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Chicken 04/27/22 3:49:20 PM #1:	After they read through all of the bible isnt church just reruns? --- May contain bones https://youtu.be/jGbI0P4hh3o <cite>Chicken posted [p:964616624] in One thing ... [t:80001115]...</cite> <quote>After they read through all of the bible isnt church just reruns? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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trappedunderice 04/27/22 3:53:08 PM #3:	Sit, stand, kneel. Repeat a bunch of times. <cite>trappedunderice posted [p:964616726] in One thing ... [t:80001115]...</cite> <quote>Sit, stand, kneel. Repeat a bunch of times. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Giant_Aspirin 04/27/22 3:54:01 PM #4:	church sermons are a lot more than just "read through all of the bible" though. and i dont even like church. --- Playing: Yakuza 6 I hope something good happens to you today <cite>Giant_Aspirin posted [p:964616747] in One thing ... [t:80001115]...</cite> <quote>church sermons are a lot more than just "read through all of the bible" though. and i dont even like church. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
YookaLaylee 04/27/22 3:54:59 PM #5:	Yes. They reuse the same stories over and over and just try to spice things up by tying it to current events --- Fire tempers iron and temptation steels the just <cite>YookaLaylee posted [p:964616776] in One thing ... [t:80001115]...</cite> <quote>Yes. They reuse the same stories over and over and just try to spice things up by tying it to current events</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Flauros 04/27/22 3:58:40 PM #6:	from the very limited time ive gone to church, they usually pick a handful of verses or stories from the bible (and other related texts), read them, and discuss the meaning of them. Then there are some songs and things like life announcements (weddings, babies, funerals, etc). Then they wrap it up with announcing the next community events and stuff and wrap it up with a song. So they can stretch the entire bible out for literal years before they loop around to the beginning again. So its like a rerun, but so far after the original release that you dont remember the whole thing. --- https://i.imgur.com/EX6Md7k.gif https://i.imgur.com/ygAzHKB.mp4 https://i.imgur.com/c84omp7.gif https://i.imgur.com/Hj9RrC6.mp4 <cite>Flauros posted [p:964616886] in One thing ... [t:80001115]...</cite> <quote>from the very limited time ive gone to church, they usually pick a handful of verses or stories from the bible (and other related texts), read them, and discuss the meaning of them. Then there are some songs and things like life announcements (weddings, babies, funerals, etc). Then they wrap it up with announcing the next community events and stuff and wrap it up with a song. So they can stretch the entire bible out for literal years before they loop around to the beginning again. So its like a rerun, but so far after the original release that you dont remember the whole thing. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ForsakenHermit 04/27/22 4:02:44 PM #7:	When I went to church growing up there was a lot of saying the same sayings over and over again and it wasn't just the one that made sense (The Lord's prayer.) --- Beware the fanatic! Too often his cure is deadlier by far than the evil he denounces!-Stan Lee RIP Make Arcades Great Again! <cite>ForsakenHermit posted [p:964617000] in One thing ... [t:80001115]...</cite> <quote>When I went to church growing up there was a lot of saying the same sayings over and over again and it wasn't just the one that made sense (The Lord's prayer.) </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AldousIsDead 04/27/22 4:04:08 PM #8:	Chicken posted... After they read through all of the bible isnt church just reruns? Nobody actually reads the stupid thing. They get told what it says and what they should think it means. --- In simplicity, utility. Through utility, simplicity. <cite>AldousIsDead posted [p:964617049] in One thing ... [t:80001115]...</cite> <quote>Chicken posted... </cite> <quote>After they read through all of the bible isnt church just reruns?</quote>Nobody actually reads the stupid thing. They get told what it says and what they should think it means. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Vyrulisse 04/27/22 4:04:13 PM #9:	Church in my area used to have these huge lunch things with insane amounts of food. It was like a buffet... those were good days. I'd go to town on chicken and mashed potatoes. --- http://i.imgur.com/6VeX04D.jpg https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MryA0iKJoOo <cite>Vyrulisse posted [p:964617053] in One thing ... [t:80001115]...</cite> <quote>Church in my area used to have these huge lunch things with insane amounts of food. It was like a buffet... those were good days. I'd go to town on chicken and mashed potatoes. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Chicken 04/27/22 4:49:34 PM #10:	Vyrulisse posted... I'd go to town on chicken --- May contain bones https://youtu.be/jGbI0P4hh3o <cite>Chicken posted [p:964618241] in One thing ... [t:80001115]...</cite> <quote>Vyrulisse posted... </cite> <quote>I'd go to town on chicken</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SquantoZ 04/27/22 4:50:28 PM #11:	church is a lie --- "Context Matters" <cite>SquantoZ posted [p:964618263] in One thing ... [t:80001115]...</cite> <quote>church is a lie </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
eston 04/27/22 4:52:50 PM #12:	Giant_Aspirin posted... church sermons are a lot more than just "read through all of the bible" though. and i dont even like church. This --- http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i215/estonc/grizzly_bear_chairs_2.jpg http://i.imgur.com/8kjZU.jpg <cite>eston posted [p:964618314] in One thing ... [t:80001115]...</cite> <quote>Giant_Aspirin posted... </cite> <quote>church sermons are a lot more than just "read through all of the bible" though. and i dont even like church.</quote>This </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FL81 04/27/22 4:54:46 PM #13:	Indoctrination works best with continual immersion --- Thanks to Proofpyros for the sig images https://i.imgur.com/Nv4Pi1v.jpg https://i.imgur.com/N43HJYv.jpg <cite>FL81 posted [p:964618357] in One thing ... [t:80001115]...</cite> <quote>Indoctrination works best with continual immersion </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems 04/27/22 4:55:23 PM #14:	YookaLaylee posted... Yes. They reuse the same stories over and over and just try to spice things up by tying it to current events No they don't --- Common sense said you can common my sense, ifyaknowwhatimeanwinkwink -smackems- some dudette named JimCarrysToe <cite>Smackems posted [p:964618370] in One thing ... [t:80001115]...</cite> <quote>YookaLaylee posted... </cite> <quote>Yes. They reuse the same stories over and over and just try to spice things up by tying it to current events</quote>No they don't </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PrettyBoyFloyd 04/27/22 5:08:30 PM #15:	I thought one of the ideas was just to socialize with family or people that whoever is comfortable with or share common beliefs with. --- The Evil Republicans - Est.2004 - WoT [Government Destabilizing Branch] <cite>PrettyBoyFloyd posted [p:964618687] in One thing ... [t:80001115]...</cite> <quote>I thought one of the ideas was just to socialize with family or people that whoever is comfortable with or share common beliefs with. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems 04/27/22 5:09:56 PM #16:	PrettyBoyFloyd posted... I thought one of the ideas was just to socialize with family or people that whoever is comfortable with or share common beliefs with. Yeah but not the primary thing. The primary reason is to hear the sermon --- Common sense said you can common my sense, ifyaknowwhatimeanwinkwink -smackems- some dudette named JimCarrysToe <cite>Smackems posted [p:964618721] in One thing ... [t:80001115]...</cite> <quote>PrettyBoyFloyd posted... </cite> <quote>I thought one of the ideas was just to socialize with family or people that whoever is comfortable with or share common beliefs with.</quote>Yeah but not the primary thing. The primary reason is to hear the sermon </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
darkmaian23 04/29/22 11:18:43 PM #17:	Giant_Aspirin posted... church sermons are a lot more than just "read through all of the bible" though. and i dont even like church. Smackems posted... Yeah but not the primary thing. The primary reason is to hear the sermon Some of us are clearly going to different churches. <cite>darkmaian23 posted [p:964677059] in One thing ... [t:80001115]...</cite> <quote>Giant_Aspirin posted... </cite> <quote>church sermons are a lot more than just "read through all of the bible" though. and i dont even like church.</quote> Smackems posted... </cite> <quote>Yeah but not the primary thing. The primary reason is to hear the sermon</quote> Some of us are clearly going to different churches. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zikten 04/29/22 11:35:24 PM #18:	Chicken posted... After they read through all of the bible isnt church just reruns? Yea. I get dragged there every once in a while. The priest has never talked about a chapter in the Bible I never heard before <cite>Zikten posted [p:964677424] in One thing ... [t:80001115]...</cite> <quote>Chicken posted...</cite> <quote>After they read through all of the bible isnt church just reruns? </quote> Yea. I get dragged there every once in a while. The priest has never talked about a chapter in the Bible I never heard before</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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