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Poorly
04/28/22 2:04:46 AM
#31:


NeonOctopus posted...
fuck fat
Don't fatshame me


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ThePrinceFish
04/28/22 2:09:28 AM
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this one time while playing football i got my brains mashed in

and they went through like 6 collars due to wrong sizing while i was overnighting at the hospital

and those fuckers charged us for every single one

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NeonOctopus
04/28/22 6:21:11 AM
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ThePrinceFish posted...
and those fuckers charged us for every single one
lol, that's so fucked up >_>

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Nightmare_Luna
04/28/22 6:49:24 AM
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damn

and to think i get annoyed when my clown ass assistant wont bring in more fuckin tortillas

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NeonOctopus
04/28/22 6:50:08 AM
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Nightmare_Luna posted...
and to think i get annoyed when my clown ass assistant wont bring in more fuckin tortillas
wait wut

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NeonOctopus
04/28/22 1:23:32 PM
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Boobs

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NeonOctopus
04/28/22 2:58:52 PM
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I'm glad a competent coworker worked last night >_> Today shit was good

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ElleRagu
04/28/22 4:06:20 PM
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good no fat fuck

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Shablagoo
04/28/22 4:09:56 PM
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What in the flying fuck? How do they still even have the job?

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NeonOctopus
04/28/22 4:15:21 PM
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Shablagoo posted...
What in the flying fuck? How do they still even have the job?
idk lol

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Nightmare_Luna
04/28/22 5:38:50 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
wait wut
we were out of tortillas so i told our night guy to bring some on the way in and he didnt

useless

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