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berlyman101 04/28/22 4:33:26 AM #1:	there are GIRLS there. I couldn't believe it one of them gave me her number. not for a date but legitimately came up to me when she heard I'm a comedian and gave me her number so she can see me. by far the hottest girl to ever give me her number. then I wrecked her at chess at a CHESS CLUB --- http://www.lukesurl.com/comics/2010-02-24-determinism.png <cite>berlyman101 posted [p:964629936] in yo chess c... [t:80001747]...</cite> <quote>there are GIRLS there. I couldn't believe it one of them gave me her number. not for a date but legitimately came up to me when she heard I'm a comedian and gave me her number so she can see me. by far the hottest girl to ever give me her number. then I wrecked her at chess at a CHESS CLUB </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 04/28/22 4:38:42 AM #2:	Who's laughing now? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:964629977] in yo chess c... [t:80001747]...</cite> <quote>Who's laughing now? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
berlyman101 04/28/22 4:39:44 AM #3:	UnfairRepresent posted... Who's laughing now? I made this today https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/4/7/AAP15pAADLYX.jpg --- http://www.lukesurl.com/comics/2010-02-24-determinism.png <cite>berlyman101 posted [p:964629983] in yo chess c... [t:80001747]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted... </cite> <quote>Who's laughing now?</quote> I made this today https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/4/7/AAP15pAADLYX.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
berlyman101 04/28/22 9:09:42 AM #4:	I can't sleep --- http://www.lukesurl.com/comics/2010-02-24-determinism.png <cite>berlyman101 posted [p:964632403] in yo chess c... [t:80001747]...</cite> <quote>I can't sleep </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gunplagirl 04/28/22 9:11:56 AM #5:	berlyman101 posted... I can't sleep Chess does that to a lot of people --- tfw no big tiddy goth vampire gf who lactates blood - viewmaster_pi <cite>gunplagirl posted [p:964632441] in yo chess c... [t:80001747]...</cite> <quote>berlyman101 posted... </cite> <quote>I can't sleep</quote>Chess does that to a lot of people </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dakimakura 04/28/22 9:12:24 AM #6:	Watch out for Monika --- This is signature Not waste of data at all <cite>Dakimakura posted [p:964632460] in yo chess c... [t:80001747]...</cite> <quote>Watch out for Monika </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Touch 04/28/22 9:14:08 AM #8:	How ya feel about the botez sisters? --- Oh, I wanna be the one you call drunk <cite>Touch posted [p:964632490] in yo chess c... [t:80001747]...</cite> <quote>How ya feel about the botez sisters? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
berlyman101 04/28/22 10:09:45 AM #9:	gunplagirl posted... Chess does that to a lot of people I'm unironically addicted, but that's not why tonight [LFAQs-redacted-quote] I'm gonna work on this. i do have videos Touch posted... How ya feel about the botez sisters? I want them to tag team me like they did Eric Rosen --- http://www.lukesurl.com/comics/2010-02-24-determinism.png <cite>berlyman101 posted [p:964633444] in yo chess c... [t:80001747]...</cite> <quote>gunplagirl posted... </cite> <quote>Chess does that to a lot of people</quote> I'm unironically addicted, but that's not why tonight <cite>[LFAQs-redacted-quote]</cite> I'm gonna work on this. i do have videos Touch posted... </cite> <quote>How ya feel about the botez sisters?</quote> I want them to tag team me like they did Eric Rosen </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
berlyman101 04/28/22 12:05:20 PM #10:	[LFAQs-redacted-quote] https://youtu.be/qoxf3sC-UQg do your worst, CE --- http://www.lukesurl.com/comics/2010-02-24-determinism.png <cite>berlyman101 posted [p:964635555] in yo chess c... [t:80001747]...</cite> <quote><cite>[LFAQs-redacted-quote]</cite> https://youtu.be/qoxf3sC-UQg do your worst, CE </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
berlyman101 04/28/22 1:57:31 PM #11:	a comedian with almost 60k followers on Instagram just followed me This is weird anyway, here's another: https://youtu.be/6ZMOGSwyxyE --- http://www.lukesurl.com/comics/2010-02-24-determinism.png <cite>berlyman101 posted [p:964638094] in yo chess c... [t:80001747]...</cite> <quote>a comedian with almost 60k followers on Instagram just followed me This is weird anyway, here's another: https://youtu.be/6ZMOGSwyxyE </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AirFresh 04/28/22 1:59:08 PM #12:	TC I just want you to know I'm very fascinated by your journey and I love that you keep us updated. --- Don't Stress, Become #Fresh <cite>AirFresh posted [p:964638139] in yo chess c... [t:80001747]...</cite> <quote>TC I just want you to know I'm very fascinated by your journey and I love that you keep us updated. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
berlyman101 04/28/22 2:14:08 PM #13:	AirFresh posted... TC I just want you to know I'm very fascinated by your journey and I love that you keep us updated. thanks! I need to get my socials up anyway. back to the topic at hand. I won all my games yesterday --- http://www.lukesurl.com/comics/2010-02-24-determinism.png <cite>berlyman101 posted [p:964638503] in yo chess c... [t:80001747]...</cite> <quote>AirFresh posted... </cite> <quote>TC I just want you to know I'm very fascinated by your journey and I love that you keep us updated.</quote> thanks! I need to get my socials up anyway. back to the topic at hand. I won all my games yesterday </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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berlyman101 04/28/22 11:53:48 PM #15:	[LFAQs-redacted-quote] thanks man Shawn Kemp is back in the front row. I made him laugh last time --- http://www.lukesurl.com/comics/2010-02-24-determinism.png <cite>berlyman101 posted [p:964652140] in yo chess c... [t:80001747]...</cite> <quote><cite>[LFAQs-redacted-quote]</cite> thanks man Shawn Kemp is back in the front row. I made him laugh last time </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
berlyman101 04/29/22 1:24:18 AM #16:	Shawn kemp is blasted --- http://www.lukesurl.com/comics/2010-02-24-determinism.png <cite>berlyman101 posted [p:964653437] in yo chess c... [t:80001747]...</cite> <quote>Shawn kemp is blasted </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
berlyman101 04/29/22 1:28:17 AM #17:	my friend called out Shawn kemp on stage to tell him to quiet down --- http://www.lukesurl.com/comics/2010-02-24-determinism.png <cite>berlyman101 posted [p:964653495] in yo chess c... [t:80001747]...</cite> <quote>my friend called out Shawn kemp on stage to tell him to quiet down </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
divot1338 04/29/22 2:05:35 AM #18:	An old man goes to the doctor. The doctor says to the old man I have some bad news. You have cancer and Alzheimers. The old man looks back at the doctor and says Well at least I dont have cancer. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey <cite>divot1338 posted [p:964653908] in yo chess c... [t:80001747]...</cite> <quote>An old man goes to the doctor. The doctor says to the old man I have some bad news. You have cancer and Alzheimers. The old man looks back at the doctor and says Well at least I dont have cancer. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
divot1338 04/29/22 2:14:09 AM #19:	berlyman101 posted... https://youtu.be/qoxf3sC-UQg do your worst, CE Really good but cut the Lil Dicky joke. Seems pretty well honed. Only thing Id say is maybe the pacing a bit. You kind of stepped on the laughter a couple of times. You can always continue talking if a joke falls flat but give em a chance to laugh. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey <cite>divot1338 posted [p:964653994] in yo chess c... [t:80001747]...</cite> <quote>berlyman101 posted... </cite> <quote>https://youtu.be/qoxf3sC-UQg do your worst, CE</quote>Really good but cut the Lil Dicky joke. Seems pretty well honed. Only thing Id say is maybe the pacing a bit. You kind of stepped on the laughter a couple of times. You can always continue talking if a joke falls flat but give em a chance to laugh. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
berlyman101 04/29/22 3:13:38 AM #20:	divot1338 posted... Really good but cut the Lil Dicky joke. Seems pretty well honed. Only thing Id say is maybe the pacing a bit. You kind of stepped on the laughter a couple of times. You can always continue talking if a joke falls flat but give em a chance to laugh. Yeah i'm retiring that one. Good point about the laughter, especially since some of my jokes take some people a few seconds to get. The other side of that is that I am only getting a few minutes at these mics and in my head I'm trying to get through everything I need to test. --- http://www.lukesurl.com/comics/2010-02-24-determinism.png <cite>berlyman101 posted [p:964654522] in yo chess c... [t:80001747]...</cite> <quote>divot1338 posted... </cite> <quote>Really good but cut the Lil Dicky joke. Seems pretty well honed. Only thing Id say is maybe the pacing a bit. You kind of stepped on the laughter a couple of times. You can always continue talking if a joke falls flat but give em a chance to laugh.</quote> Yeah i'm retiring that one. Good point about the laughter, especially since some of my jokes take some people a few seconds to get. The other side of that is that I am only getting a few minutes at these mics and in my head I'm trying to get through everything I need to test. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
divot1338 04/29/22 8:57:58 AM #21:	berlyman101 posted... Yeah i'm retiring that one. Good point about the laughter, especially since some of my jokes take some people a few seconds to get. The other side of that is that I am only getting a few minutes at these mics and in my head I'm trying to get through everything I need to test. There are worse problems to have than the audience laughing for sure. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey <cite>divot1338 posted [p:964657665] in yo chess c... [t:80001747]...</cite> <quote>berlyman101 posted... </cite> <quote>Yeah i'm retiring that one. Good point about the laughter, especially since some of my jokes take some people a few seconds to get. The other side of that is that I am only getting a few minutes at these mics and in my head I'm trying to get through everything I need to test.</quote>There are worse problems to have than the audience laughing for sure. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
berlyman101 04/30/22 3:08:09 AM #22:	New set https://youtu.be/4DAJYQq6Occ I tripped up on a few words in my newer jokes. The crowd was very lively tonight, though. It might be time to scrap the ICP joke because the few times I've done it, it gets more groans than laughs. It's also sort of a niche reference and a weird way to end a set. Also I stepped on a laugh on my new union joke. Timing will come with practice --- http://www.lukesurl.com/comics/2010-02-24-determinism.png <cite>berlyman101 posted [p:964680047] in yo chess c... [t:80001747]...</cite> <quote>New set https://youtu.be/4DAJYQq6Occ I tripped up on a few words in my newer jokes. The crowd was very lively tonight, though. It might be time to scrap the ICP joke because the few times I've done it, it gets more groans than laughs. It's also sort of a niche reference and a weird way to end a set. Also I stepped on a laugh on my new union joke. Timing will come with practice </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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