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UnfairRepresent
05/12/22 2:51:14 PM
#1:


Would you take the job?


37 hours a week.
Includes Dental.

But all you do is inform children that their parents are dead. All day, every day. That's the job.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/3/9/AAZiH8AADOZ_.jpg

Would you take it?

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Irony
05/12/22 2:52:10 PM
#2:


Yep

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BuckVanHammer
05/12/22 2:52:35 PM
#3:


sure. id get a puppet and have him/her/it do it.

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MC_BatCommander
05/12/22 2:53:03 PM
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I was gonna say no until you mentioned dental

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g0ldie
05/12/22 2:54:02 PM
#5:


yea.

I'll take it on a year-by-year basis.

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ZeroV2
05/12/22 2:54:10 PM
#6:


someone's gotta do it

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YoungMutual
05/12/22 2:55:01 PM
#7:


It would probably take a toll mentally but I'd still take it. It's a pretty honest and morally decent job. Informing such events is a sad job but they have a right to know and someone has to do it.

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rexcrk
05/12/22 2:55:41 PM
#8:




Set for life after a year? Hell yeah.

It sucks but someones gotta do it.


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HovaRex
05/12/22 2:56:05 PM
#9:


Fuck no. No amount of money in the world is with the mental/emotional toll that would take.


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Irony
05/12/22 2:56:26 PM
#10:


HovaRex posted...
Fuck no. No amount of money in the world is with the mental/emotional toll that would take.
Just use a puppet

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A_Good_Boy
05/12/22 2:58:03 PM
#11:


The work doesn't stop just because I'm not the one doing the informing. So I'll take the money and the job np.

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RISEofCHRISTIAN
05/12/22 2:58:38 PM
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How many parents of children can we expect to die each day?

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QueenCarly
05/12/22 2:58:50 PM
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Yr dad's dead kid, sorry.

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UnfairRepresent
05/12/22 3:00:41 PM
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Something their parents don't have

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Irony
05/12/22 3:00:51 PM
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RISEofCHRISTIAN posted...
How many parents of children can we expect to die each day?
If you live in a red state a lot

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Turtlemayor333
05/12/22 3:00:58 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/4/8/AAMM2kAADOaI.jpg

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Tappor
05/12/22 3:05:40 PM
#18:


10 million is 10 million, even if its something as upsetting as this. And besides, someone has to do it.

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wackyteen
05/12/22 3:07:07 PM
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Do I have to comfort the child?

Or can I be callous and be "dads dead, little fucker" and walk off?

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Tenmyouji
05/12/22 3:07:36 PM
#20:


Do it. Not saying it would be easy but stupid to walk away from that amount
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cuttin_in_farm
05/12/22 3:08:58 PM
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What is the age range of the children?

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BettyWhite
05/12/22 3:09:02 PM
#22:


I would take that job very seriously.. Use my money to create a center where the kids can come for assistance with therapy and stuff.

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FigureOfSpeech
05/12/22 3:09:06 PM
#23:


MC_BatCommander posted...
I was gonna say no until you mentioned dental


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NoxObscuras
05/12/22 3:12:04 PM
#24:


I'll take the job and quit after 1-2 years. Being forever haunted by all of those sad kids will be worth never having to work again.

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David1988
05/12/22 3:14:51 PM
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I need eye insurance more than dental, gonna pass

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Heartomaton
05/12/22 3:16:48 PM
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Well, they say you should look for a job doing what you love...

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Alteres
05/12/22 3:17:16 PM
#27:


wackyteen posted...
Do I have to comfort the child?

Or can I be callous and be "dads dead, little fucker" and walk off?
Yeah, if I could act absolutely insane while I did it and not get fired I would take it

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Ratchetrockon
05/12/22 3:17:49 PM
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Heck yeah

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Sczoyd
05/12/22 3:18:28 PM
#30:


For that money, fuck yeah I'd do it for at least a year

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UltraDeku
05/12/22 3:26:27 PM
#31:


wackyteen posted...
Do I have to comfort the child?

Or can I be callous and be "dads dead, little fucker" and walk off?
Asking the important questions.

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Guide
05/12/22 3:28:21 PM
#32:


I think I would be pretty good at it, actually.

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LincolnDuncan
05/12/22 3:33:41 PM
#33:


Plot twist: you take the job and the first case you get is your name. Your parent are now dead.

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uwnim
05/12/22 3:37:50 PM
#34:


I accepted it, but I am really concerned about the hours. That sounds like a lot of untimely deaths.

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Master_Bass
05/12/22 3:44:21 PM
#35:


Yup, I'd do it for a year and then be set for life. It would be a soul crushing job, but I find working for decades in this capitalist hellscape even more soul crushing.

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Sexypwnstar
05/12/22 3:46:51 PM
#36:


uwnim posted...
I accepted it, but I am really concerned about the hours. That sounds like a lot of untimely deaths.

Yeah, sounds lame if it's literally one kid after the next with only a lunch break as my downtime/deadtime.

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Lord_Shadow
05/12/22 3:50:40 PM
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"Your parents are dead. Next"

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RiKuToTheMiGhtY
05/12/22 3:55:49 PM
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Not worth it, would refuse the job and not look back.

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LeadPipeCinche
05/12/22 4:01:28 PM
#39:


HovaRex posted...
Fuck no. No amount of money in the world is with the mental/emotional toll that would take.


What mental toll, you aren't dead.

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ZevLoveDOOM
05/12/22 4:02:23 PM
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"Your parents kicked the bucket Timmy!"
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Nukazie
05/12/22 4:02:29 PM
#41:


hell yeah, sorry kid

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JimmyFraska
05/12/22 4:05:54 PM
#42:


Absolutely. I worked for years in a job dealing with people losing loved ones.

RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted...
Not worth it, would refuse the job and not look back.
Have some empathy
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wackyteen
05/12/22 4:06:09 PM
#43:


ZevLoveDOOM posted...
"Your parents kicked the bucket Timmy!"
Timmy: "What bucket?"

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Kimbos_Egg
05/12/22 4:06:41 PM
#44:


work for 2 months, retire.

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HovaRex
05/12/22 4:06:47 PM
#45:


LeadPipeCinche posted...
What mental toll, you aren't dead.

Lol wut? Are you a sociopath or something?

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RiKuToTheMiGhtY
05/12/22 4:07:58 PM
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JimmyFraska posted...
Absolutely. I worked for years in a job dealing with people losing loved ones.

Have some empathy
I am having empathy by not taking a terrible job like that which is going to stress me out.

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Gobstoppers12
05/12/22 4:10:07 PM
#47:


After a few days of it I'd be so desensitized that it'd just be any other job to me. I'd do it for a year, maybe two, then take my $10-$20 million and retire comfortably.

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LeadPipeCinche
05/12/22 4:13:53 PM
#48:


RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted...
I am having empathy by not taking a terrible job like that which is going to stress me out.


Why would you let it stress you out.
All you gotta do is explain why their parents are dead and maybe answer some questions. Talk is stress free. Itd be stressful if you're the one getting the news.

HovaRex posted...
Lol wut? Are you a sociopath or something?

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YugiNoob
05/12/22 4:14:53 PM
#49:


For some reason I thought this was backwards; telling parents that their kids died. Still yes though.

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Smashingpmkns
05/12/22 4:15:20 PM
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Lol sure

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