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PiOverlord
05/22/22 3:48:51 PM
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One has him living in a tiny house despite her living in a castle with more than enough space; the other is willing to throw a parade in his honor any time he asks.

What do you think?

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NeonOctopus
05/22/22 3:49:17 PM
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Don't forget he also fucked Daisy before Luigi did

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Turbam
05/22/22 3:51:19 PM
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Daisy >>>>>>> Pauline >> Rosalina >>>>>>>>>Peach

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PiOverlord
05/22/22 3:51:37 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
Don't forget he also fucked Daisy before Luigi did
Very true, but it's obvious it was a one-time deal. Mario is more than happy to let Luigi have his sloppy seconds, considering Luigi is the definition of second!

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Dakimakura
05/22/22 4:07:29 PM
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Rosalina > Peach >>>>>>> da rest

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Inferno Dive Dragoon
05/22/22 4:47:40 PM
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Daisy > Pauline = Rosalina > Peach

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NeonOctopus
05/22/22 4:53:41 PM
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Rosalina > Daisy > Pauline > Peach

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ultimate reaver
05/22/22 4:58:38 PM
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pauline is an ambitious hardworking woman and does not need mario in her life slowing it down. that relationship would have never gone anywhere

peach keeps mario on a tight leash, makes him do all the important stuff every time her kingdom is in trouble, and rewards him with at most a kiss on his nose like he was 5 years old. mario seems to be a sucker for this. it is a toxic relationship but both are into it so why not?

daisy prefers luigi because he is terrified of everything, assumably including her. mario would not be scared so she would probably do mma holds on him every time she got mad

rosalina is an 8 foot tall eldritch star spawn who probably eats her mate after sex, but mario never wants anything beyond a kiss so as long as she does not reveal her mandibles he should be fine. probably the second best choice behind peach


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Solar_Crimson
05/22/22 4:58:48 PM
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PiOverlord posted...
One has him living in a tiny house despite her living in a castle with more than enough space;
Maybe Mario prefers living in a quiet home in the woods.

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Disengaged
05/22/22 5:03:46 PM
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Peach has been married to Prince Haru since the first animated movie that canonicised her modern appearance.

Every time Mario saves peach she goes back to the castle to get plowed. How else do you think there are so many toads?

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PiOverlord
05/22/22 10:21:35 PM
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Disengaged posted...
Peach has been married to Prince Haru since the first animated movie that canonicised her modern appearance.

Every time Mario saves peach she goes back to the castle to get plowed. How else do you think there are so many toads?
That dog ain't real in the main Mario verse.

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RedLuigi
05/22/22 10:26:37 PM
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PiOverlord posted...
Very true, but it's obvious it was a one-time deal. Mario is more than happy to let Luigi have his sloppy seconds, considering Luigi is the definition of second!

Hey ._.

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PiOverlord
05/22/22 11:34:41 PM
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RedLuigi posted...
Hey ._.
Hi GreenRedLuigi.

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Kaiiwa
05/23/22 12:00:29 AM
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Peach has been keeping him employed for decades, so yes
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