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Zikten
04/30/22 3:40:56 AM
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I bet you the government will ban traveling to visit Jerusalem in supposed Jesus's time. Nobody will be allowed to go other than maybe top secret government missions that are classified for a thousand years

No matter what the truth is about Jesus I bet any confirmed info from time travel would lead to chaos in modern day. Maybe even ww3
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Unsugarized_Foo
04/30/22 3:43:01 AM
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Chaos

Control!

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MICHALECOLE
04/30/22 3:46:20 AM
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The police cant even stop me from going into the kitchen at the chilis down the street, what makes you think theyll be able to stop me from seeing the baby Jesus
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Trumble
04/30/22 3:46:55 AM
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What if Jesus was actually a chick?

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Unspecified_NPC
04/30/22 3:48:16 AM
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MICHALECOLE posted...
The police cant even stop me from going into the kitchen at the chilis down the street, what makes you think theyll be able to stop me from seeing the baby Jesus
Lmao

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archedsoul
04/30/22 3:48:28 AM
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Time travel is a Pandora's box. Once it's allowed at all, everything goes to hell.

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Tom Clark
04/30/22 3:50:20 AM
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What if the wise men visiting baby Jesus were time scientists from the future?

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MICHALECOLE
04/30/22 3:51:57 AM
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Tom Clark posted...
What if the wise men visiting baby Jesus were time scientists from the future?
The shouldnt have brought such weird gifts

wtf even is myrrh
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Tom Clark
04/30/22 4:04:57 AM
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MICHALECOLE posted...
The shouldnt have brought such weird gifts

wtf even is myrrh

It's super popular in 2135. It's the must have Christmas gift that year (imagine the rush for Buzz Lightyear toys, only everyone is in the future and they like shit things), which is why they brought it.

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DanHaren2022
04/30/22 5:23:45 AM
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What if Jesus was a actually a black trans Muslim
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Arcanine2009
04/30/22 5:28:14 AM
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Of and when it happens, its gonna be like the anime Steins Gate.

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cp87
04/30/22 5:30:14 AM
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MICHALECOLE posted...
The police cant even stop me from going into the kitchen at the chilis down the street, what makes you think theyll be able to stop me from seeing the baby Jesus
Amen

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008Zulu
04/30/22 5:48:07 AM
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How would they police the ban?

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Trumble
04/30/22 5:57:51 AM
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008Zulu posted...
How would they police the ban?
With time tasers.

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