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UnfairRepresent
06/08/22 7:53:49 AM
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You discover that your old ex was pregnant with your baby when you broke up, unbeknownst to the both of you

It turns out she had a baby but didn't want to ruin your life and so didn't tell you.

A mutual contact accidentally let it slip and now you suddenly find out of the blue that you have a child and have had one for years

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How do you react?
What do you do?

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Cheater87
06/08/22 7:55:33 AM
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Well isn't she a cutie pie! I'll see how old she is and get her that many gifts for missed birthdays.

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ZangsBeard
06/08/22 7:57:14 AM
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Being that Im sterile, I move on with my life and assume theyre not mine. If the mother wanted me in their life she could have, and still can bring it up. Then Ill expect a test.

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UnfairRepresent
06/08/22 7:58:05 AM
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ZangsBeard posted...
Being that Im sterile,
Guess that's what she thought too

but this happened

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Zikten
06/08/22 8:00:13 AM
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I only ever had 1 girlfriend and it was back in the late 90s. My kid would be in their 20s

But I would be very confused because I never had sex. I'd wonder if my memories are all twisted and somehow I got laid as a teen and forgot. Then I'd tell the offspring to go back to their mom cause I barely know how to take care of a cat let alone be a dad
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Slayer_22
06/08/22 8:01:10 AM
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I would love the child unconditionally and want to be a part of their life.

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ZangsBeard
06/08/22 8:02:10 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Guess that's what she thought too

but this happened

No, its not a thought. Ive been tested. Repeatedly. No swimmers. But even so

ZangsBeard posted...
Then Ill expect a test.

And thats only after the mother wants me in their lives.

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Chadwick69
06/08/22 8:02:38 AM
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Zikten posted...
I never had sex.
User Since: Jun 2002

imagine my shock

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UnfairRepresent
06/08/22 8:11:24 AM
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Zikten posted...
only ever had 1 girlfriend and it was back in the late 90s. My kid would be in their 20s
wow, that would be a hell of a revelation

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Mike Xtreme
06/08/22 8:18:27 AM
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That is a legit concern of mine. The last time I had any contact with an old girlfriend there was a pregnancy scare.

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UnfairRepresent
06/10/22 5:24:41 AM
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Mike Xtreme posted...
That is a legit concern of mine. The last time I had any contact with an old girlfriend there was a pregnancy scare.
And what if it turned out to have occured?

And now you got a little kid walking the streets

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TentacleDemon
06/10/22 5:43:56 AM
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I would keep going on with my life as if I didn't have a kid. Pretending that I don't know.

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Nukazie
06/10/22 5:47:33 AM
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"cool"

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