Poll of the Day > are you a card carrying member of the clean butt club

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Adam_Savage
05/17/22 8:31:38 PM
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and if not, why do you want a poopy butt

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papercup
05/17/22 8:33:26 PM
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Boy I got the cleanest butt, you don't even know

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Blightzkrieg
05/17/22 9:12:48 PM
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Bidets are just lies we tell ourselves to sleep better

There's no such thing as a clean butt.

They all have a unique flavour that cannot be purged

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Lokarin
05/17/22 9:44:54 PM
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if girl got nails, she got poopy butt

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argonautweakend
05/17/22 9:55:13 PM
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i carry the card in my butt to prove how clean it is
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wolfy42
05/17/22 10:33:52 PM
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I wonder if they will have bidets in canada? I'm heading there soon.

Probably won't on the cruise ship tho.

My but is weird. I'm pretty sure I'm an alien. I do poop, but........this is a bit disturbing.....there is never anything to wipe afterwards. I still use a few squares of toilet paper, but....there is never anything on it.

My but magically auto-cleans. It's very weird. No I don't do any inside cleaning etc either.

Not complaining mind you, but.....kinda wondering if I am not human.

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argonautweakend
05/17/22 10:36:26 PM
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You're pooping healthy, solid logs.

take a look at an elephant...it comes out in several large, dry masses.

probably for the best
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Muscles
05/17/22 10:43:15 PM
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I am a member but don't carry the card around, what does that make me?

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C-Raine
05/17/22 11:43:35 PM
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All those people that wipe only front to back or only back to front?

Dirty heathens! You must wipe both ways!
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Jen0125
05/18/22 12:05:13 AM
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Lokarin posted...
if girl got nails, she got poopy butt

This is not true
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Lokarin
05/18/22 12:34:22 AM
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Jen0125 posted...
This is not true

ok, sorry.

If all genders got nails, thar got poopy butt

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Jen0125
05/18/22 12:49:21 AM
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Lokarin posted...
ok, sorry.

If all genders got nails, thar got poopy butt

This is also not true
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Metalsonic66
05/18/22 2:00:02 AM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/4/5/AAFUswAADPjh.jpg

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Krazy_Kirby
05/18/22 3:53:40 AM
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why do you need a card for that? are people asking you for proof?

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