Poll of the Day > A "real" conversation I heard at the sneaker store

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HornedLion
04/27/22 10:48:52 AM
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As Im walking through the parking lot I see these two dudes in their car, and it had that pure freshly roasted weed smell. They both looked like this guy:

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/6/5/AAckHXAADLPR.jpg

Anyway, while Im searching for new kicks, they walk into the store. The taller one proceeds to pull out his phone. Now, keep in mind its like 6:30pm. He loudly speaks into his phone, Yeah! I need $3,000 on Amazon and $2,000 on Apple. Then he goes, well, you shouldve done it earlier and then, Well, Im not the one thats bad at his job. And then he hangs up.

Its cringey af cause first, hes talking loudly for all the hear. Second, hes asking, what were suppose to assume is his broker, to buy Amazon & apple stocks but then tells him he shouldve done it sooner. How could he!? Is he also a mind reader!?

https://youtu.be/cNNqPmDi26A

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keyblader1985
04/27/22 11:07:06 AM
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Ugh. Those posers really like to give us stock market tycoons a bad name.

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Metalsonic66
04/28/22 12:00:40 AM
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This is why I buy shoes at Walmart

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wolfy42
04/28/22 1:05:37 AM
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First you can't buy stock at 6:30, second why would a broker even be answering after 5pm, 3rd they have apps for that now, most weed dudes just use the app, 4th were there any hot chicks around, this sounds like him trying to front for some chick.


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MICHALECOLE
04/28/22 3:50:18 AM
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tc are you a hot chick? That would answer a lot of questions
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HornedLion
04/28/22 7:20:48 AM
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wolfy42 posted...
First you can't buy stock at 6:30, second why would a broker even be answering after 5pm, 3rd they have apps for that now, most weed dudes just use the app, 4th were there any hot chicks around, this sounds like him trying to front for some chick.

All true. Good job. And also what I mentioned in the topic which was he asks the guy to do something AND then immediately reprimands him for not doing it sooner. Like .

Also, good theory on the hot chick because I thought the same and immediately looked around for one. But alas there was none. So he was just doing it for the regular folks around.

MICHALECOLE posted...
tc are you a hot chick? That would answer a lot of questions

I am not a hot ass chick.

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JixHedgehog
04/28/22 9:01:06 AM
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Yep, that Amazon stock took a dive :/

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Notschmendrake
04/28/22 9:18:49 AM
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Thinks he is cool for buying blue chips?

What a fucking loser lol.
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Revelation34
04/28/22 9:53:59 AM
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Notschmendrake posted...
Thinks he is cool for buying blue chips?

What a fucking loser lol.


Blue tortilla chips are the best tortilla chip though.

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wolfy42
04/28/22 6:35:10 PM
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Revelation34 posted...
Blue tortilla chips are the best tortilla chip though.


Made from real SMURFS!!!

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Jen0125
04/28/22 6:51:27 PM
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HornedLion posted...
I am not a hot ass chick.

Not with that attitude you aren't
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MICHALECOLE
04/28/22 8:21:22 PM
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Jen0125 posted...
Not with that attitude you aren't
Speaking of hot ass chicks
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Jen0125
04/28/22 8:29:58 PM
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MICHALECOLE posted...
Speaking of hot ass chicks


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HelIWithoutSin
04/28/22 8:35:14 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQqGvYpWzRE

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HornedLion
04/28/22 8:37:37 PM
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HelIWithoutSin posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQqGvYpWzRE

For real.

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