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LeoRavus
05/07/22 4:40:46 PM
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What would you do? You'd have less than an hour before they hit.

I don't think my area would be targeted. I'd still haul ass to the local grocery store and buy up all the canned goods


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FigureOfSpeech
05/07/22 4:42:46 PM
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I would assume they would fail somehow because of Russian incompetence and I would go about my day. If I was wrong, I would be dead probably instantly so oh well

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Irony
05/07/22 4:42:49 PM
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Crank one out as I die like that dude that jerked it during a volcano erupting

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Croutonman
05/07/22 5:03:15 PM
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Walk outside and vaporise. The world after a full scale nuclear war isnt one I want me or my kids living in.

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ROBANN_88
05/07/22 5:04:36 PM
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probably just go on all my Discord servers and do a quick "we're fucked, bye" or something

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Wedge Antilles
05/07/22 5:07:11 PM
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Head as far north as I can get. I'm an hour or so from Toronto so I'm putting as much distance between me and the city as I can.

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Touch
05/07/22 5:08:17 PM
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Get fucked. My city is a major naval base one so good chance we actually do get targetted

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Kurt_Russel
05/07/22 5:10:42 PM
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Escape underground and begin my reign as King of the Molemen.

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3PiesAndAFork
05/07/22 5:12:26 PM
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I live in one of the biggest cities in my country, so probably try to seek shelter in the subway, but otherwise die I guess.

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