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lihlih
05/30/22 3:30:09 PM
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Nichtcrawler X posted...


Yes. Definitely in the situation as described. And that is all it means. You seem to see the state of being a victim as some kind of absolute that can only be handled and responded to in a certain way.

A crime can have more than one victim and yes, the perpetrator themselves can in some form also be a victim.


Dude stop it, your intelligence is showing, lmao.

VampireCoyote posted...


because you were married to her and a marriage is supposed to mean something

even if it was a fake marriage you still owed this person the basic common decency of simple honesty

its really icky that you dont see that at all


A fake marriage doesn't mean shit. The fact that you think it does shows that you really don't understand shit.

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Cacciato
05/30/22 3:36:29 PM
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Is cheating on your fake wife still punishable as adultery under the UCMJ?
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lihlih
05/30/22 3:45:52 PM
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Cacciato posted...
Is cheating on your fake wife still punishable as adultery under the UCMJ?


Yes, but the UCMJ doesn't allow anal sex, so who the fuck even cares about that?

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VampireCoyote
05/30/22 3:48:04 PM
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lihlih posted...
Yes, but the UCMJ doesn't allow anal sex, so who the fuck even cares about that?

people with buttholes and honor

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Adam_Savage
05/30/22 7:54:51 PM
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lihlih posted...
Yeah, it was only "real" on paper.

so it was real then lmao

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Cacciato
05/30/22 8:18:34 PM
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lihlih posted...
Yes, but the UCMJ doesn't allow anal sex, so who the fuck even cares about that?
Your employer. So if theyd found out about your contract marriage they wouldnt have charged you with fraud?
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VampireCoyote
05/30/22 8:20:30 PM
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Just your run of the mill domestic sham to skirt some pesky laws

but why lie

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Cacciato
05/30/22 8:21:07 PM
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VampireCoyote posted...
people with buttholes and honor
I mean, he literally admitted to putting on weight to be separated for violating height/weight standards, so I dont think honor is high on his list of standards.
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lihlih
05/30/22 8:57:23 PM
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Of course Cac is defending the piece of shit UCMJ that forbids anal and forbids any sex positions other than missionary. Seriously, anyone that takes that seriously and tries to use it to make a point just needs to shut up.

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VampireCoyote
05/30/22 8:58:07 PM
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Do they for real ban sex positions

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Cacciato
05/30/22 9:00:09 PM
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lihlih posted...
Of course Cac is defending the piece of shit UCMJ that forbids anal and forbids any sex positions other than missionary. Seriously, anyone that takes that seriously and tries to use it to make a point just needs to shut up.
Noticed you skipped over the part where you admitted to separating due to deliberate weight gain
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Archaea_Ottoia
05/30/22 9:25:14 PM
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You have to love a person who continually enters into contracts only to have buyers remorse and do anything he can to get out of the contract, all the while blaming anyone but himself. Then he tries to act like his constant need for validation and remorse makes him far more intelligent than those he begs the attention of.

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lihlih
05/30/22 9:37:38 PM
#63:


Cacciato posted...

Noticed you skipped over the part where you admitted to separating due to deliberate weight gain


So what? I got out to make more money while keeping all my benefits? There's nothing wrong with that, but you keep bringing it up over and over again because you can't think of anything else. All you do is bring up that dumbass point, or bring up the stupidest bullshit in the world like the UCMJ.

Archaea_Ottoia posted...
You have to love a person who continually enters into contracts only to have buyers remorse and do anything he can to get out of the contract, all the while blaming anyone but himself. Then he tries to act like his constant need for validation and remorse makes him far more intelligent than those he begs the attention of.


Oh yeah, I outsmarted the Army and got out on an honorable discharge and kept all my benefits while getting out and making more money. So what? If you really think that's a negative, you're only as smart as Cac is.

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VampireCoyote
05/30/22 9:48:00 PM
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lihlih posted...
So what? I got out to make more money while keeping all my benefits? There's nothing wrong with that, but you keep bringing it up over and over again because you can't think of anything else. All you do is bring up that dumbass point, or bring up the stupidest bullshit in the world like the UCMJ.

Oh yeah, I outsmarted the Army and got out on an honorable discharge and kept all my benefits while getting out and making more money. So what? If you really think that's a negative, you're only as smart as Cac is.

it takes a particular sort to brazenly and seemingly quite proudly tout about how they intentionally and successfully committed fraud against the US military, but thats just @lihlih for ya

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Cacciato
05/30/22 10:45:08 PM
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lihlih posted...
So what? I got out to make more money while keeping all my benefits? There's nothing wrong with that, but you keep bringing it up over and over again because you can't think of anything else. All you do is bring up that dumbass point, or bring up the stupidest bullshit in the world like the UCMJ.

Oh yeah, I outsmarted the Army and got out on an honorable discharge and kept all my benefits while getting out and making more money. So what? If you really think that's a negative, you're only as smart as Cac is.
Yeah. Given the number of guys I know in OIG, theyd definitely never be interested in what ol guy puts on the internet. Certainly not with the number of identifying information and previous unit information that he displays.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/taskandpurpose.com/news/army-bodybuilder-zachary-barton-scammed-va/%3Fam

im guessing hell be okay
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Zareth
05/30/22 11:01:02 PM
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I'll post this again

lihlih: "I like the taste of chocolate ice cream"
PotD: "remember that time you murdered a cat"

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Nade Duck
05/30/22 11:09:38 PM
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i believe u tc

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BUMPED2002
05/30/22 11:47:15 PM
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Halloween is months away!

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