Current Events > $1,20,000,000 but all women now look like your mom

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UnfairRepresent 06/08/22 12:30:19 PM #1:	Would you take it? Yes No Would you take it? - Results (56 votes) Yes 30.36% (17 votes) 17 No 69.64% (39 votes) 39 Money is after tax but if you take it then all women suddenly look like your mom from your perspective. To everyone else they look normal but to you, it looks/sounds like everyone is your mom in different clothes. Children look like your mom if she was small. You'll turn on the TV and see your mom standing next to Joe Biden in a businsess suit or your mom as a pirate swordfighting Johnny Depp. Then swtich to the soccerball and see a team of your mom kicking a ball around another team of your mom. Even other members of your family will now look/sound like your mom. It's all women. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/6/3/AAZiH8AADUUf.jpg Would you take it? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:965641932] in $1,20,000,... [t:80049673]...</cite> <quote> Would you take it? Yes No Vote View Results Would you take it? - Results (56 votes) Yes 30.36% (17 votes) 17 No 69.64% (39 votes) 39 Show Voting Form function poll_vote() { var vote_option = $("input[name='poll_vote']:checked").val(); if(!vote_option) return; $.ajax({ type: 'POST', url: '/ajax/forum_poll_vote', data: { option: vote_option, board: '400', topic: '80049673', message: '0', key: '090699b1' }, success: function(response) { if(response.error) { alert(response.error); } else { $("#poll_vote").hide(); $("#poll_results").html(response.html).show(); } } }); } function view_results_legacy() { $("#poll_vote").hide(); $("#poll_results").show(); } function hide_results_legacy() { $("#poll_results").hide(); $("#poll_vote").show(); } Money is after tax but if you take it then all women suddenly look like your mom from your perspective. To everyone else they look normal but to you, it looks/sounds like everyone is your mom in different clothes. Children look like your mom if she was small. You'll turn on the TV and see your mom standing next to Joe Biden in a businsess suit or your mom as a pirate swordfighting Johnny Depp. Then swtich to the soccerball and see a team of your mom kicking a ball around another team of your mom. Even other members of your family will now look/sound like your mom. It's all women. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/6/3/AAZiH8AADUUf.jpg Would you take it? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ratchetrockon 06/08/22 12:30:37 PM #2:	Sure --- I'm a Taurus I like collecting headphones and iems. My fave game of all time is DMC 3 SE on PC w/ style switch mod. IMO it the best button masher on earth <cite>Ratchetrockon posted [p:965641940] in $1,20,000,... [t:80049673]...</cite> <quote>Sure </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 06/08/22 12:31:22 PM #3:	Fuck you posted before I could fix the topic title. IT's supposed to be $1,200,000. But now it's a mess --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:965641951] in $1,20,000,... [t:80049673]...</cite> <quote>Fuck you posted before I could fix the topic title. IT's supposed to be $1,200,000. But now it's a mess </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ratchetrockon 06/08/22 12:32:12 PM #4:	Im sorry I got too excited --- I'm a Taurus I like collecting headphones and iems. My fave game of all time is DMC 3 SE on PC w/ style switch mod. IMO it the best button masher on earth <cite>Ratchetrockon posted [p:965641968] in $1,20,000,... [t:80049673]...</cite> <quote>Im sorry I got too excited </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
prisonerd 06/08/22 12:35:22 PM #5:	nah too much psychological weirdness for any kind of money id rather not --- https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/2/2/AADHstAADTv6.jpg thanks hambo <cite>prisonerd posted [p:965642039] in $1,20,000,... [t:80049673]...</cite> <quote>nah too much psychological weirdness for any kind of money id rather not </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Legato-and-Vash 06/08/22 12:37:18 PM #6:	prisonerd posted... nah too much psychological weirdness for any kind of money id rather not --- *~Sincerely yours, Legato and Vash~* Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/kid_prodigy23 <cite>Legato-and-Vash posted [p:965642090] in $1,20,000,... [t:80049673]...</cite> <quote>prisonerd posted... </cite> <quote>nah too much psychological weirdness for any kind of money id rather not</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NoxObscuras 06/08/22 12:37:37 PM #7:	UnfairRepresent posted... Fuck you posted before I could fix the topic title. IT's supposed to be $1,200,000. But now it's a mess Oh screw that then. If it was 1.2 billion, I'd gladly swear off of women forever. Not for 1.2 million though. --- PSN - NoxObscuras Z490 \| i9-10900K \| EVGA 3080 FTW3 Ultra \| 32GB DDR4 3600 \| 4TB SSD <cite>NoxObscuras posted [p:965642095] in $1,20,000,... [t:80049673]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted... </cite> <quote>Fuck you posted before I could fix the topic title. IT's supposed to be $1,200,000. But now it's a mess</quote>Oh screw that then. If it was 1.2 billion, I'd gladly swear off of women forever. Not for 1.2 million though. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 06/08/22 12:42:59 PM #8:	NoxObscuras posted... Oh screw that then. If it was 1.2 billion, I'd gladly swear off of women forever. Not for 1.2 million though. I mean to be honest the amount doesn't really matter It's more just the hypothetical dilemma of "An absurd amount of money for nothing but everyone looks like your mom" Frankly I find it out that you would be opposed to a huge amount of money but not a ridiclously huge amount of money I'd have figured it would either creep you out or it wouldn't lol Maybe a topic that asks people how much they would do it for would be interesting --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:965642232] in $1,20,000,... [t:80049673]...</cite> <quote>NoxObscuras posted... </cite> <quote>Oh screw that then. If it was 1.2 billion, I'd gladly swear off of women forever. Not for 1.2 million though.</quote>I mean to be honest the amount doesn't really matter It's more just the hypothetical dilemma of "An absurd amount of money for nothing but everyone looks like your mom" Frankly I find it out that you would be opposed to a huge amount of money but not a ridiclously huge amount of money I'd have figured it would either creep you out or it wouldn't lol Maybe a topic that asks people how much they would do it for would be interesting </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NoxObscuras 06/08/22 12:47:01 PM #9:	UnfairRepresent posted... I mean to be honest the amount doesn't really matter It's more just the hypothetical dilemma of "An absurd amount of money for nothing but everyone looks like your mom" Frankly I find it out that you would be opposed to a huge amount of money but not a ridiclously huge amount of money I'd have figured it would either creep you out or it wouldn't lol Maybe a topic that asks people how much they would do it for would be interesting Oh it 100% creeps me out. But I figure, with an absurd amount of money, I can just become a hermit for the rest of my life and not have to deal with it. I can't become a hermit with 1.2 million. --- PSN - NoxObscuras Z490 \| i9-10900K \| EVGA 3080 FTW3 Ultra \| 32GB DDR4 3600 \| 4TB SSD <cite>NoxObscuras posted [p:965642350] in $1,20,000,... [t:80049673]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted... </cite> <quote>I mean to be honest the amount doesn't really matter It's more just the hypothetical dilemma of "An absurd amount of money for nothing but everyone looks like your mom" Frankly I find it out that you would be opposed to a huge amount of money but not a ridiclously huge amount of money I'd have figured it would either creep you out or it wouldn't lol Maybe a topic that asks people how much they would do it for would be interesting</quote>Oh it 100% creeps me out. But I figure, with an absurd amount of money, I can just become a hermit for the rest of my life and not have to deal with it. I can't become a hermit with 1.2 million. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Master_Bass 06/08/22 1:07:23 PM #10:	No thanks. --- Many Bothans died to bring you this post. <cite>Master_Bass posted [p:965642831] in $1,20,000,... [t:80049673]...</cite> <quote>No thanks. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ratchetrockon 06/08/22 1:09:20 PM #11:	Idk what the issue is. If 3.5 billion or so ppl look like my mom i wont have to feel as sad after she dies --- I'm a Taurus I like collecting headphones and iems. My fave game of all time is DMC 3 SE on PC w/ style switch mod. IMO it the best button masher on earth <cite>Ratchetrockon posted [p:965642880] in $1,20,000,... [t:80049673]...</cite> <quote>Idk what the issue is. If 3.5 billion or so ppl look like my mom i wont have to feel as sad after she dies </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GGuirao13 06/11/22 4:24:09 AM #12:	No deal. --- Donald J. Trump--proof against government intelligence. <cite>GGuirao13 posted [p:965718298] in $1,20,000,... [t:80049673]...</cite> <quote>No deal. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zikten 06/11/22 4:58:59 AM #13:	Deal I don't have sex anyway. It wouldn't really affect me much <cite>Zikten posted [p:965718569] in $1,20,000,... [t:80049673]...</cite> <quote>Deal I don't have sex anyway. It wouldn't really affect me much</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
haloiscoolisbak 06/11/22 7:21:49 AM #14:	Nah I'm good --- Started from the bottom now we here <cite>haloiscoolisbak posted [p:965719609] in $1,20,000,... [t:80049673]...</cite> <quote>Nah I'm good </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ZevLoveDOOM 06/11/22 7:27:48 AM #15:	you mean like that polka dot guy from The Suicide Squad? absolutely no thanks! <cite>ZevLoveDOOM posted [p:965719657] in $1,20,000,... [t:80049673]...</cite> <quote>you mean like that polka dot guy from The Suicide Squad? absolutely no thanks! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 06/11/22 7:31:35 AM #16:	Zikten posted... Deal I don't have sex anyway. It wouldn't really affect me much It's not just sex. You'd struggle to tell different women apart. Your friends, co-workers etc --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:965719711] in $1,20,000,... [t:80049673]...</cite> <quote>Zikten posted... </cite> <quote>Deal I don't have sex anyway. It wouldn't really affect me much</quote>It's not just sex. You'd struggle to tell different women apart. Your friends, co-workers etc </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PoopPotato 06/11/22 8:11:10 AM #17:	Deal, then I will finally know what my mom looks like --- http://i.minus.com/i5EWBMXTN4ERv.gif <cite>PoopPotato posted [p:965720137] in $1,20,000,... [t:80049673]...</cite> <quote>Deal, then I will finally know what my mom looks like </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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mustachedmystic 06/11/22 7:00:43 PM #19:	It would take a while to get used to, and Id never have sex again, of course. But damn, dat is a hell of a lot of money. --- Vegy is a 30 year old man, who's pretending to be a 60 year old woman that likes to act like a 57 year old man that pretends to be a horny 16 year old boy. <cite>mustachedmystic posted [p:965733158] in $1,20,000,... [t:80049673]...</cite> <quote>It would take a while to get used to, and Id never have sex again, of course. But damn, dat is a hell of a lot of money. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
wackyteen 06/11/22 7:03:05 PM #20:	Is it just the face or is there an army of Mom Clones that imitate how my mom currently looks, body and all, to me? --- The name is wackyteen for a reason. Never doubt. <cite>wackyteen posted [p:965733206] in $1,20,000,... [t:80049673]...</cite> <quote>Is it just the face or is there an army of Mom Clones that imitate how my mom currently looks, body and all, to me? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
IfGodCouldDie 06/11/22 7:09:52 PM #21:	The real question i would have is, are all the women still discernable to me? Or am I just never going to know who I am actually talking to again? --- All posters and events depicted in this post are entirely fictitious. Any similarity to actual events or posters, living or dead, is purely coincidental. <cite>IfGodCouldDie posted [p:965733358] in $1,20,000,... [t:80049673]...</cite> <quote>The real question i would have is, are all the women still discernable to me? Or am I just never going to know who I am actually talking to again? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nfearurspecimn 06/11/22 7:12:16 PM #22:	that would literally drive me unironically insane so no --- Wake up. You have to wake up. currently a preta/hungry ghost Dai Grepher: I was wrong. My entire theory is incorrect. Zero Mission IS a remake of Metroid. <cite>nfearurspecimn posted [p:965733410] in $1,20,000,... [t:80049673]...</cite> <quote>that would literally drive me unironically insane so no </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MorbidFaithless 06/11/22 8:03:41 PM #23:	Yeah I was gonna say, that sounds madness inducing. Just the effect on the brain. --- walk like thunder <cite>MorbidFaithless posted [p:965734449] in $1,20,000,... [t:80049673]...</cite> <quote>Yeah I was gonna say, that sounds madness inducing. Just the effect on the brain. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sariana21 06/11/22 8:05:25 PM #24:	Thats not even a real number. --- ___ Sari, Mom to DS (07/04) and DD (01/08); Pronouns: she/her/hers <cite>Sariana21 posted [p:965734487] in $1,20,000,... [t:80049673]...</cite> <quote>Thats not even a real number. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 06/12/22 7:16:21 AM #25:	nfearurspecimn posted... that would literally drive me unironically insane so no As opposed to being driven ironically insane --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:965743384] in $1,20,000,... [t:80049673]...</cite> <quote>nfearurspecimn posted... </cite> <quote>that would literally drive me unironically insane so no</quote>As opposed to being driven ironically insane </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AP3Brain 06/12/22 7:20:03 AM #26:	Eww. Please stop with these weird ones...just no... <cite>AP3Brain posted [p:965743416] in $1,20,000,... [t:80049673]...</cite> <quote>Eww. Please stop with these weird ones...just no... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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