Current Events > $100,000 nut you have to vote for Trump in the next US Presidential election.

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Cocytus
05/18/22 1:47:28 PM
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Take the deal?


I would sell my scruples on this matter for that amount, yes.
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CableZL
05/18/22 1:47:51 PM
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A $100,000 nut, you say

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SSJKirby
05/18/22 1:48:42 PM
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Would I go to jail for voter fraud

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Flockaveli
05/18/22 1:48:46 PM
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$100,000 if I bust a nut and vote for Trump next election?

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Cocytus
05/18/22 1:48:46 PM
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CableZL posted...
A $100,000 nut, you say
*facepalm*

Typo in the title, every man's worse nightmare.
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Were_Wyrm
05/18/22 1:49:26 PM
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Can I make brownies with the $100,000 nut?

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FigureOfSpeech
05/18/22 1:49:33 PM
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$100,000 nut


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PMarth2002
05/18/22 1:51:39 PM
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Sure, its not like I live in a swing state. My county was almost 80% in favor of Trump in 2020.

I'd probably turn the money down if my vote actually mattered.

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h23456bca
05/18/22 1:53:10 PM
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gonna do it for free, so might as well do it for 100,00

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Vicious_Dios
05/18/22 1:53:32 PM
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$100,000 but you have to vote for Trump in the next US Presidential election.

Literally no downside, and a win-win.

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mustachedmystic
05/18/22 1:53:48 PM
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Yes, I live in a red state, so it's not like my vote for President counts for anything

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3PiesAndAFork
05/18/22 1:53:50 PM
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For sure.

I can't even vote in the states lmao

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DrizztLink
05/18/22 1:54:29 PM
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A 100000 dollar nut.

I am the greatest simp of all time.

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-Unowninator-
05/18/22 1:55:52 PM
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Not in a million years.

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masterpug53
05/18/22 1:56:02 PM
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I would probably break down and take the intended non-typo deal, but no amount of money could convince my little guy to nut over Donald Trump. So apparently my dick has a stronger moral compass than I do.

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FigureOfSpeech
05/18/22 1:56:33 PM
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Vicious_Dios posted...
Literally no downside, and a win-win.

^alternating caps

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TMOG
05/18/22 1:57:29 PM
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Yes. I live in Ohio, so my options are either "vote Republican" or "waste your vote" anyway. With $100k I can at least move to a better state.
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holy_bolt
05/18/22 1:58:44 PM
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PMarth2002 posted...
Sure, its not like I live in a swing state. My county was almost 80% in favor of Trump in 2020.

I'd probably turn the money down if my vote actually mattered.

This

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Glob
05/18/22 2:05:40 PM
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But I'm not even eligible to vote...
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Cocytus
05/18/22 2:07:00 PM
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PMarth2002 posted...
I'd probably turn the money down if my vote actually mattered.
That's an interesting thought.
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Forever_Black
05/18/22 2:07:58 PM
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Nut or not, Im taking that money.

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Cocytus
05/18/22 2:08:42 PM
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Glob posted...
But I'm not even eligible to vote...
Are you a felon?
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SamsungGearS2
05/18/22 2:13:23 PM
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Im voting for him in 2024 if he runs anyway.

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Cocytus
05/18/22 2:15:32 PM
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SamsungGearS2 posted...
Im voting for him in 2024 if he runs anyway.
Because you don't like Biden or you do in fact like Trump?
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kawalimus
05/18/22 2:18:02 PM
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I live in MD. If Trump is even any sort of threat to win this state the election was over before it began. So yes
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Teh_Dr_Phil
05/18/22 2:18:09 PM
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I live in CA so my one vote wont do anything. Gimme.

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SamsungGearS2
05/18/22 2:29:13 PM
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Cocytus posted...
Because you don't like Biden or you do in fact like Trump?
Both.

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FigureOfSpeech
05/18/22 2:30:13 PM
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SamsungGearS2 posted...
Both.

yikes

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TigerTarTheo
05/18/22 2:30:21 PM
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Its not like my vote matters anyways, ill take that gold hustla

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Tenmyouji
05/18/22 2:31:31 PM
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Yea, Ill take the deal. My state is deep red anyway so it doesnt matter.
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Prismsblade
05/18/22 2:32:39 PM
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Yea, it'll be just what I need for a down payment on a house.

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Dakimakura
05/18/22 2:37:44 PM
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100,000 dollar nut feel so good

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sauceje
05/18/22 2:52:37 PM
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I'm not a US citizen so I'm not sure how I will fulfill this requirement

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Calwings
05/18/22 2:55:29 PM
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There's no amount of money that would make me throw away my morals and vote for that racist fascist piece of shit.

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Dakimakura
05/18/22 2:57:10 PM
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for real id vote for Trump for just 100 bucks. I don't care who is president and my vote won't matter.

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MabusIncarnate
05/18/22 3:19:29 PM
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Sure, he would win TN regardless, I'll sell my soul for one meaningless vote.

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Mizznox
05/18/22 3:31:41 PM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
Sure, he would win AK regardless, I'll sell my soul for one meaningless vote.

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TigerTarTheo
05/18/22 3:38:09 PM
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Hey another alaskan!

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NeonOctopus
05/18/22 3:39:58 PM
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It's not like a single vote matters lolololololololol

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GallisOTK
05/18/22 3:41:16 PM
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No, it would take a lot more than that

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Solid Snake07
05/18/22 3:46:11 PM
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Sure, I dont live in a swing state and even if I did its one vote, who gives a shit?

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bigblu89
05/18/22 3:51:46 PM
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I live in New York. The Democrat will still win regardless of who I vote for.

But a tax-free $100K basically pays off my mortgage.

Venmo me please.

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Stalinrules
05/18/22 3:54:44 PM
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Fuck no.

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Rathinor
05/18/22 3:57:18 PM
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Vicious_Dios posted...
Literally no downside, and a win-win.
Lol at admitting to being a Trump cultist
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FigureOfSpeech
05/18/22 4:02:51 PM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]


It's funny that his slogan was "make america great again" and yet everything he did was basically done to try and destroy america

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gatorsPENSbucs
05/18/22 4:12:10 PM
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Got to figure out how to register to vote and absolutely would take that money.

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Tyranthraxus
05/18/22 4:13:08 PM
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Deal. I write in vote Mary Trump.

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TentacleDemon
05/18/22 4:39:43 PM
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Sure. My one vote won't change anything. But that $100,000 would change everything for me.

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Glob
05/18/22 4:50:43 PM
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Cocytus posted...
Are you a felon?

No
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