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that tootsie roll

https://youtu.be/cohgqx_M454

bro so when i was in HS i was friends with this dude named Paul who was friends with this dude named Mikey who died cause he drank a bottle and a half of robitussin in a single sitting cause of that mc Chris song and hed just start bawling his eyes out any time athf was mentioned, which was p common at the time (as u know)

and im SUre at this point u think im kinddong but my cousin used to be the manager at wendys when Mikey worked there and bc of their relationship everyone called him kitten dick (bc he had a small penis not bc it purred)

he was also super into pro wrestling and introduced me to prof Scott Steiner and also that WEEE squirrel video now that i think about it

last time i saw that video i was like 15 hangin out with this chick who was super cool cause she was the cashier at hot topic. her roommate was named weasel and he was pretty well known in the crust punk community for eating roadkill on a date

anyways i later.found out that she only invited me over cause she thought i was gay which was disappointing

My condolences on your friend's friend. That's the first I've personally heard of somebody getting injured or killed because of aqua teen hunger force, but I'm not going to sit here and pretend like it isn't perfectly believable when we live in an era of kids getting hospitalized for eating Tide pods because of a tik tok challenge.