Current Events > So my son's final writing exam for grade three is a fractured fairy tale.

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He essentially has to take a fairy tale and transcribe real life aspects into it. He picked the Three Little Pigs and The Big Bad Wolf. Only his version is The Three Little Lukes(the class bully) and The Big Bad Harley(his little sister.) Apparently the class bully from my son's class is only afraid of my daughter. There was apparently an altercation between my son and the class bully last year and my daughter stepped in and told the bully if he touched my son she would, "fuck him up." Considering she was still in preschool while my son was grade two that apparently put such a shock into him that he tries to be my son's best friend.

lmao, badass little Harley

We didn't even find out about this altercation until this year. I don't think it went anywhere because everyone that meets her always sings her praises about how she is the sweetest, most kind and caring kid they've ever met. So even if Luke had said something to a teacher no one would have believed him.

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Yea she can be a devious little bitch, but she spends most of her time actually being empathic and caring, but if you fuck with someone she loves she has no problem wildin out.

Oh man, trying to help my son with this us tough. I want to teach him writing techniques that are beyond his grade level but I also don't want him to get in any kind of trouble for "having his parents do it."

that writing exam is more difficult than what I had to do for English Advanced Placement at the end of high school. Why is school so hard now? Is that a private magnet school?

Your kids sound cool and thats a pretty cool writing assignment.

xue1 posted...

that writing exam is more difficult than what I had to do for English Advanced Placement at the end of high school. Why is school so hard now? Is that a private magnet school?

No just a French immersion public school.
Smashingpmkns posted...

Your kids sound cool and thats a pretty cool writing assignment.

Yea I thought it was pretty creative after they told me the backstory behind it. My daughter heard him reading the final rough draft to me and now wants to go to the school and be like, "little Luke little Luke let me in." I just bust out laughing.