Current Events > It's Friday The 13th. You want to survive today, follow the rules. A refresher:

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1. Don't smoke weed.
2. No premartial sex.
3. No saying you'll be right back.
4. Don't split up.
5. Make sure your car is working and the key to the ignition is easy to find.
6. Avoid going to parties of any sort, especially those in the middle of nowhere.
7. Don't investigate strange noises.
8. Stay away from barns, basements, and attics.
9. For the love of god, if you have a gun and you're facing the killer, SHOOT THEM IN THE FUCKING HEAD (it'll at least slow them down)
10. Keep your cellphone charged, and stay away from 'low service' areas.
11. Crazy people are the sanest people - when Ralph tells you there's a death curse and you're all doomed, HE'S RIGHT
12. Wear comfortable running shoes - for obvious reasons.
13. Jumping in a canoe and rowing out to the middle of a lake does NOT mean you're safe.

I got your back, CE. Unless you've already done some of these, well then.....i'll see you on the other side.

im breakin all them shits...

1 - I'm definitely toking tonight
2 - I'm married so secks will be had, no worries
3 - not a phrase I use often, especially through texts, but can't make any promises
4 - I've remained whole for over 32 years now, sounds easy
5 - works fine, keys in my pocket
6 - I'm a homebody who hates crowds
7 - what if my water heater busts? sounds like it would be wise to investigate
8 - easy enough, don't plan to go into the attic, and there are no basements in my area due to high humidity and soil conditions
9 - i don't have a gun, but I got plenty of sharp knives, i'll do my best
10 - easy enough, phone is at 100% now
11 - naaaaaaah
12 - easy enough, i've worn running shoes all my life
13 - I never thought it was, I do most of my fishing from the bank. not planning to fish tonight anyway

Ryven posted...

Don't smoke weed.

Fuck

Alice smoked pot in the first movie as well as played strip monopoly and she survived

Ginny was in a sexual relationship with her boss with the only reason they didn't have a sex scene during the film was because she was on her period over the course of the film which the movie tells you by the beware of bears joke Paul wrote on her mirror

Go into space - surely you'll be safe out there, right?
...right?

Also the party itself is safe
It's leaving the party to be alone that usually gets you killed

Ryven posted...

Stay away from barns, basements, and attics

well shit, my home office is in the basement

littlebro07 posted...

well shit, my home office is in the basement

>_>

yusiko posted...

Also the party itself is safe
It's leaving the party to be alone that usually gets you killed

Tell that to the rave partiers in the cornfield in Freddy vs Jason. RIP

I have 3 more machetes than Jason does though